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META: go ahead and @ me and don't @ me, essentially mean the same thing, i.e "You ain't going to change my mind on this matter". Which is okay, for a rational person, it also implies, "Your contrary evidence would have to be spectacular"

Bitcoin is a MMF scheme. Go ahead & @ me. I will never touch bitcoin anymore than I would invest in Amway or the numerous other less famous MMF schemes. The market for MMF schemes is gargantuan. But what is being sold is fraud, not goods.

Real teams are a bunch of specialists that are bemused by, but trust the work of everyone else on the team. https://x.com/thejameskyle/status/938585730799955968

When the pool of great fools runs dry, the last people holding BTC will have a worthless asset. Even beanie babies could be used as toys after their prices returned to fundamentals. https://x.com/mpopv/status/939866431960813570

And it would be poetic justice for Cory to go on to beat our current illegitimate president as well. https://x.com/CoryBooker/status/939555366249132033

Does Exchange understand aliases like, john.doe+something@example.com which works the same as john.doe@example.com?

(I know it isn't +something because that resolves to undeliverable)

MATH: I wanted to make a joke about how freak-out is inversely related to the percent current accumulation of the snow forecast range times the current acceleration of the falling snow, but now I need LaTeX and twitter doesn't support it.

I don't subscribe, but maybe we should offer to subscribe if they drop Breitbart? It's a good local DC company (or was before the merger) https://x.com/justkelly_ok/status/938592517456412672

Left: Black Lives Matter.
Fascists: All Lives Matter.
Cops: No Lives Matter. Well, mine does, but not yours.

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/post-nation/wp/2017/12/08/graphic-video-shows-daniel-shaver-sobbing-and-begging-officer-for-his-life-before-2016-shooting/?tid=pm_pop&utm_term=.840d232e1916

1 to 6 inches forecast. So maybe "Charimander-[agon|zilla]"? https://x.com/mistersql/status/939265295289643009/photo/1

What class is this Kaiju? https://x.com/atrubek/status/939227011855339521

Like this, right?

<p id="cms" content="Four score and twenty years ago"></p>
<script>
$("#cms").html($("#cms").attr("content"))
</script> https://x.com/jgarber/status/938921915426762758

I don't have opening line yet, but Trent Franks needs a joke with the punch line

"Well, technically, it's called polyamory"

IDEA: Instead of olympics, a massive dance battle between Bollywood, [K|J|R|T]-pop dancers*. Like eurovision, but global.

(more clearly, [ _ + "-pop" for _ in ["K","J","R","T"]])

Intersection of my interests:

Using AWS Serverless at Amtrak

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fD3zVKCw3cY

Admit it, y'all would ride Amtrak if they could do this. https://x.com/stxvo/status/938213905616330755

Pick your Route 66 toll bonus

If I do 23 and me when I got a cold, will it say my grandmother is a rhinovirus?

How do I do df[“col1”].astype(float) with a default for unconvertable values?

https://stackoverflow.com/questions/47680741/how-do-i-do-dfcol1-astypefloat-with-a-default-for-uncovertable-values

IDEA: a service where you could submit your StackOverflow question and get it into a state where people who swarm you with close votes as soon as you post.

2017 is a hell of year. https://x.com/WLV_investor/status/938410022538682368

If I did my math right, the Internal Rate of Return on getting spotify for $100 a year instead of $10 a month is something like 41% a year.

Got some of those old ink jet printers laying around? This is what to do with them. I'll wait.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LgmxMuW6Fsc

Everyone: Should we elect Jabba the Hutt to the senate? He did after all sexually harass his staff.
Nihilists: Technically that's zoophilia. https://x.com/mistersql/status/938146340596535296/photo/1

As soon as XML supports handwriting extensions. (XML-HWE) https://x.com/JoshData/status/938084396141334528

APOLOGY: I sorry I keep tweeting with an all cap header.
Also, I sorry that all these tweet keep drop inflection like 'm, s, am, ing. It is like some part of me really, really wants English to be an uninflected language like Chinese.

For 10% of your users, you might as well enforce a 1 digit (total) password policy. https://x.com/mistersql/status/938090955969912832

Wow, recent years are *really* popular for 4 digit pins. I bet an optimal guessing order would get ~10% of codes in 3 tries.

http://wangdingg.weebly.com/uploads/2/0/3/6/20366987/pin_zipf.pdf

I should learn C before C++

I don't care if s3 buckets are free. I don't want to stuff it with stuff willy nilly. https://x.com/mistersql/status/938076378775375872/photo/1

My social rank profile said I'm guilty of light profanity because I said "Nazi butt" I say I call 'em like I see 'em.

Omg for a pharmacist means nothing.

Unpopular opinion

Everyone on a team that uses AWS should be an expert in VPC configuration (unless you have the luxury of a single person to do it & who takes VPC edit rights away from everyone else on the team)

Tolls in DC are taking a their toll on commuters.

Cool website to find out what game dev company are in your zip code https://www.areweinyourstate.org/states/MD/district/MD-8 (aimed at political lobbying, but works just as well for job hunting)

Woot! Swarm informs me I am the major of Acela 2252!

First, I assume everyone has seen Snowpiercer...

Someone is having a bad week in DC https://x.com/mistersql/status/937343552471883776/photo/1