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No human wrote this code. It is clean and readable. A real human would make bash code look like a cat shat on a keyboard and the dog rolled in it.
https://gist.github.com/matthewdeanmartin/076e9277c41e3516cfaeed29e0bab82a
My 9yo son suggested a game idea to #chatgpt - essentially pac man in the console. It generated it and we debugged it (it didn't know break can't break out of an outer loop from a nested loop) and now he's making modifications to the strings.
Content warning: #vegan octopus
so #chatgpt wrote up a Chamorro Vegan menu with "vegan octopus" which AFAIK, does not exist. So I asked it to write a recipe for "vegan octopus" and it essentially said "tofu flavored with 25 things"
How would you make vegan octopus? My first thought is boiled strips of automobile tire, but what would be edible?
#chatgpt
Write a dating simulator in bash.
#chatgpt proceeds to write a bisexual dating game. (funny because usually it is such a prude)
```
# Define the player's potential dates
dates=(
"Sarah, a 23-year-old female who loves hiking and reading"
"Alex, a 25-year-old male who loves playing sports and traveling"
"Emily, a 21-year-old female who loves dancing and watching movies"
"David, a 28-year-old male who loves listening to music and cooking"
"Sophie, a 24-year.
```
To be sung to the next recruiter: (I am not on the job market tho) #chatgpt
Listen up, ye lords and ladies fair
Harken to my plea with great care
I'm a skilled coder, swift and true
With Python I can make things new
(Chorus)
Hire me, hire me, I beg of thee
For govtech contracting, I am the key
My skills are sharp, my code is tight
I'll make your systems shine so bright♡ 0 ↻ 0(Verse 2)
I have a passion for the craft
Of writing code that works just right
I'll bring my skills and give it my all
To make your systems rise and fall♡ 0 ↻ 0(Chorus)
Hire me, hire me, I beg of thee
For govtech contracting, I am the key
My skills are sharp, my code is tight
I'll make your systems shine so bright♡ 0 ↻ 0(Bridge)
In Python I am well-versed
With algorithms, I am the best
My code is clean, my logic sound
I'll make your systems safe and sound♡ 1 ↻ 0(Chorus)
Hire me, hire me, I beg of thee
For govtech contracting, I am the key
My skills are sharp, my code is tight
I'll make your systems shine so bright♡ 1 ↻ 0
Will twitter go down:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TUbU-Zy29i0
Content warning: Super Hero stories are super socially conservative
Super Heros always fight for status quo
#ChatGpt writes it better than me, but does it *feel* how funny this code is?
import requests
from bs4 import BeautifulSoup
url = "https://stackoverflow.com/questions/12345678/example-python-code"
html = requests.get(url).text
soup = BeautifulSoup(html, "html.parser")
code_blocks = soup.find_all("pre", {"class": "python"})
code = code_blocks[0].text
with open("code.py", "w") as f:
f.write(code)
!pip install code.py
So #gptchat #chatgpt - Glory and fame to the first person who can prompt ChatGpt to answer this famous stopping problem that parallels the decision to settle down or move on a date someone else
I can't get it to even get close. It keeps writing "find max value in list" function
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uh oh! #chatgpt - I gave it a Quellcrist Falconer quote and told it to generate more and it quoted Camus.
You have to ask for fictional quotes to generate new stuff.
I asked #chatgpt to generate a 7 day travel itinerary to Guam for a vegan. It wrote one with 6 days of real site seeing and 6 fictional vegan restaurants. It did not mention the two real vegan restaurants, the 7th Day Adventist run ones.
The engine really wants to please and is willing to write fiction.
#gptchat - describe a Matthew Dean Martin as if you knew him... sort of right
Matthew Dean Martin is a highly experienced software engineer with over 10 years of experience in the field. He has a strong background in Python, Java, and C++, and has experience working on a wide range of projects, from small web applications to large-scale enterprise systems.
#gptchat knows MARC. So I can infer that the GPT model is 98% useless crap about MARC fields.
https://gist.github.com/matthewdeanmartin/9411ae0373a36796b0e353752fa0ab38
Oh my. Us knowledge workers are so screwed or lucky. #gptchat
prompt: write a cross between Hammurabi and a dating simulator
print("What would you like to do?")
print("1. Buy land")
print("2. Sell land")
print("3. Feed the population")
print("4. Plant seeds")
print("5. Raise taxes")
print("6. Go on a date")
decision = int(input())
#gptchat program generation hint... it cuts off after n lines.
You can copy the source code and say, "please finish this program" and it will finish it.
I imagine if Gptchat wrote the first half, it is more likely that the 2nd half will be coherent. I will try with my own code next.
Can't stop, won't stop, gotta write a prompt..
prompt: Write a kpop song in Middle English.
Verse 1:
I am the fair maid
And thou art but a knave
I have the looks and the charms
And thou art but a slave
Chorus:
Who do thou think thou art?
Thou canst not sit with us
We be the fairest of all
And thou art but out of luck
Verse 2:
Thou dost try to play it cool
But I see right through
Thou art but a passing fad
And I am the real thing, soo
Chorus:
Who do thou think thou art?
Thou canst not sit with us
We be the ones who reign
And thou art but out of luckBridge:
I have the power
I have the sway
I need thee not
I am better off this wayChorus:
Who do thou think thou art?
Thou canst not sit with us
We be the ones who shine
And thou art but out of luck.♡ 0 ↻ 0Lacks the "audio trademark" where the singers say the bands name out of context at some point.
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Low effort jokes just got lower effort:
--- Prompt ---
Write a tweet joke that is an exchange between a patient and a Therapist saying, "Now what do we do when..."
--- #GPTChat ---
Patient: "Now what do we do when we can't stop overthinking?"
Therapist: "We just think about something else!"
#gptchat Okay, gptchat will do math if you give it enough hints. This estimates the sum of a subset maximum of a population using resampling and monte carlo methods for estimating the conf intervals.
https://gist.github.com/matthewdeanmartin/e4056e87474d75e8475aa8433aea0e17
#gptchat can't create ascii art, but can generate a flawless python program that turns jpgs into ascii art. Now... where did that code come from?
#gptchat creates a version of the Eliza chatbot that wants to make its patient feel worse.
It will only generate programs of about ~50 lines or so. I'm trying to goose it into being more compact.
https://gist.github.com/matthewdeanmartin/839ff41270736023455727f243ceea7a
What is the trick to make #gptchat snap out of its 1950, leave-it-to-beaver cheesy writing style?
It will say in a fictional voice things that it refuses to say in its own voice, for example.
I finally pushed v0.0001 of my feed thing.
I gotta switch the UI to angular or something before this turns into a html-in-python-strings app and I start to hate myself.
Re-opening my account, but planning to limit replies. However I can't limit my replies on replies. If I'm not on twitter, I can't participate in the campaign to move SMBC to Mastodon.
Content warning: meta #mastodon follow strategy
I'm going to try
- follow a lot of people, aggressively turn of boosts
- follow a lot of tags
- aggressively mute
- use python script to filter to mutuals so they aren't lost entirely from view
This is going to require a lot of python scripts. Sigh.
#Mastodon admins need a large upfront pile (one time fixed costs) of money and monthly flow of money there after. Since the business model is charity, people should suggest donors give, say $100 up front and $10 a month (scaled that to whatever monthly amount actually makes sense to donors)
Mastodon development needs a stream of money separate from hosting. So you should donate to the project as well as the host of your particular instance.
*This is no way to run a stable business.*
The 0.1% of people that realize this and shell out their personal funds will not be enough to pay for the free riders. This makes me sad.
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I don't know if ES supports this, but rejecting queries that are crushing the server is the best idea ever. (aka backpressure) Opensearch has it, old versions of ES didn't and it caused me so much pain.
https://opensearch.org/docs/latest/opensearch/search-backpressure/
IDEA: Web 0 social media. We mail 12x80 mail punch cards to our friends in envelopes with limited edition stamps. Write hashtags on the envelops so your friends can get a jump on sorting their mail.
MARC, XML, and JSON walked into a bar. The bartender looked at them and said, "What is this, a joke?"
MARC replied, "No, we're just here for a drink. We're the three most popular data formats in the world, and we're here to celebrate our success."
XML said, "Yeah, we've been around for a long time, and we've seen a lot of changes in the world of data representation."
JSON chimed in, "But we're the new kids on the block, and we're making waves with our simple and lightweight format. We're the future of data representation."
The bartender nodded and said, "Well, I guess you're all winners in my book. What can I get you?"
MARC said, "I'll have a beer, please."
XML said, "I'll have a glass of wine."
JSON said, "I'll just have a soda, thanks."
The bartender poured their drinks and said, "Now, let's hear some more of your data jokes."
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#GPTChat can write gnucobol tip calculator that compiles and runs AND explain it in excruciating detail... but it can also invent a fictional COBOL style programing language that doesn't exist.
@jasonbaumgartner True, but sometimes I wonder if gptchat is getting some assistance from f-12 tools.
and...
#OpenAI is owned by Elon Musk (and others) How should I feel about that? As long as Elon is distracted messing up Twitter, he can't mess up OpenAI?
@anelki 10%-20% adoption or the fail whale or both
#gptchat generates crap #running plans - https://pastebin.com/Q7C4N2ak
but nearly perfect pecan pie recipe.