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Q for TrainOverflow: How do you write code without getting motion sickness?
Is there a website for asking how to write code on a train? Stackoverflow thinks coding on a boat is off topic.
IDEA: an IDE plugin that audibly sobs louder and louder as the number of local variables in your function goes above 50.
So, most people I work with must be...British. https://x.com/ncantelmo/status/881112701082234880
I can say this because I keep telling people I'm the scrum master.
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U working Monday?
Arya Stark wrote a DNS server.
def domain_name_lookup(x):
return "a machine has no name"
Future fact: when you get a new phone in the future, it will take an entire month of continually typing in passwords to set up a new phone.
Everyone gets a trophy, everyone gets on the cover of Time magazine.
I think the contract said something about indentured servitude, but hey, I got a pound of Blue Horse coffee! I'm psyched to try it out. https://x.com/mistersql/status/879786293596749825/photo/1
IDEA: Ransomwear. If you don't pay up, you have to go naked.
If you stare menacingly at an Excel & DB & CSV API & threaten them w/violence until they quack & should they quack, they are now all ducks
Now you're a duck! You're a duck! You're all ducks! There is nothing that is not a duck!
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Technical stock price charts remind me of random forest charts,except with diagonal lines.
My mac has gained sentience, but really it just wants to read email and check social media in the middle of the night. https://x.com/mistersql/status/879328158918619136
Mac owners- has your mac ever woke up in the middle of the night & killed the battery checking email? Latest theory is Outlook is doing it.
Kona coffee at walmart $82(!) is the only answer here that isn't a joke. If you see Kona for less than $42, it is probably a 'blend' https://x.com/mistersql/status/879033024507244544
Blue Horse for $42 a lb, this looks almost direct from farmer- https://www.amazon.com/Farm-fresh-Coffee-Medium-Roast-Whole/dp/B001M1JDMM/ref=lp_2586062011_1_1_a_it?srs=2586062011&ie=UTF8&qid=1498411309&sr=8-1
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Where u getting your Kona coffee?
I come from DC, where every day I go out of my condo and look up at the butt of the Great Squirrel. https://x.com/mistersql/status/878714066776313856/photo/1
Consider joining NARP today, they are the ones lobbing to keep passenger rail-membership # talk & matter https://www.narprail.org/
Rally for trains today- #Rally4Trains https://townswithouttrains.com/ Current budget intends to gut passenger rail. It will be gone in most states
def sing_it_again():
try:
mommas_dont_let_your_kids_recursively()
except:
sing_it_again()
# without a retry count
Is there any 3-5 day #scikitlearn training happening in DC over the next year? #sklearn Or anywhere for that matter?
SELECT EXTINCT * FROM DINOSAURS;
How does finance price the possibility of civil war & societal collapse in stocks? Would it just leave it out of the equation?
If there is a 75% chance your stock is worth $1 in a year and a 25% chance of civil war & all paper is worthless, what a stock worth? $1?
♡ 0 ↻ 0I don't think the market can put an efficient price on the game being completely over.
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Not good news for tech & R&D in DC (or all the research centers around the country) https://x.com/aminayaden/status/878212674252709888
Nothing speaks more to the hearts of IT managers than visions of vast fields of slaughtered cows as the server admin hacks each to death.
We need a more gruesome metaphor. Cloud machines are like intestinal parasites, when you need a new one, just poop & eat more hookworms. https://x.com/CharlesRishard/status/877943144498810880
District court is soft on crime, Pizzagate man gets light slap on wrist - https://www.washingtonpost.com/local/public-safety/pizzagate-gunman-sentenced-to-four-years-in-prison-as-prosecutors-urged-judge-to-deter-vigilante-justice/2017/06/22/a10db598-550b-11e7-ba90-f5875b7d1876_story.html?utm_term=.0c04b7fb57c1 Might as well legalize terrorism.
When the corporate laptop is off & on battery, group policy should force:
Republicans in house are not on board with gutting #Amtrak's budget: https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/politics/2017/06/20/amtrak-riders-rally-save-funding-trump-budget-threatens-massive-cuts/103041856/
You are not free until you have broken all the laws, alienated all your customers, and abused all your employees. Prosocial is for slaves. https://x.com/mistersql/status/877532046272458752
Libertarian cos take direction from no 1-Change in a system of pure autonomy comes from w/the destruction of Uber https://www.nytimes.com/2017/04/23/technology/travis-kalanick-pushes-uber-and-himself-to-the-precipice.html?_r=0
Group policy comes to the mac. Now every night when my mac is off & disconnected from power it does a full backup & kill the battery.
this is IShotTheSheriff && !(this is IShotTheDeputy)
# Joke would sound a little bit better in http://VB.NET
Code Kata: machine generate jokes that are this bad. https://x.com/mistersql/status/877162181904785408
What? Don't strings us along. https://x.com/wootnik765/status/877154706241597440
What more valuable
I've posted enough twitter poll to know that people don't answer poll straight if one answer is funny-Surveys need a funny factor adjustment https://x.com/nbc4i/status/875722895485521921
What are we calling a male barista
So Mr Cell phone vendor, do you think you can tell Amazon what I own or don't own?