Brainfuck is just a regular programming language with keywords replaced with all-punctuation symbols. There is no reason we can't do the same with any program language. We can make python look like
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Big up front specifications done, now the project is sure to succeed. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1535262056131313672/photo/1
What are we calling the biggest bedroom in the house
Do computer scientists not know how to ask for another chopstick? https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dining_philosophers_problem
Are they that gross in compi sci dept?
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Need somelier advice, is it better to mix a Pinot Noir with spite or coca cola?
every else: AITA
data modelers: should that be "am" or "have"
Wait, I think we've found our new backend developer, salary negotiations pending. He wants *a lot* of bread. https://x.com/MonkeyTrucker/status/1521212698750509057
Retrocomputing https://x.com/Dalle2Pics/status/1529173077564719104
You a python developer? Come work on my team. Here is a blog post about one of my employer's contracts
https://artemisconsultinginc.com/news/ARTEMIS-CONSULTING-PROVIDES-AGILE-SOFTWARE-DEVELOPMENT-SERVICES-FOR-THE-U.S.-COPYRIGHT-SYSTEM-FOR-THE-LIBRARY-OF-CONGRESS
Atariwriter was much better than vim, if you wanted to exit it, all you had to do was turn off your computer.
I can't find evidence that Atari registered a (C) for Atariwriter - a ledger of ownership is so "important" large corporations don't bother to record their intangible property in any ledger anywhere.
https://publicrecords.copyright.gov/name-directory/Atari%2520Games%2520Corporation/associated-records *
not a compete list of Atari's copyrights
Forget about uneditable ledger, the ledger is just a general threat of lawsuits.
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We'll handle that offline. I'll get back to you on that. IF you have any questions, just ask. https://x.com/liviapuljak/status/1534168511932780545
Should look more like pink slime or hot dog. If I had this much cartilage by volume, my knees would work more smoothly. https://x.com/ExploreCosmos_/status/1533178823335940096
Student loan crisis:
- 40% of student loan debt holders never got a degree
- over $10K of debt each
- very delinquent
Imho- They should have a way to exit that (bankruptcy, forgiveness, prosecute the lenders/schools)
Everyone else is more or less okay
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wzY-b2Vj9Ug
(that also implies people with psychology degree but working at star bucks are okay as long as they finished their degree?)
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oh no mister musk, don't throw us twitter users into that briar patch.
Wow, here is a python library for people who want to play vigilante can use probably ill trained models to report random people found on social media to the cops for bad things. What could possibly go wrong? @pypi this is within ToS?
https://pypi.org/project/SocialScraper/
I know it when I run `pip install open-nsfw-python3==0.0.5` and see the classifier score.
https://pypi.org/project/open-nsfw-python3/
Is there a service to remind me to check @SMBCComics June 18, 2027?
https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2007-06-19
@ZachWeiner in 2027, you'll be adding captions to DALL-E comics https://x.com/mistersql/status/1534503713783554048/photo/1
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OMG they watch a lot of movies https://x.com/mistersql/status/1533424696741482496/photo/1
Four minutes to train for this 5k.
That's 3.1m
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How regular people go to the moon.*
* Gotta zoom way in but that is the moon there https://x.com/mistersql/status/1533238711340650497/photo/1
what? all the free page monitoring services have disappeared?
- rss is gone
- google reader gone
- server side rendering (aka plain html) is gone
I just want to know when this page is updated sometime in 10 months probably
https://herndonfestival.net/10k-5k-races.html
IDEA: free page monitoring by setting it to my homepage
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Fascinating video, but not necessarily universal advice, many of these decisions were made because low bandwidth vpn forced him to use console & ssh forever. If fios & vpn actually work, you don't need to pretend it is actually a 300 baud modem.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=q8DkatMZvUs
I mean, if that is good, why not pretend that we are coding on punch cards? It worked for looms, it should work for java GUI development.
♡ 0 ↻ 0When I was a kid, we did information processing with robes with knots and moving stones from bag to bag. Exiting a bag was hard, like it should be. I almost starved to death before I found the exit.
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this angular training course will take the rest of my life, there is like 20-30 exercise, each is a repo calling for an `npm install` I will need to buy an array of new hard drives, and order take out for provisions during the long wait as it all compiles.
copilot completion suggestions
# the person who wrote this is ...
# the person who wrote this is a complete idiot
tired: serverless
also tired: no-code
wired: no developer. Y'all are fired. Well, 10% of y'all are.
After today's zoom, that cat is going to have so many bells on it.
Forget about machine generating mini-libraries out of stackoverflow answers... I asked copilot to parse MARC (ancient data serialization format, don't ask) and boom, it's not that wrong... https://x.com/mistersql/status/1532703803975385090/photo/1
Next Avatar movie is coming out in Dec, so if it anything like last time, there with be 50 inches of snow.
I'd like to make a job offer to Github Copilot, I just typed the prompts for all the interview questions we normally ask and Github Copilot answered them all.
Gitlab copilot generates these links with this prompt
# the socially inappropriate @SMBCComics
# https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2005-05-01
# https://www.smbc-comics.com/comic/2005-05-02
I'm a one issue voter and this is what I'm going to spend my one issue on. I want to know all the candidates positions on this, stat. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1532390163564961792
Pycon talk - creating c(++)/rust extensions for python, both for people who know those languages and for people who barely know what they're doing
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gROGDQakzas&t=2s
Mypyc (python to c transpiler) was invented solely to make mypy faster. As a side effect, it works for other python code
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This explains my romantic life too! (up to but not including the current Mrs, she might be reading) https://x.com/pomeranian99/status/1532025903026515972
Is there a hot shot Angular + Java tech lead or tech lead wannabe in my follows?
I can't deep link it, but it somewhere here: https://www.artemisconsultinginc.com/list-of-positions
highlevel bullets
- govtech
- java/angular & AWS
- supervisory, but you'll be writing code
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"R0913: Too many arguments (12/5) (too-many-arguments)"
pylint, sometimes it has to start with you, maybe you're the argumentative one.
I want to eat at all of these. Tall Beao Te Tal, Belo Becao, Beco Beal-- they all sound delicious. https://x.com/JanelleCShane/status/1532071311228678144
How to go from zero to hero in python... fast.
>>> "zero".replace("z","h")
'hero'
>>>
META: I can downvote comments but not original tweets. That's an oversight.
You can tell Herndon is close to a black hole warping space & time because when you order chole masala, masala dosa, sambar & chutney, it sure doesn't take 20 minutes.
This little maneuver's gonna cost me 51 years, but I gotta get my dinner
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