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I believed this! The fact that I could believe this tells you something about the current state of affairs.

When search for this comic, it is spelled "aaaah"

https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/aaaah https://x.com/anothercohen/status/1593404311832338442

I'm trying to find the SMBC comic where the punch line is "Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!"

https://www.google.com/search?q=aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa+SMBC&rlz=1C1OPNX_enUS975US976&sxsrf=ALiCzsaw9Olp-V5zDx_uNvjBXrLi-Z9L8w%3A1668789778203&ei=ErZ3Y7jBC6Kv5NoP3s-P4A4&ved=0ahUKEwi4kryvlrj7AhWiF1kFHd7nA-wQ4dUDCBA&uact=5&oq=aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa+SMBC&gs_lcp=Cgxnd3Mtd2l6LXNlcnAQAzIFCAAQogQyBQgAEKIEMgUIABCiBDIFCAAQogQyBQgAEKIEOgYIABAHEB5KBAhBGABKBAhGGABQAFiUCmD7C2gAcAF4AIABe4gBrQ6SAQQxOC4zmAEAoAEBwAEB&sclient=gws-wiz-serp#imgrc=b09mYC8XteKS2M

conservative partisans are predicting twitter will stay up indefinitely, staff or no staff.
techies are predicting twitter will go on for a bit, fail slowly, then fast.

js/typescript/angular is going great. Every single library conflicts with every single other library. We have reached peak incompatibility.

#winging

What are y'all using for "social TODO"? e.g. habitica and other sites where your TODO list has a social media element

Firing everyone except:
- those that legally can't be fired
- those that legally can't quit
He's a business genius, he'll figure out a way to fire them all, what are they going to do, take a bankrupt entity to court? https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593619483968479232

New social media site: Here is my referral link - https://post.news/?r=VkvVm

You gotta get 5 people to join the waitlist before getting to try it out, I think. https://x.com/uuallan/status/1593579189420011520

well, it's been a fun frenzy. This is more fun than a presidential debate. But I gotta be responsible and go to bed.

it goes slow then fast. That was 1000 carefully chosen employees, not 450 people who are legally prohibited from quitting. https://x.com/bgurley/status/1593448516394881024

I'm going to blend green peas into my guacamole and this thread won't be up long enough for you to dissuade me.

There are 0 moderators working right now. There is literally no one tending the shop. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1593425568401444867

🫡

Gotta run. Treadmill calls.

Slow? this is nothing. I lived through 300 baud, 1200 baud, 56k modem... This site is loading so fast I can't even read everything as it scrolls by.

tweet everything! like everything! follow everyone! it might not matter in the morning! just tweet it out like an adult t*p kid tweeting about their meetings with foreign agents! There's no consequences!

This is going to happen every 3 weeks until it really goes down, eh?

Post it notes on my fridge. Analog wins! https://x.com/nkohari/status/1593421569950351361

If we stop tweeting the magic that is holding this place up ends. https://x.com/codekoan/status/1593418158160740352

So I got 3 accounts

@mistersql for all my "interaction" accounts, where I follow people because I might chat with them

My Scifi account - for reading, not for interaction @flyscifiguy@mstdn.social

My Buddhism account -@everybodhi

If there was a 90% RIF at any place I've ever worked, everything would stop working, not just the IT stuff, but everything.

Reminds me of the company in the World Trade Center that lost off its staff except the few people that were home that day.

Cantor Fitzgerald survived, but it only lost 100% of people in one location, not 95% across all locations.

Is there "debirdify" but for instagram? A minority of people are choosing Instagram as their primary backup "twitter"

There is a Loki variant hanging out here somewhere. You can do anything you want and it won't create a branch in the timeline. For a moment, we're safe from the TVA.

@ebooksyearn @krusynth@mastodon.cloud I wish I could say "surely you're joking", but I've seen security types w/o any obvious background in app dev.

@krusynth@mastodon.cloud this was a choice made by another team. There do seem to be *a lot* of good layout frameworks/vanilla css options now with modern browsers.

Who runs "Twitter #Bootstrap" now? Yeah, it opensource, so everyone, but...

If the maintainer who controls the npm account doesn't have time to run it as a hobby, there probably isn't anyone on payroll at twitter maintaining it.

<worriedly looks at current dependency on bootstrap>

so 80% of the remaining 50% are gone. That leaves...firing 95% of the company altogether. Get your twitter archive while you can. https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1593336525898530821

Scale this up and move suburbs back and forth to the city center. Get rid of the rails and roads.

https://twitter.com/decarpentier_nl/status/1572935572661960707

#urbanism

English to Scandinavian Translator

e="Where is the Ikea?",a="ÅåÄäÖö",b="AaEeOo"

for(var i=0,len=a.length;len>i;i++)
e=e.replace(new RegExp(b[i],"g"),a[i])

s=e

console.log(s)

Where do you hide your dead code?

My #garmin watch pats me on the back every morning for walking 10 flights of stairs. How long until it realizes I live in a townhouse

If you wanna be my employee,
you gotta promise to be my friend
Make it last forever,
workday never ends.

I'll tell you what I want, what I really, really want
So tell me what you want, what you really, really want
Blue checks for $8
No not like that!

@acdha there are price points from $80 to $1000s and models at each. My wife & researched it thoroughly & we decided we're at heart cheap. We gave a $80 chair a try, so far so good. (can replace an $80 chair a lot of times for the price of a Herman Miller Aeron)

https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B09TW4PCMH/ref=ppx_yo_dt_b_search_asin_title?ie=UTF8&psc=1