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Go to hotel, they start out with a pending charge of like, a TRILLION dollars & revert it back to a real number on checkout. https://x.com/mistersql/status/937038064798531584/photo/1

The tax bill is a wealth transfer of 5% of GDP from those who continue to pay taxes to those who won't be paying taxes anymore. We are all socialists now, it just a matter of to whom the wealth is being redistributed to.

META: sort of disappointed that with the "#/" prefix, twitter only supports threads up to 10^279 tweets long.

Narrator:
You should add "Narrator:" to the top of all your tweets, so that people feel compelled to read them in a deep movie trailer baritone.

For $500 Kyle the CSS intern will take a Greyhound bus to the warehouse, then to your house to deliver. https://x.com/kscoult/status/936663728988225538

I've got a bad feeling about opening the mail https://x.com/mistersql/status/936625894587817985/photo/1

META: Why are all these old rural conservatives with dial up suddenly on twitter with high volume accounts.

An AWS NACL is your defense of last resort against security group mistakes.

Urban planing rule of thumb: a city should be compact enough for a class 4 Kaiju to destroy it in one morning. https://x.com/mistersql/status/936610510308593665/photo/1

Earthquake just registered on Twitter. I didn't feel it.

Networking is like philosophy, it is just one ill-define concept stacked on another- foos are bars are bazes and so on all the way down.

TIL: Bastion host. Sort of sounds like a host without a father, but it is a perimeter security pattern where network access has to flow throw one server on the edge of a network.

2018 is going to be an expensive year. The increase in cost of health care & the drop in the value of my house will wipe out any possible decline in income taxes (if it doesn't go up for me)

Amazon Elastic Light. Click a button and a light goes on in a data center somewhere. Can scale to millions of lumens. https://x.com/sidecut/status/935991964079714304

If you'd like, I can sell you fartcoin for $10,000 per coin.

To expedite things, as soon as you transfer me the money, I'll transfer title to anonymous thieves, which is where it would end up anyhow

Fartcoin is good for hoarding & it gets that nasty fiat money out of your hands

Hmm, seems like people might want to avail themselves of what little competition in broadband remains soon, should they currently have comcast. https://x.com/conspirator0/status/935940126810759169

December plans

Re: meetup + wework - You can't get people to pay for nothing on meetup, so why would organizers put more of their personal money into paid meeting space?

Security by impossible-to-use-user-interfaces-then-blaming-the-user. https://x.com/gregotto/status/935513894306664448

What password manager are you recommending to family that can't remember *ANY* password.

A password secured password manager just means every week the bundle of lost passwords is larger.

Take away here is that Russia's puppet might be launching nukes at Russian soil. https://x.com/conradhackett/status/934884412763918337

Docker is the new Process https://x.com/mistersql/status/935259252876292096/photo/1

Even the birds don't want to fly anymore. https://x.com/MarkMazzettiNYT/status/934147059363602432

Visual whitespace. https://x.com/JoshData/status/934974905845764096

I've signed up for 23 & Me. It is on sale right now. The best outcome is that I'm a cousin of royalty & am in line for a big inheritance.

C3PO and R2 are insulted by the implication here. https://x.com/stroz/status/934822740925861888

元 for your thoughts. That like 3 cents, by todays Taiwanese exchange rates.

Now if you try to download Windows Movie Maker, you get 500 websites claiming to be MS Windows Movie Maker. You have to find it on http://archive.org

No one read Hemingway's sequel, "Used baby shoes, PJ Mask theme, slight scuffing, $15 or OBO"

Going to a cemetery is on my bucket list.

Sign up for informed delivery @ usps (free) & you can see an image of the outside of all our mail online.

https://informeddelivery.usps.com/box/pages/intro/start.action

Throw at cryto-nazi's at point blank for +10 HP damage. https://x.com/mschoch/status/933474918196502533

That would be an improvement. https://x.com/waldojaquith/status/933446039587127296

Anonymous twitter users are right in the middle of the pack https://x.com/DeniseDSLu/status/933429936509149185

This is awful. I hope everyone in the #DCTech community rallies to defeat this guy. Send Tim Kaine a check or any of the other D candidates. https://x.com/hatchITDC/status/933337781245501441

KATA: write any year in the form of "The 3rd year of Barack Obama"

Can I have a fun C-pop song without a tragic death and a melodrama subplot?

沒有。

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GxZYe8Sn1tg

KATA: 1984 slogan generator. Find sentiment of word, find antonym with positive sentiment, write in the for of "{0} is {1}"

For times like these, you need WinDbg https://x.com/mistersql/status/932747185313271808