Home

I wish ActBlue had a feature to tell me how many of the candidates I backed won.

Looks like a blue wave to me. https://twitter.com/TheAmbericanWay/status/1060228556771508226

Democracy is partially restored to the country. We got decades of reconstruction to undo two years of damage.

Who is more powerful *AS A BODY*

(Yeah, a senator is more powerful than a representative, duh.)

With literally just myself reporting, it is a Blue Wave for MD.🌊

Could evolve over the next few hours.

Whoa, big news, if final. Long Island City chosen for superior access to Greek coffee. Crystal City chosen for all those cool underground pedestrian walkways. https://x.com/girmish_y/status/1059970890711089157

Last election season I got unsolicited contacts from Trump supports to get out and vote for Trump. This year nothing, no requests to vote for the baby Trumps. I guess they aren't getting paid anymore.

Witness me vote! All shiny and chrome! https://x.com/mistersql/status/1059845223566770184/photo/1

Ooo special emoji for today: #ElectionDay

Your vote is not wasted. I have discovered a truly remarkable proof of this theorem which this tweet is too small to contain.

Dallas & New York just got shade, 'cause DMV has all the best developers. https://x.com/CNBCnow/status/1059530973979820034

New interview format, it will just cut it down to one question, but interview you over and over all 25000 positions. The 1 question is "What is your worst quality?" Please make the answer appropriate for each position you are applying for. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1059539116327612417

25000 jobs coming to Crystal City. Y'all ready interview for them all?

META: getting into long conversations on twitter with folk that you don't follow is a gamble that doesn't often pay off. I'm not here for "fight club". Twitters "all likes are retweets" keeps putting folk into my feed that I don't follow, hence accidental replies.

So if you're rich (an Executive) you'd want your phone to broadcast that so the self driving car would know to run over the PoC a few feet to your side. Bleh. These self driving cars need to be restricted to dedicated roads or highways where theres no pedestrians. https://x.com/wef/status/1058675216027660288

It would be a 1 Hour commute for me to get to Crystal City (for Amazon HQ2) - I guess that is better than Loudon, that is like a year away by car (driving at 80mph for 2 minutes and then a bit under walking pace the rest of the way)

An bot was forced to watch 3 million election ads and hallucinated this colorful chart. https://x.com/davidjoachim/status/1058387440363278337

Potentially cool civic tech if we can fix the scaling problem. https://x.com/diana_eromosele/status/1016821445115211783

Uh, oh. I've been using Flickr as a sort of free archive. I guess I should decide if I want any of those photos anymore. https://x.com/richontech/status/1058064996817526784

We could increase voter turn out for governor & senator if voter outreach remind people that their vote is huge for the school board positions (& gave 'em enough info to distinguish one school board candidate from the next) https://twitter.com/anthlittle/status/1058045228295217157

K-8 Coding! The impact these experiences have on a kids life are huge (it was for me). Check out the links to the orgs if you have kids. https://x.com/JeffBezos/status/1058012110947373057

New cryptocoin "Stablecoin" I'm going to make a new coin and call it "NotALibertarianFraudcoin" & another coin called "ThisIsntJustAPonziSchemeWithMathcoin"

def twenty_four_hours_ago_est():
_24_hours_ago = (http://datetime.today() - timedelta(days=1))
tz = pytz.timezone("Twilight")
aware_dt = tz.localize(_24_hours_ago)
return aware_dt.isoformat()

Cross marketing opportunity for Flamin’ Hot Cheetos https://x.com/washpostbiz/status/1057404161560432640

My elder son's mother is an immigrant, how does Trump feel about half-bloods? I wouldn't mind the policy as long as it is retroactive 10 generations for everyone. Is the executive order text online yet?

This blueberry pie has apple filler. The 2020 platform should have a solid plank regarding how much non-blueberry filler fruit companies put into blueberry pie. It should be zero.

Duct typing - if it tapes like a duct, it is a duct. https://x.com/mistersql/status/1057066850457174016/photo/1

META: So we can simulate "like" by creating a new account called @mistersql_like who retweets all the things that @mistersql likes.

For evil to win, a few techies have to be greedy enough to take $20 from nazis and do their bidding.

Did staff change at GoDaddy? I hear they're doing the right thing. All I remember is they used to support killing elephants & metering bandwidth to sites they don't like https://x.com/parismartineau/status/1056730790468423680

Woot! Nice to hear some good news about #Metro.

Do I read that right- all 8 cars?! I don't have to run to the middle of the station when it turns out to be a short car anymore? https://x.com/AdamTuss/status/1056828713843781632

Red Hat will be renamed Purple Hat.

Voted early in MD - lines short, lots of volunteers, lots of people voting.

Google doesn't have any good results for "making anhedonia more fun"

In the context of cows, printing out spreadsheets, shredding them, spreading the bits across some grass for leisurely browsing, this is a very cromulent plan of action. https://x.com/yschimke/status/1055705789028069376

Texas Republicans are running a sham election. https://x.com/votolatino/status/1055946475291598849

This is a great solution! Like the Bulls of Pamplona, after the running, the Gritties will be killed in front of cheering crowds, their flesh packaged up and sold. https://x.com/evoque/status/1056188534128865281

The magabomber has a twitter account-- where did he get his material from- that would be a tedious but possible report worth reading

https://x.com/hardrock2016

Joker-like criminal encourages random mentally unstable folk to do mass murder on his behalf. If only there was an eccentric, billionaire who makes his own high perf cars who could stop him.