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Let the GAMES BEGIN.

I'm nervous at parties I said
Try small talk they said
Everyone just stares when I talk of benefits of stateful objects & message passing

Anyone have geese as a work benefit at their shop? https://x.com/brianboyer/status/788566009452105728

I was just in Ohio. If I'd know there was a new AWS data center, I'd... probably still not have gone to see it.

10x developers can get that up to 150 LOC https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/788042807680327682

Family re-union party. The person in charge of the wine is the "Smellier"

I suppose I could get wifi through these walls if I fired the router through them with one of those pumpkin cannons.

Visiting family talking wifi. How do you get wifi through brick walls? Is the Apple Airport merely good or dramatically better?

The intersection of political jokes and source code jokes https://x.com/peter216/status/786927891850330112

Nihilist Michelin removes all stars to DC restaurants, re-awards to Union Station Taco Bell.

#OOP What is the name of the pattern where you derive from a class and then use NOTHING of that base class?

Electoral map if only I vote. I don't think 10 electoral votes is enough, so supreme court would probably be dead locked. https://x.com/mistersql/status/786317295966490626/photo/1

In case of emergency, update dns to point to workstation.

It works on my machine.

Force quitting like a Jedi

Where do you hide your dead code?

Product management toolkit. It's like uber, but for naming products. https://x.com/mistersql/status/785891487997267968

function name(idea){return "yet another " + idea}
function describe(product_category){return "it is like uber, but for " + product_category}

Working on Columbus day. I wish it was solely to protest Columbus getting anything other than poop named after him, but got schedule reasons

People on twitter were making better jokes last debate. Next time y'all will:

Let them eat economic.

If anyone needs some economics or an economic, I have my old master's degree in economics. Lightly used.

Learning Chocolatey because I like brew & apt-get. Let's see if it lives up to it's siblings' reputations.

As a techie I want to say how sexy these curves are, but as the owner of a computer, I'm going to have be modest in my praise. https://x.com/sprakash007/status/784806968565182464

META: what's a free utility to check what the demographics are of people I *follow*

Attend vicariously #pydatadc2016 ref: https://x.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=%23pydatadc2016&src=typd

#PyDataConf DC 2016 happening right now http://pydata.org/dc2016/schedule/

If we are a simulation...we should be able to do something to create a workload that will cause the spark cluster we run on to hang.

Double take. That is not a Philological Museum. https://x.com/mikeash/status/784356518967771136

I was hoping something unexpected with @arguetron when I respectfully agreed with it. But argument bots gotta argue.

#MORPHOLOGY: is af a augmentative suffix, is it productive, because if it is, I'm thats's coolaf and I'm going to use it colloquially.

I don't get the appeal of cat photos on the internet, but here is one, they seem to be popular.
#unixdadjokes https://x.com/mistersql/status/783734591140003841/photo/1

switch/case on a "type" string in both derived & base classes? This is a job for OOP-Pattern Man!

It's going to take hours to wrap each line of this 50k line code base with try:
except:
pass
But at least it will resolved all the bugs

People on twitter are praying for people in my path today. But it's okay now, I've had my second coffee, y'all should be fine.

Shh, the architect is whiteboarding right now: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zpaZgGO_V_I https://x.com/chrisod/status/782615212872654848

found that perf problem. It's the one call to def main():

Let it throw! We never knew what it was going to throw anyway. https://x.com/mistersql/status/781865398534860800/photo/1

Should I give this MSAjax book to goodwill? Its like I'm donating a dangerous &defective product-Someone'll get hurt
https://www.amazon.com/ASP-NET-AJAX-Programmers-Reference-2-0/dp/047010998X/