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0.14 Mbps download. I think I'm going to have to relocate to somewhere else to get anything done today.
Tax bill, if we let it pass, will crush grad students. Having been there, contrary to impressions, grad students aren't a bunch of rich kids. It is years of minimum wage work, & grad students (ie. tech) are the only reason why economic growth didn't drop to 0% since the 1950s. https://x.com/PHDcomics/status/931654893273624576
23 and me & the like, give you
ALEXA! Play the song where Lady Gaga sings about ramen.
Do the leaked password databases have enough of my passwords that I can use them as a sort of password management system? I mean, if I forget my password, I should just be able to look it up in the public dumps.
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ABSTRACT.
Pleasantries. Good day followers.
Substance. I'm glad we have enough space now for headers & sub headers.1.
FURTHER RESEARCH.
With 560 characters, we could finally include bibliographies and footnotes.2
1. me.
2. ibid https://x.com/govplainlang/status/931519885183733769
Link to PDF version so everyone can print this out and post on door https://www.gruntwork.io/why-prod-is-down/ https://x.com/sreejanair/status/931523654948712449
So to win a modern video game I have to either spend 100s of hours doing menial drudgery or I have to pay to win?
Sign me up, man! In the past to get the same effect, I had to work a second minimum wage job or buy myself a trophy with my name engraved on it.
By default docker makes all new repos public (which can be made by "docker push" typos)
So that image you just pushed with AWS keys, db passwords, PMI, it is now being used maliciously. https://x.com/mistersql/status/931280855519170561/photo/1
Docker hub always creates a new public repo if you make a mistake in the push command. Images contain secret. This has got to be the worst security flaw I have ever seen in a major product. I'm sure the official stance is that all mistakes are the users fault.
Now if I was a copy editor, my career should be destroyed for my use of apostrophe's here: https://x.com/mistersql/status/931198843433168896
What to name my project
My docker ports are not forwarding, so
"Best viewed with
docker exec -it my_container /bin/bash
curl http://127.0.0.1:5000/"
I actually almost have never been in an org where the SW dev team needed more than a personal pan pizza. https://x.com/mistersql/status/930493315111440387
IDEA: screen technical candidates with "how much pizza do you eat" so you can make sure you only need 1 pizza for your team.
META: When you write a long tweet, it should be broken into paragraphs.
When tweets don't have paragraph breaks, it is harder to scan.
Wristies are the winter developers' trade tool:
http://www.wristies.com/Original_Wristies_p/10a.htm
Wow. Stock options, even if a bad idea, getting rid of them by bankrupting a bunch of software developers that haven't hit the options lotto yet...I thought this was a tax reduction plan https://x.com/michael_boswell/status/929770570689810432
Amazon, don't recall a bag of walnuts for failing to disclose walnut allergen risks. That isn't an "abundance of caution" that is a political statement mocking labeling laws.
ABSTRACT: I just noticed, even with ad blocker off, ads do not show on most google searches.
TWEET NOVEL: This would make google the only non-evil player here, with everyone else drowning content in intrusive ads, the people will still keep blocking ads everywhere.
I routinely use K as a substitute for 1000/1024, is the world ready for M, G, T? The country is run by people with $1T or more.
But if anyone is listening, I'm a VERY IMPORTANT INFLUENCER in the area of COOKIES, DARK CHOCOLATE and VACATIONS IN MAINE. Please feel free to send me free product samples & I will post some ENTIRELY INDEPENDENT product feedback for my 1085 followers. https://x.com/mistersql/status/928727498191450112
Writing about influencer marketing. https://medium.com/@mistersql/influencer-marketing-a8029d3a41 The skeptic in me says, after taking into account scale, this is just celebrity marketing, conventional journalist outreach and small press outreach.
It says I got a couple of votes, but only 2 people voted. https://x.com/mistersql/status/926159517653635072
Lifehack - Learn ASL & (teach your significant other), it comes in handy a lot. https://x.com/RobbDooling/status/928647114758021120
IDEA: colocated mechanical turk Alexa.
me: "Alexa, tell me everything is going to be okay"
Alexa: "Sorry, I'm not sure about that"
She's gotten really dark recently.
Letting people wage harassment campaigns is awful. Doing nothing is the worst solution. https://x.com/gaywonk/status/928283452243415040
I'm going to put this extra space to good use
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This actually would be a good rule & would get people to delete dead code. A convention to never delete & always comment is a poor replacement for source control with history & diffs. https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/928295628240834560
IDENTIFICATION DIVISION.
PROGRAM-ID. PGM000.
PROCEDURE DIVISION.
DISPLAY 'I can now do COBOL jokes on twitter'
STOP RUN.
So...
Best news since the last best news 52 seconds ago https://www.washingtonpost.com/powerpost/democrat-phil-murphy-defeats-kim-guadagno-in-new-jersey-governors-race/2017/11/07/43abb566-c3e8-11e7-aae0-cb18a8c29c65_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_no-name%3Apage%2Fbreaking-news-bar&tid=a_breakingnews&utm_term=.bec055b09ca5
Finally got 280…& I got 0 ideas 4 filling it up
To max(float64).... and beyond!
ValueError: Input contains NaN, infinity or a value too large for dtype('float64').