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From my own twitter feed I can see lots of folk have called Trump moron & didn't get credit for it
https://x.com/search?s=follows&vertical=news&q=trump%20moron&src=typd
I salute you guys

CSS, but for styling ASCII tweets in 280 boxes
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Oh no! Is there a website for this:

RecursionError: max recursion depth exceeded
Fatal Python error: Cannot recover from stack overflow

IDEA: Korean language class, but just for kpop lyrics.

Hotels & office buildings should install metal detectors. Hotels in other countries with no state means of controlling violence already have

I aspire to be kale colored by dint of ingestion. https://x.com/ZellaQuixote/status/915024143149498368

Thinking of refinancing at a quirky mortgage bank in NYC. https://x.com/mistersql/status/914958429432762368/photo/1

1/3 of ad page views are bots.

This is an opportunity, not a problem

Think, what do bots want to buy? Spare parts!
http://www.adweek.com/tv-video/over-half-of-paid-programmatic-impressions-probably-arent-viewed-by-an-actual-person/

This means the Russians want to take responsibility? When your cover is blown, you wind down your psiops & start a new one, not double down https://x.com/broderick/status/914840232767447041

In the lawless west (at least in movies) where gov't were weak & non existent, it was up to business- retail, hotel- to disarm guests.

# This library has diplomatically decided to not take sides. But I think we all know that should should be either NJ or Pittsburg, PA.

import geograpy as geo
result = geo.get_place_context(text="The Armpit of America.")
assert result.countries[0]=="United States"

Wired: statically included python libraries

Tired: pip installed python libraries

cp, it just works™

This is one of those things where personal action, private charity is not up to the task. Only the largest orgs can marshal so much supplies https://x.com/wslack/status/914121997524795393

In the private sector-you can't take your wife & if you do, HR has to treat the value of her travel reimb as salary https://www.washingtonpost.com/investigations/va-chief-took-in-wimbledon-river-cruise-on-european-work-trip/2017/09/29/c1f17046-a458-11e7-8c37-e1d99ad6aa22_story.html?hpid=hp_rhp-top-table-main_shulkin-216pm%3Ahomepage%2Fstory&utm_term=.4b4f1e0ce0f7

The Rs are determined to make my year more expensive. https://x.com/sahilkapur/status/913832226634240000

assert parse("armpit of USA") == "Pittsburgh, PA"
Google *search* says NJ
Wikipedia says it's complicated - https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_city_nicknames_in_the_United_States

IDEA: screen saver that is a loop compiling libpostal. It's like 10 minutes of colorful spew.

The subtext here is that developers in general want to wear a onesie and are weirdos, so lets make fun of them. https://x.com/GEICOCareers/status/832627896044773377

#techunexpected The main problem with tech recruiting is developers are coddled prima donnas. Get 'em off their high horse & they'll work hard for the low pay they deserve unlike the sales department.

The message here is, Geico don't give a flying f*k about developers. Come work here so we can treat you like the s*t u are #techunexpected https://x.com/MsJacquelynS/status/909914664837971969

The technical problem of disinformation campaigns are identical to advertising. If advertising works, so does disinformation. https://x.com/mistersql/status/913736723875745792

% of pro Trump material on twitter that is foreign disinformation campaigns:

_ is a language for the young, with lots of spare time

IDEA: infer political affiliation & time zone & the outliers are disinformation campaigns.

PSA: If you have health ins & have extra diabetic test strips, people w/o ins want to buy them from you: http://www.npr.org/2016/12/22/506497044/the-murky-world-of-secondhand-diabetic-test-strips

Still not enough space. Skipping to the end, everyone flings themselves in front of the red line metro, which was late and no one died. https://x.com/mistersql/status/913163367417819136

Happy software development teams are all alike; every unhappy team is unhappy in its own way.

Everything was in confusion in the scrum. The product owner had discovered that the scrum master was carrying on an intrigue with a cloud services representative.

IDEA: You can write 280 characters as long as the entropy of your tweet increases each char after 140. https://codereview.stackexchange.com/questions/868/calculating-entropy-of-a-string

बॉलीवुड breaks my app. I guess it's the long fun dance numbers that it can't deal with.

Twitter's "language" field for a tweet...that's really just your opinion man... outside of English performs awfully. https://x.com/mistersql/status/913126928319762433/photo/1

TODO: Python library for sentiment analysis of emojis. Can we agree 🚮 is negative?

People should only use the restroom that matches the gender on their voter registration card.

https://www.wired.com/story/jared-kushner-voter-registration-woman/

Press secretary for House of Stark has issued a correction. Winter will not in fact be coming.

META: Twitter released an easter egg. If your char limit is still 140, it means twitter secretly thinks you are a loser that doesn't matter.

They must be written in C++ because there is multiple inheritance going on. https://x.com/Aelkus/status/912744636548075521

As a professional software developer, I know one thing well- naming conventions.

So why my wife reject naming our daughter tmp_grl1?

I think this is like landscaping but using goats. https://x.com/bambocheur/status/912357927410917376

IDEA: API that only supports HTTP 5XX response. You ask it "what's wrong?" and it long polls until something breaks.

There is an app for litter, this is a cool idea. https://x.com/ba66e77/status/911950622626377728