I'd like my child to participate in Blair High School magnet program. But what if he isn't ferrous? Could I remedy this by feeding him neodymium?**
** no. this joke got dark fast.
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This guy Kavanaugh is pre-internet. He doesn't seem to realize in his bones how easy & reflexive it is to google stuff like this. https://x.com/NateSilver538/status/1046048160483815425
My iphone updated itself to a new OS. I fully expect perf, battery life to be trashed & common apps like outlook to become unusable. Not to expect that is to ignore how every iOS version has evolved since iPod days.
What gender was his wife? https://x.com/thedailybeast/status/1045839288116613121
This weather channel/star trek show is the most ambitious crossover of all time.
"Remnants of Kirk" https://twitter.com/bradscalio/status/1045984836635234304
Before programming on a boat, you gotta get your C legs.
And who let this $#@#$ snake on the @#$!@#$ supreme court! https://twitter.com/heyitschili/status/1045718359713681408
Instead of calling some other state's senator, we all should be writing/calling our out representatives asking them to do their duty and impeach criminal appointees.
#ImpeachKavanaugh - flip the house, impeach the predators on the bench.
When the professional association for sharks isn't on your side anymore, that's pretty bad
https://www.nytimes.com/2018/09/28/us/politics/judge-kavanaugh-american-bar-association-fbi.html
If Kavanaugh is confirmed, the silver lining will be the Senate should be more likely to flip- this is an issue people are paying attention to, it will give people on the edge a reason to not vote for the incumbent senator.
Every turd has a silver lining. Or something.
♡ 1 ↻ 0
He's ready for his portrait now. https://x.com/laurenduca/status/1045407774602080260
Does he remember the other two victims? Or are the victims a big blur now? https://x.com/chrislhayes/status/1045397607495938048
Every single one of my twitter accounts is all Kavanaugh right now. This is about as big as a presidential debate, twitter-wise.
But are they standing in line after Kavanaugh? https://x.com/danielwbond/status/1045368581892890626
Do Supreme Count justices get free pass on committing crimes, like presidents and congressmen? Is this why he wanted so bad to become a justice?
I actually don't know. Come to think of it, a blanket license for anyone to commit crimes, sitting presidents, diplomats = bad idea. https://x.com/washingtonpost/status/1045331338591653888
The foreign and domestic conservative rage machines work best when they have a long time to create a caricature of someone. For Kavanaugh, there hasn't been enough time & victims are coming forward too fast. Their only option is to attack all women as liars & so on.
I think Hatch is probably thinking up a way to find some quaaludes and punch & try his luck, if the line isn't too long. https://x.com/kateirby/status/1045354070658232320
We could leave him in a room with Kavanaugh with a radio. https://x.com/SeanMcElwee/status/1045317231503192064
In the future we will have time traveling interprocess calls that need to call machines operating in 2003 https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/1045313359027957760
This is why Mark Judge is trying to be scarce & not testify for his best friend. https://x.com/NatashaBertrand/status/1044961793121095682
KATA: Find all rhyming, edible pair works for all the keywords on your resume,
C++ pampelmoose
VB & banana tree
CSS & Watercress
Assembler & an eclair https://x.com/mvs202/status/1044970372821647361
Technology companies are playing their role in creating the opium epidemic. https://x.com/lizzadwoskin/status/1044751025427570688
pytest-cov 2.6.0 has requirement coverage>=4.4, but you have coverage 4.0.3.
okay... pip stuff happens.
python-coveralls 2.9.1 has requirement coverage==4.0.3, but you have coverage 4.5.1
oh kill me now.
110K retweets- are there that many people in the world who know what a RAR file is (outside of runet?) https://x.com/MuenchowGriffin/status/1043995380474687488
Almond Despair. It has a disappointing almond in the middle. https://x.com/valeriecodes/status/1044670530920615936
Can we call you ALTW for short? https://x.com/hoosteen/status/1044592146685325312
Why didn't he do the interview with someone with more experience with this like Bill O'Reilly?
Did he bring a radio and did he turn it up when the going got tough? https://x.com/grynbaum/status/1044310315578642433
My build server today. https://x.com/allhopegoodbye/status/1043480783686709249
all_men = get_all_men()
if not all_men:
raise Exception("Is this the set up to a joke?")
Cool civic tech https://x.com/caitlin__kelly/status/1044216537224286209
IDEA: developers get together and buy CVS Drugstore, rename them to CSV, so that I stop confusing .csv and CVS.
Wildcat! BBS. No one can read much faster than 300 baud anyhow. https://x.com/dom_dotty/status/1042808004012335105
Saw this political memorabilia at Target on sale, cheap $1.48 https://x.com/mistersql/status/1043951714162937856/photo/1
West Virginia- where the liquor is hard and the water is harder. When the water hits the sink, you hear it go clink.
"Is service on this floor?"
"It's on another level."
(Someone else on my feed posted this joke 1st on a private acct) https://x.com/mistersql/status/1043838351458160640/photo/1
IDEA: Captcha based on "humans are the only tool using animals"
So are you a human? Demonstrate by using this tool: https://x.com/mistersql/status/1043684189181231109/photo/1
Will it be easier to get Kavanaugh on rape or lying on his mortgage applications? These judges are experts in law evasion. https://x.com/BySteveReilly/status/1042899930174709760