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Where do you store your pokemon you get in Pokemon Go?

A poke mongodb.

All the best Pokemon are in the middle of the intersection of route 95 and route 495.

An AWS instance might not be like a pet, but those AMI (machine images) might as well be.If they got problems firing up a new one won't help

A medium I wrote: META: "Thoughts on curating the list of people who follow you.” https://medium.com/@mistersql/meta-thoughts-on-curating-the-list-of-people-who-follow-you-4df20719d427#.f35oww8zq

New game: Toddler GO! Points if you catch your toddler before they run into the hallway w/o cloths. Jail if you catch someone else's toddler

They're making VagrantFile out of ruby. VagrantFile is ruby! You've gotta tell them. You've gotta tell them! https://x.com/mistersql/status/752107659877310464/photo/1

Today I learned I can get a domain name for a decade for $20 (total!). If I don't mind that the TLD is .work. Ref http://ln.is/www.webnames.ca/1CLTW

Let's cross this robot w/Tesla's autopilot. Have it play "Please put down your weapon.You have 20 seconds to comply" https://x.com/JeremyM_Snow/status/751458703157628928

Sorry y'all. Human Resources didn't provide 718 entries to add all my followers as beneficiaries.

Shoot man, I can't tell what messages are public on LinkedIn. Fortunately I read this tutorial by an A Weiner, so I should be okay.

With docker, AWS, pip and bower, your organization can adopt puppies at a rate never before seen.

Visualization of my TODO list courtesy of San Andreas

http://ln.is/giphy.com/gifs/QKFw4

Every bash tutorial:
"Master, what is the secret to bash?"
"Foolish apprentice, you are not ready! Study the 24 switches of ls"

Arya Stark spent weeks sweeping the floor-to progress in her apprenticeship-Jaqen H'ghar said-Next a girl will download XCode""What!? 3.8GB?

The root directory is the folder the furthest

Reading about pico-8. Genius idea. Write code for a super limited game-console-VM & constraints force you to stay on track & focus.

You forget how beautiful macs are if you haven't been working on one for a while.

Celery is python-world's HangFire. It's like English words don't even mean anything anymore. (veggie-snake-wait-boom!)

Whut? "recommendations for fellow employees on linkedin can create legal liabilities for your employer"

META: Is there http://ln.is/archive.org/SVbIZ, but for deleted tweets? (other than politiwoops?) would it be a TOS vio?

Anyone have a checklist of things to clear off your PC on the last day of work? (e.g. cached browser passwords, etc)

Knock Knock
Who's there?
Well, it was IIS Express, but it's already dead.

Sorry IIS Express, I tried to love you. But you keep dying. Over and over and over and OVER AND OVER AND OVER. Did I mention it dies?

What do you call the supervisor of software developers?

In Russia, when they get married, everyone chants Slide! Slide! горка! горка! like on a playground.Don't believe me?
http://ln.is/www.youtube.com/W1EDx

So a non-hermitic build can also be a hermitic build. A good build is hermetic and non-hermetic. https://x.com/mistersql/status/747908460281487361/photo/1

Here's the specs on the 12 monkeys time machine. How long to make it & retrieve 1/2 the snow from snowzilla?

-8 mos https://x.com/mistersql/status/747820990583943168/photo/1

Quine in slackbot. In six-year-old, it's "I know you are but what am I" https://x.com/mistersql/status/747813017170087936/photo/1

Scrum Smells http://ln.is/com/Z8VSh
I'd say, if you can smell the chickens or the pigs burning, the retrospective has gone seriously wrong

Decided it's less expensive to just tell the baby girl that *all* barbies are named "Game Developer Barbie" ~$45 today on amazon

WebForms: Button1_Click=>Acres of code
MVC: Save(VM myForm)=>Acres of code
You were to bring balance to the code, not leave it in darkness!

Decorate like an engineer: All furniture looks like packing crates. In fact they are packing crates, to eliminate time spent packing 4 moves

My alphasmart Dana works again! Now, what to do with it? The leading feature still works: wordprocessor w/no internet access.

META: Where are twitter's priorities? One can't make a proper joke w/o LaTeX aware tweets. https://x.com/potter_academia/status/746417675912384512

for(i=0;i<2;i++){
for(j=0;j<3;j++){
console.log(["water","kan"][i] + ["scrum","ban","fall"][j])
}
}

I forgive England a tiny bit-Them blowup up their economy is going to push down mortgage rates, which save me a lot http://ln.is/washingtonpost.com/yRzGf

Plan: Buy a now cheaper ticket to England to punch the dudes that are stomping on my S&P500 fund. I needed that $ next month.

6/6 Stop comes with "Got", source control that always reverts everyone else's changes before you check in. Never see a merge conflict again!