META: Is there a Twitter tool that I can just plug in a name &it will tell me what city they're probably in? I know there was for time zones
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I think this is what our baby at home is trying to ask. https://x.com/sethrubenstein/status/734927729506848768
META: I don't actually understand the new .@ policy. Do all replies now appear in all streams? That doesn't sound good.
.@ will be replaced with HEY GUYS! HEY! HEY GUYS! HEY!
So @DevOpsPoe breaks Poe's law because it's obviously satire. The invalid sentences give it away. Real devops are only a little incoherent.
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@mistersql NB, you have to set the NAME to the name of the current profile. E.g. Matthew Martin
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Oh choices. Should I use a state machine or a big switch statement? What if I change my mind later? Going to have to draw a state machine.
@mistersql Now, should I use a FSM library or a switch statement to decide between a FSM library and a switch statement?
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FSM
Idea for free: Recruit for remote workers, but pay for a spot in one of those shared offices. I wouldn't want to actually be at home.
devops -> chatops -> emojiops
I wanted to say NOOP the cpu command is next, but NoOps is an actual jargon word, net moves too fast 4 jokes
Altassian rotates their developers through 1st & 2nd tier cust support. They trust their developers with customers: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hT80pHuHiLc
TIL from a machine learning video that the 2mo/old can't recognize me with a hat (or mom w/o glasses) because of neural network overtraining
Insight of the day: if a URL is like code (commands and params), then an optional slug is like a comment.
META: How can I view just the tweets of my followers? https://webapps.stackexchange.com/questions/93030/how-can-i-view-just-the-tweets-of-my-followers
Our 3y/old engineer calls us over and said "I made this. The key I tied it with a ribbon. It's a keychain" https://x.com/mistersql/status/734066849059606528/photo/1
Can a 2lb Toshiba power supply brick survive a fall off the back of couch?
No.
So a pause of 300ms is the same as saying, "I yield the balance of my time to my honorable interlocutor."
TIL If the latency on a phone call is >300ms there will be over-talk. https://books.google.com/books?id=GBwEAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA72&lpg=PA72&dq=latency+before+people+talk+over+each+other&source=bl&ots=boPnvuEZzR&sig=YQVvh7nxaSAIBpI0b05bMfTYch0&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjdosuixunMAhUBmx4KHY7-DgIQ6AEITjAJ#v=onepage&q=latency%20before%20people%20talk%20over%20each%20other&f=false
Twitter URL hacking: Strep https://x.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=strep&near=me&src=typd vs MRSA https://x.com/search?f=tweets&vertical=default&q=mrsa&near=me&src=typd Strep is up & going around, MRSA down locally in DC.
Stackoverflow went down briefly-so that should cause rolling outages as people report it on twitter & crush it & switch to reddit &crush it…
Some peeps don't project in their twitter persona they're in IT. What's up with that? If they do that offline, it's got economc consequences
Anyone, view source Amtraks home page, the implicit service endpoints couldn't be more obscured if they'd obfuscated https://x.com/techiesDC/status/615680165423788032
Alexa Flash Briefing: …computers can't write poetry.
Me: "Alexa! How do you feel about that?"
Alexa: "Thanks for telling me." A bit bitter
Alexa! Play Rpop!
<plays Kpop>
Alexa!This is RPop Короче,юбку покороче,я вообще без заморочек
This is KPop 내가 제일 잘 나가 How can u confuse 'em?
Everyone is resetting their LinkedIn Passwords! hacked again! Now is the time to ask people for recommendations 'cause they're there anyhow
I want to make a joke about PowerShell but there isn't enough space. Maybe on Medium
This AWS (or Azure) stuff, is going to obliterate on-premise & it should. The electricity cost of on premise alone is a crime.
So "interviewees" mine "fizzbuzz" problems & earn a place in a cyptographic ledger & are rewarded with "jobs" & it all replaceds the DOL
I solved fizzbuzz in under 12 parsecs.
I'm seriously thinking of solving a set of interview questions & putting github. But how'd I prove I did it? Digital signature is useless.
TIL- kanban's more maintenance dev (a release every 2 weeks forever or a flood of tickets forever), scrum more for discrete products.
@mistersql source: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NrHpXvDXVrw
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#agile & #algebra A burndown chart will be concave due to late data entry. This should bias the intercept(est delivery date) to the future.
The 2 month old daughter said gwo'u (cow in Indoeuropean) https://books.google.com/books?id=Nt4fAAAAQBAJ&pg=PA65&lpg=PA65&dq=gwo+indo+european&source=bl&ots=ItwV-f7SyK&sig=D0q7B08_EmqcucldG-k01kj4bYU&hl=en&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwickKKbt93MAhVIzmMKHTN0Ar0Q6AEIHzAA#v=onepage&q=gwo%20indo%20european&f=false She's such a show off.
Code Kata idea: implement something that you'd normally implement in a spreadsheet, like simulating scrum estimates, commitments, actuals
<Removes "Slack" from resume before sending to 18F>
Desirable traits in IT staff: can read a cheat sheet that prints out to 3 point text.
Desirable traits in a printer, can print A1 posters.
2/2 What is the smallest scale you can do agile at:
@mistersql SP->I meant Scrum Master. (Scrum Person?)
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1/2 imagine a org w/250 plus employees, all either unaware, unsympathetic or hostile to any form of Agile...
And the HTTP header grew & grew and it appeared before the Red Queen Firewall and she said "Off with his head!" and 422s gushed out. Yuck.
Someone could create a bot to block everyone who tweets I Was Blocked For (currently trending), since it is a rich source of the deserved.