This is like the anti-Bernie policy, making currently free college turn into paid college. https://x.com/stefanjwojcik/status/927966412240539648
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AWS no longer forces you to either click on every f'ing file/bucket or write a boto script to find out which buckets are public. Go check! https://x.com/mistersql/status/927911328374837249/photo/1
An infinite number of Shakespeares would have to type a long time to recreate the works of 1 random monkey, unless the Shakes cheated.
Local contractor ferrets out democrats and fires them: https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/she-flipped-off-president-trump--and-got-fired-from-her-government-contracting-job/2017/11/06/4cf1af9a-c2da-11e7-84bc-5e285c7f4512_story.html?hpid=hp_no-name_hp-in-the-news%3Apage%2Fin-the-news&utm_term=.f25da665faae under pretense of violating social media policy.
Lesson: NEVER, EVER, EVER create an AWS account that is associated with a shopping account. You could lose control of both.
If some1-maybe you-registers an AWS account with your email addr, you lose control of the 1st one. AWS allows multiple accts w/diff passwrds
DST kills- be careful on the roads: http://time.com/3549442/daylight-saving-time-traffic-deaths/
If you change your email address on Amazon (the shopping site), you will lose control of any AWS account with the same email address. Wee.
I just asked Alexa & she said my "to-do list is empty". Amazon can't be wrong about a thing like that, I'm going to take a nap.
"Equifax is waiving any fee to Place...a Security Freeze through January 31, 2018" https://www.freeze.equifax.com/Freeze/jsp/SFF_PersonalIDInfo.jsp
IDEA: Machine learning to predict people passwords using db leaks as source. You look like the person to have a Pizz@Eater as a password.
I agree with @ralphnortham on 81% of the issues #MyVaCandidate | Take the quiz at http://www.myvacandidate.com/results/9yi-gp9-0kt (I don't vote in VA, tho)
Musing... why does JS's sandboxing generally work, when Java, .NET, not work? Maybe because if a runtime is secure, it is useless? https://x.com/ubersec/status/926436850444664833
Today I plan to write something crazy f(x) that turns "JohnDoe123" into pseudo regex, e.g. Word-Word-3Digits
The application is creating a machine learning feature for twitter handles, e.g. JohnDoe123 is likely human, but asdfkalsdjf56563456 is not
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I sold something on Craigslist. The system there completely lacks a reputation system. Feels like internet circa-1998.
Two people have voted, in a little while I expect a couple to have voted. https://x.com/mistersql/status/926159517653635072
Couple
NaNoTweetMo-I'ma tweet 40 chars this mo.
Woot! Done one day two!
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Company owners/execs never realize how unsympathetic they are. https://x.com/Pappiness/status/925809234364784641
Elect you know who & rates triple. Will people blame you-know-who, or someone who didn't even win the election? https://x.com/waldojaquith/status/926071451958071296
A wrote a thing on trying to get cheap metrics about a twitter users likely bot status based on friending patterns https://medium.com/@mistersql/cheap-twitter-bot-detection-801657921fb5
It's open enrollment for heathcare. I hereby formally adopt everyone in the US without health ins & I'll add you to my family plan.
Mattcare
What is this? I'll tell you, dinner. https://x.com/ZFleischmann/status/925500588275662848
# How to get a panda's DataFrame thru a hurricane.
x = DataFrame()
x.shelter(inplace=True)
Firehose of falsehood, what a fascinating strategy. https://x.com/conspirator0/status/925380364519878657
This is incredible reach. Facebook could run an influence campaign and literally convince everyone in the US of anything they want to. https://x.com/gdead/status/925189394658676736
I'm running out of variations on "I was so wrong before... but now I think I'm right." for my git commit comments.
someone who is good at the economy please help me budget this. my family is dying. https://x.com/NPRmelissablock/status/924994254866386944
credit for original joke: http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/someone-who-is-good-at-the-economy-please-help-me
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If Trump cancels elections and dissolves congress, court & GOP will go along if
This is why your butt is unemployed. https://x.com/1qbit/status/923951251116756994
Saw these outside DC Office building. If I was homeless, they'd be gone next day. https://x.com/mistersql/status/924965409509593088/photo/1
Rocking at the hotel at 2Mbps. If rock were played at like 1 note every 50 years. Hotel name withheld 'cause no one needs that much shame.
Markov-chain bot or human? Turing never imagined this. https://x.com/geowtf/status/924409425518927872
Wired? (and not tired?) Twitter accounts that are
Kids are at the office for trick-or-treat. The son says he can't leave the office yet. Just like dad.
so I wonder about the % of people who understood the Q & what % would change their mind in the re-education camps, the political hospitals. https://x.com/ianbremmer/status/919960260542070785
The largest EC2 instance has like 2TB of memory. If I had a workstation like that, I could would never have to close a tab on chrome again
Got my flu shot today.
If my apartment had an atrium and if the atrium inner key was different, e.g. like an airlock. Might be a fire hazard tho. https://x.com/verge/status/923142174904127488
1/WaPo article on Eatsa, the automat restaurant. Says it failed because we want human contact at restaurants
2/When was the last time you had an authentic chat with the cashier, cook or waitstaff at a restaurant? Like never-Anomie and alienation are
♡ 2 ↻ 03/real and probably a big driver of antidepressant sales & suicides. But lying to ourselves that the solution is a scripted insincere vocal
♡ 2 ↻ 04/exchange with restaurant staff (or mando-fun events at the office with people you have no organic reason to interact with)-- this just
♡ 3 ↻ 05/contributes to the problem.
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