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Choose ORMs because 1000 queries per page request is just fine.

META: As a metric for self improvement, I wish the Klout score removed the effects of follower count. Follower count is out of my control.

The end of this line of code is very, very happy:

)))))))

META: Twitter polls mostly just solicit agreement

This was the software developer Trump was picking on : @400_lb

Let him cyber in peace, man.

So, if both candidates have NaN votes, and NaN != NaN, do we have a tie? https://x.com/willmanduffy/status/780456673525858304

Donated.

Got AGR Amtrak points for it.

I just realized I'm unpollable. I don't answer phone numbers I don't recognize. Sorry for skewing (uh cybering) the numbers.

I wasn't expected to be called a fat ass today. As it turns out, us programmers have no problems down there.

It's supercali-bragadocious, once you hear of it, you realize the candidate is quite atrocious.

# crying tuple. no one cares about it.
(_,) = (lambda: (None,))()

META: Twitter Dashboard has easy scheduling! I wrote this at 12:06

META: Twitter Dashboard thinks that all "Matthew Martins" are a united entity. At the next #MatthewMartinConf everyone will be issued guids

I'm going to Guam for vacation. Time to ask some questions about programming on an airplane on StackOverflow. Any advice?

Hmm, Metro Center fires, I guess I won't be going home early.

IDEA: PostSecret, but for source code we wrote.

Man I'm excited about Hololens. I used to have a hard choice about which one to invest time and money into.

Rate limit is the server's way of telling you that it is time for lunch.

Describe myself in 3 fictional characters? Okay...
var me='';
$.each([-1,-2,-3],function(){
me += String.fromCharCode(Math.sqrt(this))
})

This poll is strangely biased. https://x.com/snailracingg/status/778832508922146816

At the top of lint output there should be increasing effusive motivational slogans as the file gets longer.

In the afterlife, API rate limits are like 10,000 calls per 15 minutes.

QWOP*, but for maintaining someone else's code instead of running.

* http://ln.is/www.foddy.net/Q7MAJ

Netflix movie idea: The mass murdering AWS load balancer that keeps killing all your EC2 instances on dodgy health checks.

Extreme Integration Testing https://x.com/JakeLaperruque/status/777872611959332864

Is there something in graph theory that turns all metro/train maps into hub & spoke systems w/a circle around them? https://x.com/mistersql/status/777876533411254272/photo/1

I read the docs (sort of), the implications are clear, the benefits huge! control-c, control-v, push to production. https://x.com/stillconor/status/777657817843007489

Stats challenge: construct a twitter survey that gets an unbiased 1/4 on each of the four answers.

The wise software developer writes his age on his resume as 0x28 https://x.com/dajbelshaw/status/776385429071400960

Dad, can you review my pull request? https://x.com/mistersql/status/776833209095127040/photo/1

I see Twitter API wants me to do Pomodo technique (work in 15 minute bursts) because every 15 minutes I use up my rate limit.

I just wrote:
...otherwise nose picks them up and runs them.
You'd think I was talking about elephants, but actually it's about python(s).

var 🍐 = "hello world";
console.log(🍐 );

META: likelihood to engage something like

a + b1 tweets/year + b2 likes - b3 following

after removing from tweet counts anything w/ a URL