Did they hired software developers to make these bike racks (and sheds)? https://x.com/Wash_cycle/status/1227814561098719232
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META: This is the report I used to unfollow folk outside of the DMV area https://followerwonk.com/analyze/mistersql
Main take away-- a lot of you are aquatic apes and live in the water.
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A developer who knows _______ is at an advantage at getting up to speed with Python.
Wow, Windows 3.1 is so fast now. Just had to wait a few years and see it cross compiled to Javascript https://www.pcjs.org/disks/pcx86/windows/3.10/
*different from regular code*
We got spell check & grammar check, I'm ready for "wrong choice of word" check. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1227276695012544516
Does anyone know of a good linter for #python unit test source code? running pylint on the unittests themselves gives me a lot of useless advice-- unit test code is just so different from regular tests. (For example, all the unit tests get flagged as uncalled/dead code)
DC Area developer on the market- move fast https://x.com/werzadnan/status/1227260624675180544
Blurry photo of the Ke$ha restaurant in Union Station. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1227254645493510144/photo/1
META: shoot.
I hit the 5001 account limit again. Next comes the cage match, 5001 friends enter, only 5001 - Δ friends will remain.
I'm probably going to have to write a python script to figure out which accounts are dead/low value.
So... Elasticsearch clusters on AWS sometimes get stuck in "Processing" and all you can do is terminate the cluster and rebuild from scratch. Not often, but I've seen it once now.
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STOP USING:
- YAML https://x.com/rot13maxi/status/1110957960363208704
I endorse this company-- I haven't worked there, but they're always on my short list when I'm job hunting. https://x.com/abmakulec/status/1226937950497312774
Not sure this is where the linter wanted me to go
def thing(
self, *args, **kwargs
) -> None:
"""
Extracted method solely to decrease cyclomatic complexity
"""
I think everyone should be able to copyright themselves, but they must submit two twins or clones to stay forever with the Library of Congress. https://x.com/multiplexer/status/1226883383432708096
I remember when http://time.gov used to require Java. https://x.com/konklone/status/1226550367774822402
Learn Python with the NSA! What a fun quirky set of APIs they cover. Looks like this is worth reading for beginners and intermediates alike. https://x.com/anne_engineer/status/1226623148126343173
The statement below is false. https://x.com/tesseralis/status/1226249222598475776
Car probs: Wife puts bag in trunk & closes it. It has the car keys, car lose connection to key and locks the car. Can't use wife's phone to open car because session expired. Can't login to lastpass because I left my phone at home. 5 minutes pass, car regains signal & opens doors.
WHAT IF... printers have been saying they want jam made out of paper
Dates in the manual: Something that has a year, month, day.
Dates in the real world: something that is may or may not exist, might be a year, or might be a year, month or day. Oh, please filter and sort these in a way that makes sense.
ICE has summary execution powers...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/nation/2020/02/07/ice-shooting-brooklyn/?itid=hp_hp-morning-mix-for-right-rail_mm-ice%3Ahomepage%2Fstory-ans
IDEA: a timer you can set to go off 1 second before the timer on the microwave goes off.
cool data journalism https://x.com/christinezhang/status/1225815086406696961
Was code review really just in-office, crowd sourced manual linting and reformatting? In other words, if all the compiler warnings, lint messages had been worked & an autoformatter run-- would there be anything left to talk about?
MD is ready to go to the Land of Oz this morning https://x.com/_Shane_Guevara/status/1225772963800154114
unit tests don't pass. ImportError - can't find module
hmmm..
Change test_foo.py to test_z_foo.py. Ha! Tests now pass.
(tests executed in alphabetical order, chdir state was been maintained from unit test to unit test)
#python
I gotta post my predictions so that I appear prescient if it turns out right.
Bernie Sanders wins the nomination. Warren is Vice. Bernie Sanders wins the Electoral college solely on health insurance promises in rustbelt states. Dies of a heart attack in the first 100 days.
imho, linters should have 2 modes:
- gripes about immediately fixable things
- gripes about size/complexity
The later can't be dealt with on every build- reducing the cyclomatic complexity means changing maybe 50-100 lines of code, a huge & potentially dangerous refactor.
Agile & Waterfall are embedded in a purchasing methodology that has no awareness of agile or waterfall. I can't say I'm all that versed in purchasing methodologies & I went to business school. I imagine the purchasing folk know less about software methodologies.
Maybe software development methodologies should start including thoughts about $$$ so that purchasing/budgeting goals are aligned. Outside of the startup literature you never see devs talking about $$$.
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So many people got mugged by rental brokers in NYC. I think I got mugged twice and never found a place to rent. If my experience was typical, then it's mostly fraud and selling something they can't deliver on.
The betting markets on "Trump Out" moved much more in the past for other reasons than impeachment (hardly visible in the chart)-- the gamblers must think it is more likely he'll die of flu than leave by other means.
https://electionbettingodds.com/TrumpOut.html
fMRI study says developers store source in different places in the brain than non-developers. Funny, how the results for Java developers were identical to dead salmon.
https://www.biorxiv.org/content/10.1101/2020.01.28.923953v1.full
https://www.discovermagazine.com/mind/fmri-gets-slap-in-the-face-with-a-dead-fish
Salmon (or Java developers) were harmed in the this study. No one has the patience to wait for a fish to die of natural causes, I guess.
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Ah, an informed take on the Iowa Caucus app. The team described should have said: "We can't do this" or at least on go-live date said: "No, go to plan B and do it like you did last year" https://x.com/rabble/status/1224820389387223041
IDEA: We go to production on a trial license. https://x.com/AdrienneRoyer/status/1224796527392108545
It's official. Y'all are 1337 followers. I'm honored to be hanging out with y'all. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1224765941571117059/photo/1
2nd this. Speaking from my stint at an ad firm Marketing/ad firms write code that needs to look good but doesn't have to work beyond displaying data and sort of capturing who saw it. This is different from writing an app that records transactions and never fails despite load, etc https://twitter.com/EmilyTav/status/1224721030427631623
shoot *displaying text*... ad tech is all about displaying ads.
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Ah, now the predictions shift to something I know about. I predict in Iowa
- no unit tests
- no linting
- no type annotations
- no build script
- too few specialists on the dev team
- too little money
- timeline too short
- no discipline from client to rein in complexity or scope
Why worry only about 23&me when Twitter feeds have been successfully used to ID who has which disease (aka preexisting condition), etc https://twitter.com/szul/status/1224331900778696704
IDEAEDI: A date system where only palindromes are legal dates, except 1x every 900 years.
I probably won't get hired at Pew Research, because I wouldn't stop making pew-pew-pew jokes. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1224052530675638273/photo/1