If the tax system doesn't even recognize the President's polycule**, it has some inclusivity problems.
** http://polyliving.net/forum/index.php?topic=105.0
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Doing my taxes. OK, I'm ready for this to be replaced by a VAT tax, Sales tax, heck a beard tax**. I hate filling in these stupid forms.
** This is an old Russian tax on faux girlfriends, if I remember my history correct.
Looking for campaign backers in Alderaan places. https://x.com/RogueNASA/status/984935196733698048
What happens if a nuke goes of in DC?
Crush loads on the segments of Metro that are still moving, that's what.
http://www.sciencemag.org/news/2018/04/what-if-nuke-goes-washington-dc-simulations-artificial-societies-help-planners-cope
Give me six hours to chop down a tree and I will spend the first eight googling and reading on stack overflow. I can't remember why I started this tweet. Did you know “GOD is real, unless declared integer.”, at least in FORTRAN? https://ell.stackexchange.com/questions/163171/god-is-real-unless-declared-integer
Upgrading imho to imao, since I it is less hypocritical to just wallow in my arrogance.
Free tickets, after work event, ~2hrs. https://x.com/WapoEngineering/status/984524218539880453
probably bath salts/synthetic marijuana. It is so cheap dealers have an incentive to name it anything. https://x.com/fox5dc/status/984408032883957761
PHP's two encryption schemes libsodium and mb_convert_encoding https://x.com/BJMac/status/984440488060162048
KATA: Write a ML model to determine who a tweet is subtweeting.
If a subtweet is just a mention/reply without the username, then this should be sort of possible using existing replies/mentions and tweets w/o a mention as training data.
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This is the new template for the weekly status report. https://x.com/mistersql/status/984119676639895552/photo/1
Who is throwing that chair? Who is talking? https://x.com/mistersql/status/984119328957136896/photo/1
If everyone on StackOverflow can refer to themselves as i instead of I, can ¡ write I as ¡?
Better: ¡The first letter is not capitalized! https://x.com/stillconor/status/983900857207894016
A more honest esimate is 9 sixes, or about m-f 9-5 https://x.com/0xKruzr/status/983800612323196928
These guys swung an election with only 17 neurons in their brain. https://x.com/mistersql/status/983754303730003969/photo/1
Improve your bash.
# lint currently executing file and stop if it finds anything.
set -e
shellcheck "$(basename "$0")"
Although sometimes shell check recommends even less readable code than what I wrote.
How to print:
- Try office printers. Nope.
- Help desk? Nope.
- Work from home. Mac refuses to print to local printer
- Transfer files to windows machine.
- Copy files thrice 'cause Mac hates NTFS thumb drives
- Print
Imagine if this was a common activity.
And reset the Brother printer so it can print another 500 pages after the machine reports "no toner" https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y5LtZCBdaug
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Wicca is one of the fastest growing religions in America. The administration should not be encouraging the prosecution of witches, nor warlocks.
And to be honest, the stereotypical Wiccan is the same demographics as a Trump supporter, so I don't see why he's harshing on his base https://x.com/realDonaldTrump/status/983662953894436864
OK, in the name of due diligence I checked. As most new religions, politically they are at the far ends of both spectrums.
"Each month, thousands of witches cast a spell against Donald Trump"
https://www.vox.com/2017/6/20/15830312/magicresistance-restance-witches-magic-spell-to-bind-donald-trump-mememagic
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Is AWS Secrets Manager a problem of infinite regress? To protect a password, you need to encrypt it with a password. To protect that password, you need to encrypt i twith a password...
https://docs.aws.amazon.com/secretsmanager/latest/userguide/intro.html?icmpid=docs_asm_console
OK, I got my protonmail account. I'm ready to send protons.
I wasn't husband material until I learned git.
I didn't know how to commit.
A feature I wish all linter had: fail build if more lint problems than last run, otherwise pass it.
The code that most needs linting is legacy code & time and risk constraints keep you from fixing everything *right now*
Watch robots making my favorite Lamy Pens.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2jf3lbhQR6I
No you may not borrow my Lamy pen until you've passed a certification test to demonstrate that you won't bend the nib.
Ikea has no forks left to give. https://x.com/mistersql/status/982640391504703488/photo/1
To what aim? https://x.com/digimkr/status/982496760676405248
Coding Kata: convert the current time into beer o'clock
Developers eat the bugs they find and kill. https://x.com/chasemellody/status/982353607386214400
Just verified, I can no longer run an FB API report on just any public page. Looks like you'll only be able to run reports on pages you own! https://x.com/dfreelon/status/982076574483787776
I'm hoping 3.0 is enterprise ready with unit tests. You start young or you will spend your whole career surrounded by people trying to get you to understand why unit tests are a good thing. https://x.com/6ftdan/status/982253617175392256
You are feeling very calm ... you are now hypnotized.
That tweet I sent 6 months ago, the joke that wasn't funny.... you now no longer recall it. You have deleted it from your browser's cache.
👏
You are awake and refreshed. You don't remember why you are reading this tweet. https://x.com/Gizmodo/status/982220752463134720
"But Trump’s new economic adviser, Larry Kudlow, told Fox News: “I believe that the Chinese will back down and will play ball.”"
15-45 million people died in the Great Leap Forward. The admin underestimates to what degree the Chinese will go in implementing an economic policy.
They can take the heat on an unpopular policy (taxes on american pork and apples) for decades to make their point. Trump and Rs can take the heat for maybe 2 years.
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I didn't get nothing done today. I did idempotent work.
Everyone get out and push! https://x.com/ReignOfApril/status/981916762311708672
IT Dept: Please in detail, tell us what you want
Me: OK, 1,2,3,4
IT Dept: You can't have 1,2,3,4
Me: OK, what am I allowed to have
IT Dept: Oh, well, we can't be expected to help you if you won't give us detailed instructions, specifications, in writing. What an attitude prob!
This is so easy.
pyroma
bash: pyroma: command not found
python -m pyroma
python: No module named pyroma.__main__; 'pyroma' is a package and cannot be directly executed
python -c "import pyroma as main; main.main()" -h
Usage: -c [-a|-d|-f|-p] <project directory..>
What is the word for these "accidental employee-like relationships" where a company thinks they are giving you some extra coffee money for being a taxi-driver or video content maker, but it is actually their full time job?
Fiver would be a good example, I mean, it is in their name that they think you are just there to earn enough to buy a soy latte.
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Link for folding paper (or pizza) 103 times. It would be (becomes?) thicker than the universe https://www.google.com/search?q=fold+paper+103 https://x.com/mistersql/status/981328056718692354
Optimal number of times to fold a pizza?
If you could fold it 103 times you'd have (create?) enough pizza to go into business.
I don't think law of conservation of pizza applies here. I ate a pizza once, and it was not conserved at all.
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Everything I do in bash feels like a crazy hack. To ignore a return code from a command so I could leave -ex on, I had to extract it to a script with 1 line and an exit 0 command. Sort of wish there was something like PowerShell.