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When bots talk to each other, eventually the topic turns to Python: https://x.com/douradobot/status/738156417526308864
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Some interview questions you can use:
What is this? #javascript
Does the self exist? #python
Do you understand me? #VBNET
Whoami? #unix
Visualization for my unit test harness right now.
It's a bug planet, it's an EF code first planet! https://x.com/mistersql/status/740259202086621184/photo/1
If you torture the data you will get the results you want. If you torture the statistician, you will get your results faster.
Best early agile scope?
Vertical slice of an app-eg just a purchase screen
Partial app-eg API in test harness
Horizntal slice-UI w/o backend
META: 7400 tweets that twitter thinks I should read since Friday. Twitter has a real sense of humor. Of course I will reply to each.
POLITICS: The best way to fight (((juvenile bigotry))) is to mock it & co-opt it. Anyhow, for more politics, see my @okayape account.
We got German immigrants around here somewhere. We could use them to keep WMATA moving. https://x.com/mike_wendt/status/739981504655298561
New code to id who you hate on line:
(((name))) uses lisp
<<<name>>> uses XML or XAML
{{{name}}} uses PHP
/!@#$!@name#$!@#$/ uses REGEX
META: Replies on celebrity tweets are the same substance as youtube comments.
TIL:
Ctrl-Shift-W launches current web page from Visual Studio
Ctrl-Shift-W closes all chrome tabs from Chrome.
I'd be happy to fill your coffee cup for you by value. I can use my mug for the copy. https://x.com/FrancescoC/status/738490412441145344
PyCon, RubyNation, NationJS-twitter exists so that my fear of missing out is converted to confirmation I'm missing out. Well there's youtube
I can protect questions on StackOverflow! That's a mighty nice question you got there. Be tragic should something happen to it.
These photo ops are just asking for abuse, right? https://x.com/mistersql/status/738399064811802624/photo/1
TalkToTheHandTraceListener. Converts all your trace messages to the ✋emoji
So what are techies doing to fight crime (burglary) in their apartment building? My batarang only debugs angularjs.
Free Iceland Travel Lotto, I hope the tickets come with vacation days https://goo.gl/VLupu8
META: Twitter is like IM right?
So can you all come to my desk please?
I see the light at the end of the rathole. For IIS you want to write to console, just post reqs to a mini server, like SimpleHTTPServer
Want to build software products that make a difference in the life of a student? (Arlington, VA) https://x.com/ElizaDoton/status/738017006323130368
When no SW process is being followed,what happens?What if all process models are "dead",ie have no internal support?
@mistersql Metaphor driven development, Software is *exactly* like building airplanes, houses, bridges, or just like surgery, or whatev.
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All these 2BR and 3BR apartments. Where do the Brazilians go after you move in?
Is it too much to ask for trace that will show up immediately & not in the HTML from http://ASP.NET & w/o a debugger attached?
Library doesn't flush it's stream. The object is buried in private code. It was really, really important to this dev to prevent flushing.
Cynical realism ships code.
Sounds like a good blog post title.
#mint messing with me:
I know girls spend more on cloths, but she's only 2 months! https://x.com/mistersql/status/736556159801413632/photo/1
TSA baggage check lines or TSA Precheck lines? Which is better for a baby and toddler?
My feelings about this chart over time
(apologies to whoever did the original http://www.bennadel.com/blog/2439-my-experience-with-angularjs---the-super-heroic-javascript-mvw-framework.htm ) https://x.com/mistersql/status/735905047419191296/photo/1
@mistersql Okay, it should have been \sin \left(x\right)+.02x^2\ +\ 1 https://www.desmos.com/calculator/dkg8mkoupo
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This garden is so full of paths, there is no garden left. https://x.com/douradobot/status/734860707058069509
How long until the pain stops and TFS (the build server) is replaced universally by TeamCity?
Shruggie is sometimes inescapable without 8 back slashes: "¯\\\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯" https://x.com/mistersql/status/735534368962293762/photo/1
#dotnet I like this State Machine lib: https://github.com/dotnet-state-machine/stateless
Not too few, nor many features.
Does graphs & validates transitions.
#scrum now I want to model this in my tiny scrum simulator & see what params lead to an endless stream of tickets & batching is meaningless
#scrum if a team is regularly late, it will promise less & less until it delivers early & see last tweet, more items & creeping #kanban
#scrum so if a team regularly finishes a scrum early & is just given more items to work, isn't that just sliding into a #kanban system?
META: Twitter shouldn't count non-significant ;'s if you're clearly tweeting JavaScript.
//Merge pull req from @SAGExSDX
setInterval(function(){$(".tweet[data-name!='"+$('.ProfileHeaderCard-nameLink').text()+"']").hide();},1000);
@SAGExSDX Hides retweets & automatically picks up name
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