*Please tell me who you are.
Run
git config --global http://ln.is/user.email/H56bH "you@example.com"
(so git can't prompt read from standard in?)
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After 10 years, powershell now opens with out a long delay. All you people that thing perf doesn't matter- this was a major deterrent for me
The documentation on git's core.autocrlf is unintelligible. Are we sure it isn't just a markov-chain bot?
push to github from mac, pull to windows. Git says there are changes EVERY file. What gives? How'm I gonna teach PyCharm to not change CRLF?
TIL: the yield keyword exist to bemuse developers as they materialize all to an in-memory list. e.g.
[something_with_yield(x) for x in y]
Crazy-cat-lady-architecture. You just keep adding AWS products and python packages at the rate of several per day. Because you *have* to.
git commit -m "yesterday, so far away, don't remember what I did, yesterday"
The most important election is coming up!
The HOA elections!
Feel the rage as people project national politics onto small group dynamics!
In the future, 2016 Mac Book Pros will be family heirlooms, handed down to the lucky first born.
I've seen things you people wouldn't believe
{0}
Watched {1} near {2}
All those moments will be lost in time-like tears in rain
Time to {3}
@mistersql
("pprint used as a file exchange format",
"call stacks discarded",
"where the error was thrown",
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Next project I want to do: machine learning classifier to ID tweets in my feed that I reply to based on things I currently star or reply to.
TIL that GOTV is not Go TV, nor Game of Thrones-vision
If you highlight all your icons and press weird symbol-I on mac, you'll be closing info boxes for months.
Crappy programming books talk non stop about API's & method signatures. Better programming books talk about scope, typing, memory mgmt etc.
Wow there was a volume two!!! My 7 year old self is so excite about this. I finally get volume 2, albeit 36 years late. https://x.com/mistersql/status/792524444162023424/photo/1
I'm going to go out on a limb & say:
When the # of functions>10 & *shared* # combined args > 50, a functions only approach is a clusterf*k.
@mistersql at this point, I want a class. We're not fooling ourselves that this isn't a huge amount of shared state.
♡ 1 ↻ 0@mistersql And hiding all those args in an array or a dictionary is just dishonest. 50 args are more honest than 1 dictionary of 50 "args"
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Lint levels:
Warning
Weak Warning
Whining
Nit picking
Just messin' with you, it's fine
Instead of a $5 curse jar, a $5 new pip install jar. Per dependency that it drags in.
In the future, people who can't tell left from right will either never find love, or find too much love.
USB ports and extraneous keys are gaudy. This is what style is all about: https://x.com/mistersql/status/791701026105593856/photo/1
This new mac book pro, it's for people who don't actually ever type, right?
Some people like LAMP, WAMP or MEAN, but with AWS I can now work on the ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ stack.
The escape key will be attached by a dongle. https://x.com/drwdal/status/791577334465826817
I want LinkedIn to be reskinned to be dogs rated (see @dog_rates)
This is Pat. Writes code. Few Accidents. 12/10
They're good devs Brent
You can't escape
"Apple's new MacBook Pro has no escape key"
This design choice was motivated solely to create opportunities for this joke
⚡️ “Are these legs shiny or have they been painted?”
https://x.com/i/moments/791227950280605696
Programming texts don't discuss how to deal with the literal brain pain. I'm doing coffee, ibuprofen and a ginger cube to fix the headache.
@mistersql The rest of the time, it's preventively eating & sleeping at predictable times, not doing so triggers headaches.
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If the Mars rover tweets, what geo location will it show?
I would have said Hacker https://x.com/mattcaldwell/status/790888448978743296
META: stop the madness people. Stop connecting your twitter account to junk feeds,like what you've starred on github. It's is crap-flooding.
@mistersql Every time I have to mute a legit account with a human who some times tweets because of crap-flooding, I'm sad.
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Programming on a train has two technical challenges:
Intermittent wifi
Motion sickness
As a public service, in our time of need, I will look up IP's for you.
Here's the first one https://x.com is 199.59.150.7
@mistersql If you need a lot, please write them on a postcard and send by USPS to my office and I will get back to you.
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Wow. I knew there was something wrong. Conclusion: I spend too much time on the internet https://x.com/alisonbuki/status/789454336178913280
This pattern is named "I am altering the deal, pray I don't alter it any further."
:rtype: bool|dict[str,Any]
#python
Google searches aren't English-they are code. The debate last night had a DSL:
"Donald Trump Iraq"
Lets get this into git & add unit tests.
Oh great. Can't break out and no one has been running backups. It's going to be break fixes from here on out. https://x.com/MicroSFF/status/789017608058273793
Puppet or Chef
Stop the presses! Bigly was English in the 13th-15th century.
http://ln.is/en.wiktionary.org/wi/sRto3
Now an English lesson, new word, can you say "bigl(mumble-mumble)"
Spanish lesson! It's like Dora but swiper is teaching Spanish.