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Make a build.sh script
#!/usr/bin/env bash
if [[ "$1" != it ]] ; then
echo 'You forgot the it switch'
else
echo 'What are you,6?'
fi
As a sci-fi fan, I want the runtime to make the computer shake, spark and smoke when it encounters infinite loops or contradictions.
For Christmas, I want the Ikea computer. It is a wooden Babbage engine, runs Ubuntu, requires 2.7 trillion wooden pegs to assemble.
New developer on the market, move fast people. https://x.com/KelleyParnell/status/774320886484602880
A break-fix every night *is* continuous deployment.
import os; os.system("shutdown now -h")
# not really restful, 'cause it can't return HTTP 410
I'm not just a product backlog groomer, I'm a product backlog stylist.
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META: comments on twitter celebs earn more engagements that I could ever earn independently
In Sweden they use Akka not just for web service messages, but also for garbage collection. https://x.com/i_am_erip/status/774207868832743424
I want buy on etsy a physical representation of python's setuptools library so I can grind it under my heel. When will conda crush pypi?
Should offsite folk interact with team members at the same rate as onsite folk?
No, those servers were actually hacked. Let's talk about one that might have been hacked. It's like no one cares https://x.com/DwaynePhillips/status/773845640912760833
I use LinkedIn to follow
#SongsThatAlsoAreHttpStatusCodes Песня 404 vid: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PeRCDH_zUnU lyrics & translation: http://lyricstranslate.com/en/%D0%BF%D0%B5%D1%81%D0%BD%D1%8F-404-song-404.html
function bolts_pegs(odin_said,lars_said){
return odin_said*lars_said*4*((new Date().getDay()+1))}
fasteners_for_toy_chest=bolts_pegs(15,23)
@mistersql Only enough space for 2 line breaks. Really got to think hard where to put them.
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Traded in my ToddlerCrusher-2000 from Ikea for toy chests & a pantry. If you have small kids & Ikea dressers, consider dong the same.
. @visa @mastercard y'all should yank the merchant accounts of website with monthly signup but no unsubscribe pages, eg most online fax co's
Internet over powerline in new appt w/DHP-601AV
Wired- 5d, 0.5up
Wired=>WifiRouter- 1.5d, 0.1up & highly unstable
Really just sad.
@mistersql The mac is pulling in a weak signal 5 or 6 down, 2 or 4 up. This is all from 3 BR away from cablemodem/source wifi-router.
♡ 1 ↻ 0@mistersql The livingroom wifi is 16d, 9up with a crappy win10 compatible wifi adapter. The mac does 54d, 9up.
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As a power user, I want to switch personas in Twitter like I can switch roles in the AWS console. Now gotta log out/in to rewrite as a dweeb
Self imposed industrial sabotage, may I present, the impossible to remove blue plastic on metal fridges. GE fridge division hates consumers
Cop said "Freeze!" so I immediately list all my pypi packages. Don't mess with cops, they'll shoot to kill for less.
In the steampunk alternative universe, someone is talking about taco rail cars on every train. WMATA, Amtrak, you listening?
I'm not seeing Taco Trucks on every corner, just 2 in Arlington. Is the map out of date? http://ln.is/foodtruckfiesta.com/pKTta
prisma filter restore hair
Is that an obvious search or do I need like a whole account for google search jokes like @rikergoogling has?
e="Where is the Ikea?",a="ÅåÄäÖö",b="AaEeOo"
for(var i=0,len=a.length;len>i;i++)
e=e.replace(new RegExp(b[i],"g"),a[i])
s=e
console.log(s)
Damn everything already been done before. I'd the same idea-writing a memorial chatbot & I'd chat at my descenents https://x.com/NoahWolfe/status/771368173094383616
Optimal SW Dev team size? (developer head count)
@mistersql Asking 'cause I read this article : https://allankelly.blogspot.com.ar/2015/10/software-has-diseconomies-of-scale-not.html
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql My usual team size my my career is 1 or 2 dev's. So the author saying that a team of 5 is small, feels odd.
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Ah, rare time I can talk politics & not offend many.
Maryland should have school year round.
The farm schedule is student & parent hostile
The interview was a series of trick questions. The interviewer was a chat bot and the correct answer is "This chatbot fails the Turing test"
Two hardest things in comp sci:
Naming things
Cache Invalidation
Counting bugs/issues
Why is this so hard? How do I get a chronological newsfeed of all the people I follow on @medium ?
If you have a dropbox account, time to change your password and change that password on any other site where you re-used that password.
@mistersql For the rest of your cracked accounts: https://haveibeenpwned.com/
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I need to post a memorial tweet in case I'm overcome by whiteboard eraser liquid fumes
Scrum meeting length
15 seconds in, Colbert using #ASL & call no attention to it. http://ln.is/www.youtube.com/CaEbh (Later)
If I just bought a condo, why do I feel like I bought the farm.
What building and what jurisdiction? There is a fire dept that wants to see this tweet. https://x.com/dmakogon/status/769662933148270594
What does my apartment and the heliopause have in common.
They are both outer space.