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As a one policy voter, who cares only about template jokes, I want the political template jokes from the last 4 years to all go away.

Covid broke the hotel scripts. Took some awkward conversations between me & the doorman to figure out how to get a luggage trolley. (You must let the doorman drive the trolley. You can skip interacting with the front desk)

I'm going on vacation to Ocean City today! Checking all the Covid maps. Don't stop in Calvert or Dorchester County. This will be 1st vacation since before March.

Save the

This is live action goat simulator https://x.com/mistersql/status/1320038087385296898/photo/1

Wake up sheeple you guys are literal sheep! (They ignored me) https://x.com/mistersql/status/1320033164954390528/photo/1

IDEA: add a feature to pip so you can `pip install` a stackoverflow question, `pip update` to get the latest changes & some wrapper goo so you can `import` python from the MD.

Security? Same as now, prompt the user to read the code before install/update.

Copy-Paste formalized.

IDEA: terraform-to-people provider. Write your TF script as usual & then on `apply` it will fire off a bunch of email & jira tickets to tell your server admin to go create VPCs, EC2 machines, etc with the web console. Also works for on-premise infrastructure.

Opinion. Terraform is not mature enough to be a governance thing on its own. Too often you need root-like rights to paper over TF's inability to create, change or destroy this or that, in my case because of cyclic graphs.

Forget deploy to prod on Fridays.

Today it's destroy_prod on a Friday https://x.com/mistersql/status/1319814250718781440/photo/1

I still remember the good ole days when you needed to run task manager multiple times a day to kill frozen processes. I think I run task manager to kill a process once a month or two or three. I think the change was around the win 7 to win 10 switch over

Subtwoth the raven....nevermore. https://twitter.com/EmmaSManning/status/1319694372494020614

And that is how it happened. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1319675738153472000/photo/1

Devops Suvey/Rater to berate you for what you already know- infrequent deployments, failed deployments are bad and you should feel bad about yourself.

https://www.devops-research.com/quickcheck.html#questions

👈There are no tweets that way
There are no tweets that way👉

Twitter was 💯times better for the first debate.

And here is why... in graphic novel form! https://smile.amazon.com/Open-Borders-Science-Ethics-Immigration/dp/1250316960?sa-no-redirect=1 https://x.com/ebooksyearn/status/1319460091201003525

Area developer learning about constants in Ruby. Zing! https://twitter.com/mccollumaarons/status/1319422822398054400

For the VPN, pass the hat among your colleagues so that your employer can afford VPN. Every dollar donated will help a million or more electrons flow. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1319274215523020800

WFH starter kit:
- $50 headphones w/boom mic. Throw away the $5 ones.
- $75 external webcam to sit on your 2nd monitor.
- Office chair with polyU wheels
- zoom (or any) subscription not the free trash
- best vpn & support money can buy
- lamp or ring light(if your office is dark)

Anyone with personal experience living in College Park? What vibe wins, PG County or "University town"? GreatSchools hates it. Is that warranted?

(Is GreatSchools just informal redlining? wtf do they even measure. So many questions)

Hey folks you too can be a civic hacker https://x.com/JHagner/status/1319065354707083266

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- this could be big.
- yes or Norway? https://x.com/cloud_opinion/status/1319044809726840841

I'm ready for this future. https://x.com/samjmintz/status/1318910466798780416

In the infinite parallel universes, if you picked one at random, 12% of the time the bad guy wins again. But there are an infinite # of universes where the good guy wins & the bad guy wins, so ♾️/♾️. I'm not sure I know how to calculate this ratio. https://twitter.com/ReedForecasts/status/1318892827020042243

I've never used a VPN client where the UI/UX wasn't trash. That means ALL VPN clients I've ever used are susceptible to help-desk attacks. I'm look at you Big-IP, F5, Cisco, etc..

Except consumer VPN. That's generally easy & blocked. https://x.com/zackwhittaker/status/1318600687832485889

Social zoom with >5 people need something like this. Zoom scales poorly past 5 people. https://x.com/SethGrimes/status/1318573048044335104

salary - mtg or rent - transit - taxes - cola adjustment if your co pays less to remote

comparing salary across regions is hard.

Also $ for time between jobs & being able to pick who to work for. https://x.com/BreeFlemings/status/1318322359103856647

tired: search SO for code to copy paste
wired: searching Github advance search for code to copy paste

The latter is more likely to have been proven to execute at some point in time.

Is "dead cat bounce" (a stock price rising after a catastrophic fall) an example of regression-to-the-mean or some other statistical phenomena? Also, see the increase support for Trmp from the low single digits to just a bit more than that among African Americans.

Uncontrolled spread implies there was nothing that could have been done. Taiwan, German, New Zealand, Viet Nam, China, Korea's experience say otherwise. This was a controlled spread. https://x.com/EricTopol/status/1317849521691402240

Ah, Icelandic for "zigzag" https://x.com/mistersql/status/1317869611518406656/photo/1

You are in a restaurant. The waiter is a literal cow. At the end of the meal, the food is good, but the service is bad. Do you tip your cow?

status: deleting 800 photos so I can get back to flikr-free status. Until they go out of business and delete all photos.

Con: Covid is exploding again, & not just in red states.
Pro: Another week we can order take out for a week's worth of Indian food.

them:"hello can I help you?"
me:"I need the menu"
them:"It's on the web. What specifically?"
me:"Everything. on. the. menu. And partathas."

The intersection of Indian food & square dancing is dosai dough.

This joke has no audience.

What this demonstrates is that mathematical notation is trash and froze into conventions too early. If this code runs on human brains & we know that humans implement the rules differently, this is undefined until more parentheses are added. This is analogous to javascript. https://x.com/sogon333/status/1316556189208018945