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Open plan layouts is class warfare-making sure that high paid techies know that they don't have in-org political power commensurate w/salary https://x.com/mistersql/status/891654581230456832

I concur, open plan layouts for software developer is industrial sabotage. Might as well set your workplace on fire. I'm not kidding. https://x.com/onesien/status/891510446066421760

This mooch account goes back years. How...do parody accounts time travel or is this the same guy? https://x.com/TheFuckinMooch/status/891060058922131458

I will not see the phasing out of character composition password rules in my lifetime. Orgs are incapable of change without bankruptcy. https://x.com/briannoyes/status/890989616823533568

The French can't pardon that French. https://x.com/siddhmi/status/890940841677795328

Flash flood alert! I'm on the 11th floor, will I be OK?

Capital punishment

A lot of routers have an asterisk saying "optimal results only observed when hanging from ceiling"

Router manuals shouldn't endorse suicide

# You can't strip me of my rights.
{}.get('my rights', 0).strip()
# linter thinks this is fine (!)

Should we move a fed agency or two to Akron or Detroit? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imcDUnEs--Y

IDEA: Project Gutenberg books on CVS receipts chosen based on your purchases.

Found in source a variation on NotImplementedException
def del_language(self):
raise Exception('wtf are you doing?')

Today, the nation has lost an irreplaceable laughing stock. SNL fans will be grieving. I always felt bad for Spicey, unlike, say Conway.

C++ dev seeks same for pair programming, must be good at sprintf and enjoy long moonlit walks on the beach. https://x.com/fish2000/status/887855533734060032

Would one of my followers please step up. Think of it, you could work from home at the WH. https://x.com/randygdub/status/887537603913953281

If zombies die from brain damage, can they die from watching too much TV?

Among these dems who might run in 2020, who has the most positive message: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/United_States_presidential_election,_2020#Candidates_who_have_publicly_expressed_interest (including speculative candidates)

I injured my shoulder trying to carry too much luggage. ___(ツ)_/¯

Home from Iceland. Failed to bring any weather with me. Sorry.

Found the Borg, ready to join & assimilate. https://x.com/mistersql/status/885992866442608641/photo/1

You get +2 damage when punching with a fist full of £s

It is fairly common to forget the I on signs. https://x.com/mistersql/status/885470676257255424/photo/1

Last partial day in England. So far our country guest house was like visiting Redwall (the book) https://www.amazon.com/Redwall-Book-1-Brian-Jacques/dp/0142302376

In case of fire...your going to the big door in the sky. https://x.com/mistersql/status/884887445820649472/photo/1

In case of fire run on the ceiling to the exit. https://x.com/mistersql/status/884886586554449921/photo/1

So I can't really drive, the rental house has *no house number* & the restaurant rejects all US CCs when trying to order delivery food. #UK

Visit England. If you survive the roundabouts, the views are nice https://x.com/mistersql/status/884775093452382208/photo/1

Euro-X UX, Washing machine doesn't warn you that you selected a a 4 hr laundry cycle. Well, you find out, but in 4 hours.

Flight to England in a few hours. Not sure if I have enough time to learn British on the way over.

So, you can book a Enterprise car from Hilton Honor's website faster than at Enterprise's.

[TeamCity, PROBABLY_HANGING]
It's not just me, the code is so depressing, the build server is suicidal. Probably.

What r you using for productivity?

Modern travel gripes-
Can't cast my laptop screen to hotel TV.
Hotel internet access has free & paid tier.

Those Atari joysticks give you RSI pain after a few hours. No one plays those for days straight. https://x.com/shitshowdotinfo/status/882388792275079168