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Amazon can more or less infer the inventory of my house. Amazon & Ikea combined could infer the contents of my whole house except fridge...
Amazon has 19 years of records of my purchasing & selling habits. Even the FBI doesn't have this much info on my trustworthiness.
Ok, bought cell phone on Amazon Mktplace, reboot loop after few days. I return it, seller claims I swapped it for another phone!
I'm gonna teach you to fly... the floor is PHP.
PROTIP Close your sprints on Thursday so that when all the other teams are closing their sprints on Friday, Jira isn't falling on it's face
A 10xx developer can do the work of ten lady developers.
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META: By my engagement stats what people *really* want to read is tweets with pictures that are vertically larger than the preview.
In C++. Python, C#, you should always override ≈ for all types, especially if you feel like idk, idc. https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/875363578592858113
Today, there is a hole is everyone heart. On twitter. Under each tweet I mean.
I condemn this [attack] in the strongest possible terms. I mean, I hate baseball too, but you could just ignore it & play other games.
Uber having a hard time hiring woman, executives now worried that the next beer bash will be a total sausagefest.
https://www.washingtonpost.com/business/economy/the-big-problem-for-uber-now-attracting-talent/2017/06/14/6be22812-4f80-11e7-b064-828ba60fbb98_story.html?utm_term=.6ded437d66a0
That's it, I'm switching to fahrvergnügen. https://x.com/SimonSheridan2/status/874802964958818304
Can the latest Kinect see small children?
Yesterday my kinect briefly looked at the 1 y/o before looking back at me. It regularly (90% of time) fails to see the 4 y/o.
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No bootable devices. Press key. After you find a keyboard. And a bootable device. Heck- I'm not a computer. https://x.com/mistersql/status/874975370071740416/photo/1
My Jira host isn't providing pizza or breadsticks. I'm feeling bad about that now. https://x.com/mrb_bk/status/874675925119639552
My AWS autoscale spot groups trace out
Help me out- ask your burrito stand lady for a Christmas style burrito-green+red sauce. It's a thing in NM, let's make it a thing in DC.
My taco truck lady was all like "¿Que? ¿Tu es loca? ¿Dónde está tu cuidador?
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META: When I see article tweets, I click the account, count the top 20 posts, if all of them are article posts, I click mute.
You now feel compelled to create extension methods for all of these for String. https://x.com/lyzidiamond/status/874423709867491328
Train-haters hate Pence for it-but he's funded trains https://www.cato.org/publications/commentary/mike-pence-ran-rails-bailing-out-amtrak-line Dunno bout everything but my AGR points would be safer w/Pence
I think what Cato really means, is people want Limos and everything else is a failure.
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Because it is too beautiful https://x.com/mistersql/status/874367365164802049/photo/1
"If in the first act you have hung a pistol on the wall, then in the following one it should be fired." https://x.com/RandyRenstrom/status/873951733508173824
What are you all doing to programmatically detect bots on Twitter? (I mean, if you had to write it from scratch)
Everybody take a shot when the testifier takes one. https://x.com/maloonds/status/874287729554665472
Metaprogramming is Calvinball for programming. http://calvinandhobbes.wikia.com/wiki/Calvinball
Time to rally for trains & stop Trump & his budget from shutting down most of Amtrak: https://townswithouttrains.com/ I don't see a DC loc yet tho
Would you rather...
Also think if we'd be better off with the senator that will replace this one. https://x.com/mistersql/status/872863433460510722
If some u are with has as stroke:u have to diagnose-speech probs? balance probs? face prob? can't raise arms? u got 4.5 hrs to get to hosp
This the birthday greeting my older son sent me: https://x.com/mistersql/status/872560820307230720
from datetime import datetime as d
print('Happy belated {}th birthday!'.format(int((d.utcnow()-d.strptime('05Jun1973','%d%b%Y')).days/365)))
Journalists on TV showing admirable restrain in not take the opportunity to sing 🎵 Let it go! Let the investigation go! 🎵 #frozen
Office slippers
"Gee our staff just couldn't get their job done if they couldn't see an advertisement on every page on the web" https://x.com/mistersql/status/872451684227837953
Why don't all employers block ads on all their employee's browsers? The threat of 1 malware infection outweighs all benefit of ads to corp
I'd like to order a pizza, a pie, a deep dish, a slice https://x.com/mistersql/status/872174235036372993/photo/1
Math wonks? How many successive, disjoint samples do you need before the average of averages converges on the true average?
Terror is pulling a fountain pen out of your backpack and the cap was off.