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IDEA: VSS Hub with ticketing in a SharePoint list.
I bet you wish twitter had a burn-it-with-fire button instead of a heart.
I'm sorry, you can't edit your project anymore, all the files have been checked out by collaborators around the world
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Q: A picks lotto numbers with a biased RNG - always 1-12, 1-31 & 50-80/0-18. B picks lotto numbers with an unbiased RNG - 1-80, 1-80, 1-80, etc. Ignoring splits, who wins first?
If my intuition is right, this could double the speed of my keno simulator
I simulate millions of tickets, against millions of drawings. Python's random.shuffle is slow (so is random.sample) So if I can just re-use the same constant (or otherwise non-random) ticket against a random, unbiased drawing, then the game would go 2x faster with no change!
♡ 0 ↻ 0And by splits I mean, the strategy of picking "unpopular numbers" so that jackpots are not split or split between fewer people. E.g if pick 3 is a jackpot, then the day it hits 888, a popular number, it will be split among many winners.
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Turkish delights have Turkish ends.
I had that game. Wow, my laptop, err, computer that folded in half. https://x.com/ZXRetro/status/1003436537621729281
For a small fee & I suppose an optional opt in, you can listen to GDPR read to you until you fall asleep. In the morning you'll want to ask that your data on your night time listening habits be deleted.
https://www.theverge.com/2018/6/3/17413390/gdpr-legislation-asleep-in-seconds-listening-meditation-app-peter-jefferson?utm_campaign=theverge&utm_content=entry&utm_medium=social&utm_source=twitter
I hope GotDotNet & Codeplex died because they stunk (well GotDotNet Did, Codeplex was fine) and not because someone at MS didn't see the value in the general idea.
Jamey Comey worked so hard to keep the FBI non-partisan that he took actions that helped throw the election to some1 who wants to eliminate independence anywhere in the fed gov't. This is only rational if he was *convinced* HC would win or that investigations changed no ones vote
In James Comey's book, he said at 1 press conference he wore a gold tie to emphasize that he was non-partisan. Now every time I put on my gold tie, I think about it.
If you buy a Lotto ticket online from Georgia & you're not in GA, they charge you with something like hacking:
"... (a) the crime of "computer trespass" as set forth in OCGA 16-9-90..."
The concept of trespass onto a public endpoint bothers me.
ref: https://www.galottery.com/en-us/games/draw-games/fantasy-five.html#tab-buyNow
IDEA: in comp sci random number series that people thought were random keep turning out to be non-random. Could that sort of analysis be exploited with state lotto? (I'd imagine if this strategy did work, it would only improve betting odds from 1 in a billion to 1 in (billion/10)
When you are young, you find out about retirement accounts you didn't know you had.
When you are old, you find out you no longer have retirement accounts you thought you had.*
* Does Penny Benny do anything for 401k accounts?
Homeopathic theory of team staffing-- if big teams are bad, then a team with no specialists or staff at all will do better than all the other team sizes.
(i.e. the counterpoint to software is like making babies, you can't make 1 in 1 month with 9 women)
Alrighty, DC Keno & MD Keno have similar, but different payout charts, so now the game has more choices:
play DC or MD
play 1...9 or 10 spots
play bonus/super bonus (spin) or not
how much $ to (likely) contribute to the DC/MD general fund before you give up
...and different tax rules. So a play off chart varies by likely taxes, too.
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So you want a python decorator that takes a parameter, well that is just a function in a function in a function
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/5929107/decorators-with-parameters
Horse race gambling is a tax on people who somehow aren't good at math, despite being able to follow the rules for how to make a bet, which requires a sense of combinations--- just to make a bet, forget about evaluating if a bet is on long odds or not.
https://www.twinspires.com/wagertypes
Another creative way to win the lotto: work for Lotto Commission as a software developer and write a predictable Random Number Generator. It is like someone took that XKCD joke seriously.
https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/05/03/magazine/money-issue-iowa-lottery-fraud-mystery.html?fallback=0&recId=15Pz4ny9mdwrWlbeiPMHQYqVR3B&geoContinent=EU&geoRegion=SWK&recAlloc=als1&geoCountry=GB&blockId=signature-journalism
"Tipton’s extra lines of code first checked to see if the coming lottery drawing fulfilled Tipton’s narrow circumstances. It had to be on a Wednesday or a Saturday evening, and one of three dates in a nonleap year: the 147th day of the year (May 27), the 327th day (Nov. 23) ...
♡ 0 ↻ 0or the 363rd day (Dec. 29). Investigators noticed those dates generally fell around holidays — Memorial Day, Thanksgiving and Christmas — when Tipton was often on vacation. If those criteria were satisfied, the random-number generator was diverted to a different track. Instead,..
♡ 0 ↻ 0the algorithm would use a predetermined seed number that restricted the pool of potential winning numbers to a much smaller, predictable set of numbers."
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Best way to wake up
217 pages of tabular lotto payout data in PDF for the MD Racetrax Superfecta ... 217 pages!
What do you think this is, MD Lotto, some sort of game?!
https://cdn.mdlottery.com/Game%20PDFs/Superfecta_Payout_Chart.pdf
People who post tables of public data on websites as PDF (alone) are bad people & should feel bad.
In the meanwhile, this is doing a good job of extracting tabular data from PDFs:
https://tabula.technology/
OH**: "What do you call an extra banana?
A spare, I guess"
** In this case, the speaker is actually from Ohio.
But why should we all pay $60 a year when Experian action's put our IDs on the "dark web" (that $2500 for the rest of my life, time the 160 million IDs they leaked) https://x.com/mistersql/status/1002269827476713473/photo/1
I guess that is one acceptable outcome, $#!++y internet in Alabama and Wyoming, etc, and net neutrality internet on all the coastal states & Colorado. https://x.com/chrissnyder/status/1002242637452242944
If you find a website with a bad SSL cert, submit your resume to their HR department, interview for a job doing server admin, fix the SSL cert, resign. Repeat.
For example, Maryland Lottery - http://www.mdlottery.com/
Quick what is a language agnostic make-like, build-script-like thing that can hash files so it doesn't re-lint source control tree that hasn't changed?
Pynt is too little
https://github.com/rags/pynt
Ms-build is xml
Make is fuddy-duddy & millennials hate it
cmake is too c centric
InsecureRequestWarning
"Come on requests library, you are good enough, smart enough and people like you"
Hold my beer- one data point is enough. Sometimes I'll settle for zero. (Me a one time economist) https://x.com/taylorterry/status/1001808669867208704
Playing with the cool CDC websites to see what will kill me & the answer is OPIUM.
What the hell are we nowadays? You spread opium to destroy the will of the people-colonization 101.
Trump's blame-the-mexicans & libertarians who want to legalize got it wrong.
It is US corps!
2/x This is legal opium, prescribed by white doctors to white people & it the leading cause of white people like myself.
If Trump meant to execute drug company executives for opium trafficking we'd finally have something I'd agree on. But he doesn't.♡ 0 ↻ 0Here is the site, you can fill in the form with your personal data to see what will kill you probably accidental poisoning (i.e. opium)
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I just made the repository matthewdeanmartin/keno on GitHub https://ift.tt/2sgv0R9
Code for Maryland Keno game simulator with genetic ticket selection that I wrote this weekend. Probably similar results for other state Keno games.
https://github.com/matthewdeanmartin/keno
Improved keno sim says optimal ticket
max loss $500
max plays 50
max ticket price $50
maximize odds of winning $2500
is
10 spot
bet $10
5 games
neither bonus option
I think I'd previously over-valued the bonus options. I'd thought 10 spot was the sucker bet, I was wrong
1st iter of genetic algo modeled only death. Had to implement lesbian sex & children that divide asexually. Not sure how to model males.
After ten generation suffered from a population explosion, had to implement birth control.
Dunno if it works, but the Vatican disapproves.
Dunno about this genetic algorithm. Took forever to write the dating website and most data structures aren't getting to the 2nd date.
Wrote a Maryland Keno simulator to pick the ticket that is most likely to win $10K within 20 plays & with a ticket less than $25. Turns out to be 10 spot with super bonus, $2 bets and 4 games. Not what my intuition thought.
I won $0. If I got more than 0 friends, happy to split.
Atari BASIC - no way to define a function UNLESS, you used USR() to execute assembler.
10 INPUT A
20 INPUT B
30 GOSUB 200
40 PRINT C
50 END
200 C = A+ B
210 RETURN
No functions, no scope. Amazing anything could be done.
IDEA: tab completion for TODO:
If everyone freezes their Equifax, but not the others, Equifax will go out of business because it is so hard to unfreeze your account. It is a f'ing criminal enterprise, should have been shut down long ago.
Insurance companies aren't stupid about firearms. You want to have your teacher pretend to be shoot-em up super-heroes, the insurance premiums are going to be colossal.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/one-roadblock-to-arming-teachers-insurance-companies/2018/05/26/59d6c704-5f7e-11e8-8c93-8cf33c21da8d_story.html?utm_term=.cb9e5ce61b45
1st & 2nd world problems (because who can't afford a microwave now, right?) - There are *no* quiet over-the-range microwave vent fans. The all kick on when the range or stove is running and they are all loud. The dishwasher & air conditioners can be replace with quieter things.
Watch "Inconvenient Sequel" - Take away is *at least* switch your home's electric to renewable/carbon free - I just did.
https://inconvenientsequel.tumblr.com/