flu is kicking my butt. I'm so sick, I got nothing witty to say about Queens losing HQ2. Maybe 'nya-nya-nya- you don't get it & we do.'
Home
Public posts preserved on my own site.
Discovered https://x.com/trumpornotbot
But what is an otbot.
arrogance ratio = following/followers
alt arrogance ratio = article posts/human written posts
Seems to pick up people who think they are far more interesting then you are.
follow back ratio is a poor metric, 50% of "people" who follow me I can't figure out why.
How did we end up with these lexical gaps?
mild programming -> medium programming -> extreme programming
mild = occasionally reformat code? Code to Toto's Africa?
medium = tool free code, ghost tell you that the code works
XP = source control, unit tests, etc
IDEA(also META): twitter, but peer reviewed tweets.
Oh let's play Doom in the browser, C compiled to Javascript (or WebAssembly) ..so very future...Fetching 380MB of data...<close window> https://x.com/derekbonner/status/1095176786982330369
Our society is run by old men. They'd never outlaw people being over age 30, what would happen is outlawing everyone under age 30. (I didn't say it was sustainable, just saying that is the only thing you could get 60 votes in the Senate for) https://twitter.com/jeffreyaikin/status/1095227906563891200
Something I'd never thought of before- is a build reproducible? if you run your build script twice, are the artifacts identical or does your build have accidental or intentional randomness? Integration tests aren't especially repeatable.
eg. https://r13y.com/
I'm just going to assume you're a time traveler or are tweeting from the past. On 2/4/19, play MD Lotto Cash4Life 3-17-33-39-40-4. Then hire a lawyer to handle your affairs & a 2nd lawyer to audit the 1st. With your luck, your time traveling tweet client requires u 2 memorize it https://twitter.com/Wintermute21/status/1095071213821616135
IDEA: solve transit problem by converting DC into a mortal engine that drives back and forth to everyone's house.
https://www.google.com/search?q=mortal+engine&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwin5L3kuLTgAhXCrVkKHTIfC6cQ_AUIECgD&biw=2133&bih=920
Snitch tagging is saying "@Voldemort" to summon his allies to a thread. https://twitter.com/NerdyAndNatural/status/1094993196042592256
You IRS tax refund is small this year, maybe because the tax cut isn't showing up in a refund, but in your withholdings, or the withholdings of your landlord, major shareholders of your employer, lobbyists...
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/2019/02/10/millions-americans-could-be-stunned-their-tax-refunds-shrink/?utm_term=.f29bf159b1e0
Government shut down clock started again. 4 days until I get a whole metro seat to myself at rush hour.
Eccentrics that hate this *1977* Digital Equipment Corporation 32 bit computer are called Antivaxxers.
While impervious to reason, these nut jobs are unlikely to be the ultimate cause of your child's death. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1094611444170194945/photo/1
Not sure if this is effective clickbait - I thought the OP was 100% serious & didn't click thru until I saw this on my alt account from a reputable health account.
(the joke is there are no alternatives to vaccination) https://twitter.com/stroz/status/1093627159032287233
Skeuomorph of a hamburger menu. https://twitter.com/melissamcewen/status/1094336515612856322
I endorse Cielo Rojo a brand new Mexican restaurant in Takoma Park.
Mediterranean diet is passé. The Mexican diet is it now.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/food/takoma-park-welcomes-a-mom-and-pop-mexican-spot-with-much-more-than-tacos/2019/02/07/fe5f62a0-1a9e-11e9-9ebf-c5fed1b7a081_story.html?utm_term=.aa499d362a12
A duplicative microservice is a 'lyft'-service. https://twitter.com/chrisfauerbach/status/1093901562123116544
By using this site & creating a username-password account, you agree to hold a brain cookie which will be used to correlate you across other sites where you use the identical username-password. Upon termination of this agreement, you agree to surrender all neurons with cookie. https://x.com/humblehack/status/1094267805569040384
Your complexifier
A good idea DMV jurisdictions should copy https://x.com/NPR/status/1094046221994508289
If border land owners were willing to sell, at past condemnation prices, the federal government would have to pay out 1/2 T$
"If the Trump administration seized 700 miles of private land along the border, one mile wide—640 acres per square mile—the tab could come to $448 B."
Funny, American Media's mags are the *only* sort of light fluff crap you find in authoritarian societies. It is in American Media's interest put authoritarians in to power. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1093867547282292736
Brands that are fronts for an extortion racket:
https://www.americanmediainc.com/brands/overview
These guys all have advertiser boycott risks now.
Noooo! I'm going to lose the classic slack logo https://x.com/mistersql/status/1093699292114702337/photo/1
The National Enquirer is an extortion racket. Anyone think that is illegal? Odds of prosecution? https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/1093643321732464646
How welcome do I feel on StackOverflow? It was all sharks & snarks last time I seriously participated. Memories fad slow, so I don't participate much & don't know if it is better or worse. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1093613519256334336/photo/1
As long as we have concentration camps for immigrant children in the US, this map is a mockery and a jingoistic whitewash. https://x.com/KenKt13/status/1092762510514630656
>sudo systemctl shart apache2.service
It puts apache into a gross state.
Time to start reading presidential candidate books. I got Booker, Kamala, Warren's line up.
This is Biden's book:
https://smile.amazon.com/Hope-Never-Dies-Mystery-Mysteries-ebook/dp/B075HY5NPF/ref=sr_1_1?s=digital-text&ie=UTF8&qid=1549461215&sr=1-1&keywords=hope+never+dies https://x.com/mistersql/status/1093146342841569280/photo/1
Labor market maps https://x.com/FluidFix/status/1085768595240566785
"SOTU".replace("T","F").replace("O","T")
I'm tempted to say this on my death bed, so that my legacy will be, everyone must say, "Nobody, except Matthew Martin, said on their deathbed, 'I wish I'd spent more time at the office" https://x.com/sannewman/status/1050930704090042369
First sprint- populate Jira with tickets
Second sprint - edit & curate Jira tickets
Third sprint - Remove tickets that we don't have time to do
Fourth sprint - Close remaining tickets
No one can beat our velocity. https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/1092808064271495170
Zen frying pan https://twitter.com/bpmarkowitz/status/1092494247960502274
Is anecdotal evidence reliable? One man says yes. BUT, a quick search shows MANY people saying the same thing, that's a lot of people saying yes. So in sum, it works out to be true, eh? I want to tag this META, but it isn't about twitter.
https://www.google.com/search?q=is+annedotal+data+reliable%3F+one+man+says+yes
I learned this first from Star Wars. & the cost of data is measured in Bothans. https://x.com/EricSchillerDev/status/1092419334679474176
I've got no time for reading scientific research studies of linux rights elevation.
It is all sudoscience.