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Corona at Senate building & SEC building, both buildings I walk past every day to go to work.

The news is piling up so fast WaPo is changing their front page layout to keep up.

The software developer that wrote this writes better code than me and it is just coding at random. Not even a build script or unit tests. https://x.com/ortegaalfredo/status/1233360209181061120

META-Corona twitter is more fun that snowstorm twitter. I'll update here if I still think so once I get pneumonia.

Hummus! How could we all forget! If we get stuck at home without anything for our pita chips the virus has won. https://x.com/kamicut/status/1237921476935892994

TOM HANKS HAS CORONAVIRUS. Not a movie. Yet. https://x.com/PhillyD/status/1237916249339752448

IDEA: Send party invitations to everyone for a coronavirus themed party. Then cancel it to be responsible.

We are seeing a piecemeal shut down. Like a snowday except no one is making the hard calls. https://x.com/seungminkim/status/1237862309772451840

I think pylint is calling me weak

[W0612(unused-variable), best_match] Unused variable 'strength'

Administration takes swift action to ban import of medical supplies. Because, who needs them.

https://www.localdvm.com/health/coronavirus/trump-order-expected-on-medical-supplies-amid-virus-outbreak/?utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter_WDVMTV

If its classified it means it is, like, Hollywood-movie-bad. If it is top secret is is Bollywood-movie-bad-news & has a rocking soundtrack. https://x.com/ba66e77/status/1237814568031866880

This months approved* goggles and masks:

Googles - https://www.amazon.com/s?k=steampunk+goggles&rh=n%3A14194736011&ref=nb_sb_noss

Masks - https://www.amazon.com/s?k=steampunk%20masks&ref=nb_sb_noss&rh=n%3A14194736011&url=node%3D14194736011

* by me

#!$!@#$!@# nothing works. Time for superstition. Time for.... a reboot.

I'm also just a boy
standing in front of a VPN client
asking it to connect already.

So Union Station during any single hour? (30,000 people per day, well over 1000 per hour in station) https://x.com/SegravesNBC4/status/1237770941654020101

The future (cure/treatment) is here, it just isn't evenly distributed. In addition, antimalarials are already being used in Korea for corona. https://twitter.com/stephcode/status/1237763679514484741

CDC wasn't given the funds to hire software developers to do stuff like track epidemics https://fcw.com/articles/2020/03/10/cdc-data-upgrade-coronavirus.aspx?m=1

I liked the old "hot or not" game.

SEC, NARA, (both very partial closures) anyone creating a list? https://x.com/USNatArchives/status/1237459877511024640

Contagion is the wrong movie, we got the CDC from "The Invasion"

If I'm hypothetically shut in, I should watch all the movies made in DC

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Invasion_(film)

"Meanwhile, Tucker uses the CDC to spread the disease further, disguising the spores as flu vaccine."

Lousy time for me to be (checks... 46) https://x.com/matthew_d_green/status/1237455258428813314

Recommended greeting, in glorious 240p from BBC:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=al5bErqFrDQ

Unhappy testers are testy. https://x.com/weekstweets/status/1237446078930223104

Here is the correct answer: (glasses with eyes on the lenses)

https://www.etsy.com/listing/708281796/homers-jury-duty-glasses?gpla=1&gao=1&&utm_source=google&utm_medium=cpc&utm_campaign=shopping_us_e-accessories-costume_accessories-masks_and_prosthetics-masks&utm_custom1=69d0b49a-83e4-4592-9d4b-b0c00ace4326&utm_content=go_1844702577_68645543454_346397602738_pla-316241687664_c__708281796&utm_custom2=1844702577&gclid=Cj0KCQjw9ZzzBRCKARIsANwXaeKRdrPHIkCctfRZspH5y-_HwIYBDjQDWH1grjFB2eM78kcX4M3C4t4aAh1nEALw_wcB https://x.com/josephbestjames/status/1237434415950766081

The "Trump out" bet currently thinks that the President will not get too sick: https://electionbettingodds.com/TrumpOut_week.html

Stop posting screen shots of my code. https://twitter.com/neurobashing/status/1237415714572640257

At least a Great Manic Bipolar episode. https://x.com/mjdamron/status/1237150775882678273

But they save you from [scrape] - ease and [scrape] convenience. Just push butt [scrape].

Man, every rest area and restaurant has virus blowers. https://x.com/MichaelRStrain/status/1236977990510219268

Son jokes- better than dad jokes https://x.com/jonmladd/status/1236679972678402048

China: We've quarantined 60 million people
Italy: Hold my Sangiovese
Italy:
Italy: Shoot, we only got 60 million people.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/2020/03/09/coronavirus-live-updates/

All my Hilton Honors points and Amtrak AGR points are worth the same they were worth when I got 'em, just saying.

Lost $20,000 at the stock markets today (and it isn't closed yet!). If anyone finds it, please return & drop off at my door, no questions asked.

Finally, a day when the stock Chartists can look at price movements and do just as well as those trading on Fundamentals. I think this pattern is called the "Falling-Falling-We're-So-F-d" https://twitter.com/Wintermute21/status/1237079035278233600

What the predictive value of presidential polls?

(oh, the irony of using a twitter poll)

Bitcoin is down 20% this month. Such a safe store of wealth, so safe. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1237030728262713352/photo/1

I have the option to work from home, I hate working from, but as a civic duty, I'll be working from home as my employer allows for the next few months.

IDEA: financial "pasts" contracts, where you make a bet about where the stock market was.

Oh, now I get to brag about how many common colds I get. There are 4 common cold type corona viruses that have been in circulation well before covid-19, I bet I've had them all. Metro+kids+urban life == ghetto vaccine https://x.com/Aeium/status/1236806472958455810