Interop ruby & python to make a salad. https://x.com/marygriffus/status/768957838387449857
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Alternative to SemVer: WhoMe?Ver, e.g. 0.0.48
Where we only update the last number, to suggest nothing is happening.
I've been emailing Nore Ply and they haven't gotten back to me. Crappy Scandinavian customer service.
You could compare the photos? https://x.com/vegdevops/status/768479686061989888
"Alexa. ALEXA! How can we develop a relationship if you keep trying to sell me stuff?"
"I'm sorry, I not understand what you want to order"
Log entries are 3 days in the future. Clear implication here, we have achieved time travel. This is nobel prizing winning work here.
For my convenience, my entire year is happening now. Today. It's like Amazon Now for crisis and issues.
TIL: Latex paint can go bad in the heat, rots like food. When painted on a bathroom wall, it stinks like cockroach cologne.
Any young professionals or small families here want a place to live? I just freed up a 2BR rental in my Takoma Park Building.
@mistersql I like the building so much I've moved to a larger unit in the same building. DM me for details & stuff.
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🎶We've got to move these 'frigerators, we got to move these color TVs.🎶
🎶 I like to move it move it 🎶
🎶I love the way you move🎶
Do I know this host? No ssh, you should be asking if this host knows me. Do you know who I am?
My 1st 7 passwords: xyzzy, pa$$w0rd, abc, 123, abc123, CPE1704TKS, 1111111 https://x.com/arowla/status/766463199147417600
Bash on Windows, PowerShell on Linux, Cats having parties with Dogs. We don't know the world anymore. https://x.com/fabianwilliams/status/766445077518487552
These snack and dinner delivery services are only delivering 1x a month or 2x a week. Maybe amazon will invent a 3x a day service.
OMG
Online faxing financial info has to be the worst
The service has enough info to clean out my acct
Not like these cos ever get hacked
To wire money you need a fax.
Why not velum, feather pen and mail by pony express? Why not cuneiform on clay tablets?
#MyFirstSevenNumbers
1
2
3
4
5
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7
Prediction: artificial life will have copies of jquery encoded into the DNA. Along with a JS to DNA transpiler.
I have hope of catching up with people's lifetime score on duolingo. I can't match other people's bursts of points.
1st 7 languages
English (0th)
Atari BASIC
Pascal
Russian
VB6
C#
Icelandic
Python
Wmata musing-when exiting are people like pachinko balls & pile up in the middle turnstiles? If so, save time by exiting on the sides.
Occupational hazard: Dev work on an app that processes newspaper articles. I keep wanting to read them & disappear down the rabbit hole.
Time to checkout my hotel.
Now it's in a detached HEAD state & has merge conflicts.
I'm just delete my ssh id keys & disclaim it all.
So it appears we collectively make up imaginary law regarding open source & the fed govt. Yes we can do open source
http://ln.is/18f.gsa.gov/2016/08/LGY0a
How developers get dependents
brew search love
pip search love
conda search love
The Zen of python has mostly been replaced by the Vajrayana of python package management.
Vajrayana is the spectacularly complicated one.
Computing in the park in NYC on a bench. I'm afraid to turn on pycharm 'cause it will spin up all the cpu's and set my pants on fire.
Amtraking today. It occurs to me, browsing the net on the trip from earth to mars will feel like playing chess by mail.
My 1st 10 jobs
nginx &
gedit &
lynx &
htop &
mysqld start &
git status &
rainbowstream &
xclock &
wget http://nytimes.com &
mc &
I'm gonna
git checkout you^
& then
git checkout origin/you
& then
git checkout you
& you better have health ins, cause I dunno to fix it
Git messages are ripe for Nigerian letter scams.
"Your repo is corrupt, debased & detached head.
Execute git transfer bit-coin to fix up"
#amazonecho Alexa has no social filter. Don't ask her what a Jackdaw is or what "git" is. She's ready to run for office.
#!/usr/bin/env bash
# Handy script to see who else is using this machine
shutdown 0
Preferred Git workflows:
IDEA: Twitch, but for watching Visual Studio installs.
META: Is there anyway to keep those "here's more tweets you might like" out of my time line? The show up usually immediately after login
A touching story on why you'd want to add a file named -i to the / folder
https://serverfault.com/questions/337082/how-do-i-prevent-accidental-rm-rf
Dunno why I'm bringing this up.
@mistersql my machine still boots. Dunno what you were thinking.
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> ssh-add -l
The agent has no identities.
Arya Stark is now ready to join the ranks of the Faceless Men.
if-blocks, while-blocks and their test expressions in #bash are syntactic bitters
//Russian pop hit generator
w = ["Бум","дигги","бай"],s="",m=Math;
for(i=1;i<10;i++){s+=w[m.floor(m.random()*w.length)]+" ";}
console.log(s)
@mistersql ref https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHtYf7iSzio
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