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The 11mo old thinks Nyan Cat is the greatest thing ever.

So, we have a de facto national ID requirement, like Singapore. Rs used to hate that sort of thing. https://x.com/AdamSerwer/status/830210478697807873

You laugh but my good friend Spicer showed me this trick for storing passwords. http://ln.is/www.gq.com/story/J37Du https://x.com/mistersql/status/830047684191014913

All set up & no secrets to convey. I used to store my secrets on twitter because everyone ignored me.

Oh, keybase.io is a web based PGP client (too much copy paste) and also a native client that does crypt'd folders & IM.

I remember when thinking was enough to verify my existence. https://x.com/mistersql/status/830043192649203713

Verifying myself: I am matthewmartin on Keybase.io. CN-wciXVJeXD5WVhcGENyLXyUxV3LWRUTGvP / http://ln.is/keybase.io/matthewma/uZJsu

If you can explain what keybase.io is, you are globally, uniquely identified. There can't be more than one person who can.

Anyone want to connect with me on LinkedIn? https://www.linkedin.com/in/matthew-martin-449150/

Our Articles on the Attacks Trump Says the Media Didn’t Cover https://nyti.ms/2jZsFDf People don't know that free text search engines exist?

Sometimes I feel like I don't understand anything. Disappointing.

(literally only character I recognize is "not") https://x.com/sijietian/status/828833062712639488

Need to review these for maintainability, performance, internationalization. Will our French customers see "Aujourd'hui, je ne fais rien."? https://x.com/mattpodwysocki/status/828866037126803456

New pattern: "the mononame" Name your module, file, class, method, arguments all the same. Names are expense! Re-use them non-stop.

Is it beer:30?
Exception: can't compare offset-naive and offset-aware datetimes.
I'd say the runtime has already started.

Actually for the first time in my life, I think I could use a Bud. https://x.com/ericgarland/status/828426737994330116

I'm thinking of how to save $ on AWS-I could buy like 20 or 30 cheap computers and stack them in my office. I just need a catchy name for it

Those who don't study git history, are doomed to repeat it.

So I want start a script on boot

sysv-obsolete
upstart-obsolete in v16
systemd-OMG this is complex

What was wrong with autoexec.bat?!

more fun than editing an /etc/fstab file on a cloud machine that won't boot.

adverbJust verbImagine particleIf pronounWe modalCould adverbOnly verbUse adjectiveHungarian nounNotation adverbAll cliticThe nounTime.

Everyone has 24 or more and most libraries ignore them https://x.com/obfuscurity/status/826483180354076675

Well, I guess it is type to try out @lyft - if I'm going to live in a libertarian paradise let it be an anti-fascist one.

While we are still a rule of law country, I just made my donation to the @ACLU, join me: http://ln.is/action.aclu.org/secu/IaAdF

RescueTime says one day I logged 2 hours for every hour I worked. Happens if you have 2+ machines you access remotely.

What happens to ethos if you put a stack of them into diet coke? https://x.com/Dchinni/status/825161498913808384

If CA & TX leave, I want Bosnywash to leave too. Let the red states build their own highways.I can't see this happening tho w/o 50 countries https://x.com/gpryzby/status/825162356737056769

# bash poetry
sudo chown -R clown:clown /clowngown

This is bad news. The empire of Hatti 3500yrs ago went into decline in part 'cause the govt couldn't deal w/plague https://books.google.com/books?id=2P6ODAAAQBAJ&pg=PA56&lpg=PA56&dq=hatti+empire+plague&source=bl&ots=3mD1gIeVLN&sig=HO8bIlA4Qqc9Q-KpxPfHl9I_SpQ&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiutJ7nxOLRAhUDKCYKHR3zB2wQ6AEIGjAA#v=onepage&q=hatti%20empire%20plague&f=false https://x.com/bethlinas/status/824987010586832897

There is a plausible sounding anti-python 3 article out there, this is the rebuttal: http://ln.is/eev.ee/blog/2016/11/S3koP

def caculate_sales_tax(*args, **kwargs):
# no *you* deal with this
return (args, kwargs)

# source http://ln.is/xkcd.com/8vI9T

sh is bash's brain damaged sibling we keep around because you can't euthanize family.

If the climate change biz bothers you, have you signed up for residential Wind/Solar? Get Amtrak points too: MD: http://ln.is/com/c4XYn

Actually if IT admins and SW devs worked to the rule for SDLC, no system or website would change for the next 8 years. https://x.com/dinomite/status/824208278309785601

Looks like we all need to chip in to legal defense funds next... https://x.com/jimmybosse/status/824086214219284480

So I type:

netstat -ianl

And damn, the results sound just like my lawyer.