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And your kids should not be. https://x.com/USCPSC/status/1579916205846335488
Lunch time, are you at your
Wednesday, June 21 is the biggest day of your life.
Next longest day in your life will be when you do a summer stop over in Iceland on your way to England.
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We don't know how to make a better software developer, but we know how to really @!#$@# one up. I bet people skill try to work on abbreviate sleep schedules. https://x.com/hillelogram/status/1119709868833820677
We only put employees in danger https://x.com/mistersql/status/1579498140461584384/photo/1
Retro computing- analog computer. Programmable by picking up and moving the stones around. Probably can emulate Doom. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1579496414006345728/photo/1
For sale, baby shoe factory. No longer needed.
The shortest economic report & demographics projection. https://x.com/KyleHughes/status/1579155523450327041
Better to not check. Who wants to find out we are all in a universe simulator written in PHP, running on a raspberry pi that overheats and reboots each Thursday. https://x.com/Ajediday/status/1578337592352948230
Who missed the flight. What farts on an airplane. https://x.com/scott_peterson4/status/1578766975416737792
Legacy Park in Brambleton, VA now internationally famous https://x.com/olafurw/status/1578794405648994305
If we need consolation about Musk buying Twitter, it is probably true that most companies are run by awful people who merely have stayed of of the press. https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1578793238257098753
Korean cusswords are so powerful the Echo warns mono-lingual me, in English, that the lyrics are explicit.
Trying to get stable diffusion to make a ball of bread dough that looks like homer simpson ready to go into the oven. Nailed it! https://x.com/rpargman/status/1578467398184628224 https://x.com/mistersql/status/1578469782957223936/photo/1
Drop everything and read this twitter thread! https://x.com/GergelyOrosz/status/1542061516912037890
3d random walks don't necessarily return to the starting point....now I gotta try to code for that and see it not happen
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iH2kATv49rc
Wow, a lot of heavy math behind what makes for a rather straightforward coding kata. Also confirms what I suspected, in 2-d, you can test for returning to the origin by just checking you have an even number of turns & turns e = turns w & turns n == turns s
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Cramming for annual medical exam tomorrow. What is on the test?
Heart rate? Yes!
How do I feel? How much time do you have for me to answer?
Can I take a deep breath? Yes, easily- is this a trick question?
Weight? <looks at scale of the person next to me for answer>
If you're cold, they're cold. Let them in. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1577667510362578946/photo/1
`pip unfreeze my-house`
Random number generator using plant as seed for randomness whirls a manchette around at random. In other news, the word "controls" is abused. https://x.com/canneo2440917/status/1577159976266584066
META: People spending $44B to put the former president back on twitter. Sigh. I read taking it private will cause interest payments to be way more than revenue has ever been, so it would be immediately bankrupt.
Stock market thinks he's serious this time https://www.google.com/search?q=price+of+twitter+stock
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cd src
it would be funnier if old people thought twitter was a bash shell instead of google
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Voldemort is a lambda.
If you understand all the jokes here, you should put it on your resume for applying for IT management jobs. https://x.com/forrestbrazeal/status/1577298602371809281
The heat is on.
Sorry Florida, but my butt is cold and decarbonizing my house could take years. Fortunately climate change denial has kept Florida safe from liberal conspiracy theories.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uZD8HKVKneI
These are the words of a coward who would surrender anything in the face of a bully. This is the chicken giving one chicken in the coop to the fox thinking that will be the end of the matter. https://x.com/elonmusk/status/1576998577758666752
logger = logging.getLogger()
def send_email():
try:
smtp.send("UPDATED: Introducing...")
loger.information("sent!')
except:
# oh, it didn't send, try again
# no other possible reason why this would fail
send_email() https://x.com/ebooksyearn/status/1577094429260873728
IDEA: strava, but for going up and down townhome stairs
I'm all shot up. COVID, flu, Norton. I'm ready.
As long as I stay here, I can safely go into cardiac arrest. Store will probably kick me out at 11 https://x.com/mistersql/status/1577055597744492544/photo/1
This is a joke.
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That experiment where there dog gets shocked if he can't distinguish 2 almost identical circles & the dog has a nervous breakdown? That is shopping for a treadmill.
I bought a TT8 because I picked the one that sounded like "not going to break"
The marketing for treadmills is very "well, how much can you afford", which seems like the wrong question.
https://www.soletreadmills.com/Treadmills/TT8-2022-SOLE-Treadmill♡ 0 ↻ 0Picked this one because:
- could have up to 4 people using it
- 30 min/day for 5 day a week for at least 2 people, for 1/3 - 1/2 of year
- I never, ever want to have to replace it
- Extremely high odds I will actually use it
- Price high but not $3k-$10k which seems silly♡ 0 ↻ 0- Comes with delivery & assembly (weights 400LBs!)
- Long sounding warranty
- Did not care about the screens & stuff
- Did not care about Pelaton-like subscription classes♡ 0 ↻ 0I will probably pair this with Stryd + fitbit watch and use it with Strava + Zwift.
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IDEA: pumpkin spice flavored mix of cinnamon, nutmeg, ginger & cloves. Something to snack on.
Running a 5k on the Dulles airport runway. Who will win, us runners or those big slow airplanes?
We ran through hurricane winds and finished alive. Thank goodness for chipped races because we crossed the start line about 15 minutes after the gun.
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Panda trying to write assembler in 1970. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1575973070694928384/photo/1
A collection of kubernetes pods is called a whale of pods.
Romans mostly watched vtvbe
Tech leads, just add this to your resume header already https://x.com/MattAlhonte/status/1575359839223648256
Gutenburg was the first techie to say, "No, I can't fix your printer."
Strava doesn't have a metro riding activity type. Seriously, though, when I ride metro I walk a lot more steps then usual.