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Amtraking today. Scanning the crowd for Biden.

Could you save more orphan-life-years if you took the oldest first (they take direction) or youngest (most years of remaining life)? https://x.com/fish2000/status/871132138460123136

Things Alexa can't do:

"Alexa, play Mandopop, but not the sappy ballad stuff."

"Ok, playing only sappy ballad stuff on Spotify"

Going to NYC for business, pick the souvenir you'd like

META: likes are turning into mandatory retweets. I don't like that.

if d(sides) is dice w/so many sides, solve:

est time to work ticket = y + Sum[xi d(si)] for all y, x and s

What dice do we roll for Jira?

I'm going to try the pomodoro productivity methodology for the next ten minutes.

/etc/rc.local is autoexec.bat
Adapting an init.d skeleton feels like overkill now.

"Fly the flag at .87 flag, it's bad but not that bad."
"Yes sir!" https://x.com/wootnik765/status/870316390779105280

You are in a twisty call stack with functions all named alike

AFAIK no function captures "a string is a representation of a int, float, etc" other than trying to cast that string to an int, float, etc https://x.com/mistersql/status/868152614835417089

Write a function to replace each letter in a string with a letter typed directly above, below, to the left or right of that letter.

META: How do I keep the tweets of people I don't follow out of my time line? (Mostly likes of users I follow) I get it, u like Barry Manilow

Failing unit tests that you don't have time to fix maybe for months...

3 marks of existence: Kindle books don't sync across devices, Teams' source autoformat varies, that git command didn't do what you expected

If you whip an Ikea train around the track it derails. It is high time that Ikea funded high speed rail. Amtrak sure isn't going to.

Georgetown linguists are the coolest people in town. https://x.com/david_s_moon/status/868423209162608640

The ubuntu logo is a fidget spinner https://x.com/mistersql/status/868804660680957952/photo/1

str(float(5)).isnumeric()

// Logo Generator
function logoGenerator(name){
return name.toUpperCase()[0]
} https://x.com/FastCoDesign/status/867062275064115200

Hey @douradobot - when you say TFW in a tweet, what does that mean?

(thread_count)! problems https://x.com/coffeetocode/status/866769857265623040

Checking to see if this will improve twitter

sudo apt-get update && sudo apt-get update && time sudo apt-get dist-upgrade

IDEA: cloud printers. You click print & the document is printed in someone else's datacenter far away & some one else has to read it.

Yep-there is so much awful in the Budget for the region that Amtrak is not even a footnote-My rep thoughts echo mine https://raskin.house.gov/media/press-releases/rep-raskin-statement-president-trump-s-budget-request https://x.com/derekwillis/status/867149585684328448

Wreck the McMansion, it's probably 1000 mi from the metro anyhow. https://x.com/lachancenaomi/status/866774089226235904

Best size for a Jira ticket

(repost after fixing this survey. It was a tall ticket).

Vim is an absorbing state, so I haven't opened it yet. Maybe next time I need an excuse to buy a new laptop. https://x.com/markemer/status/867095950535294980

Sigh. The gut #Amtrak budget is back. https://www.narprail.org/news/releases/white-house-doubles-down-on-cuts-to-infrastructure-investment-slashes-amtrak-routes-and-transit-funding/

So does no mean no? https://x.com/derekwillis/status/866768171805663232

I would defer buying a house for this. https://x.com/FOX13News/status/866730174271901697

No survey love for Galaxy S5. Understandable-after 2 years w/my S5, I got the "screen-blinks-&-fails-to-turn-on" issue. https://x.com/mistersql/status/866343973140525057

I should buy a Galaxy (phone, not note) for best value given rapid depreciation:

Imaging AWS racehorses. It's just like racehorses, except it is someone else's racehorse & you can own them by the hour.

Trapped on metro. Send Avocado toast. And pillows. And a latte. Might as well dream we'll be here a while.

He would commute to the WH by Amtrak every day. The train would be renamed Amtrak 1 and be outfitted with cool military weaponry. https://x.com/CNNPolitics/status/865549354307682304

Keep artificial flowers in vase with

I think they are playing live action Mario brother's one building over. https://x.com/mistersql/status/865248301989470208/photo/1