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I like Hired, but the target of this add is the top 99% of people who are not vision impaired. I checked, no alt tag https://x.com/Hired_HQ/status/722934813036924928

DC & Boston work, or Bosniwash work as the demographers call it: https://www.ngpvan.com/careers https://x.com/rob_w/status/719607666176364544

Ruby dudes who've been writing .net (or Java) forever, how'd you break into ruby?

Imagine, the cloud, but it runs only on your workstation & is securely air-gapped to all other machines. https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/730765049174839296

#TiredAgileProblems I keep reading PBI as PHB. I keep reading lean & thinking of drug slang for cough syrup & sprite https://x.com/mistersql/status/730577802936913921/photo/1

union MorePerfect
{
North n;
South s;
};
//Should have called this highlander not union, there can only be one

Hey @douradobot do you care to comment on this? Was it you? https://x.com/jephjonez/status/730452414193537024

#LaTeX mostly exists so that developers can learn a new programming language while job hunting.

PSA: Jetbrains says it's time to update all your JetBrains IDE's. Suggested sound track: Weird Al's "Virus Alert" http://blog.jetbrains.com/blog/2016/05/11/security-update-for-intellij-based-ides-v2016-1-and-older-versions/

Practice pair programming because 8 eyes are better than 2.

I am so bummed that the Python project I worked on didn't get published on NIST's Github repo.

Oh burn! "PMP certification NOT required because we value realworld experience over demonstrated test-taking skills" https://stackoverflow.com/jobs/115566/dev-project-manager-consulting-services-microsoft

If comic sans got serifs, everyone would like it again, right?

\textbf{for life,} \textbff{forever} #LaTeX

Your twitter follows are sources of jobs, sort of, but it's really all over the place: https://x.com/search?s=follows&f=tweets&vertical=default&q=hire%20%20job&src=typd

Usually it's just a dude at the far end of the platform like a cloak of invisibility. Now it's the whole train. https://x.com/lmdragun/status/730082730021687296

Gov't contract work doesn't mean slacker-- it means incredibly volatile work loads.

In Game of Aeron Chairs, remember the scene where Stakeholder John Snow executes the Product Owner for cowardice? That was the best. #scrum

StackOverflow Careers is page after page of hilarious burns

"Won’t be impressed by the 5 years of experience you had stagnating at one job"

Can anyone provide a reference to this service? https://x.com/mistersql/status/729803692489216001/photo/1

Perfectionist: Makes no errors
Realist: High quality errors
unbiased-avg=0
robust to bad data
small variance
powerful(good w/small data)

He's a 10X developer. He took over the team and 9 developers left.

Resume time, so it's time to curate my github repo's. Spring cleaning and all.

TruCrypt: Created by a Real Criminal, So You Know It's Good.

Alright, my HTML5 resume is up, http://wakayos.com/ Next up, learning just enough LaTeX to use a template

Adapting a template for a resume: For various reasons, I’ve become way to familiar with the technologies asso... http://bit.ly/1O7kDX9

Bleh. Removing a very slow page spinner/loading curtain from a page that otherwise render instantly. Why simulate slow when you can be fast?

Interviewer: "So tell us a bit about your self"
Candidate: "1"

How to do postbuild tasks painlessly in Visual Studio: So, you’d think you’d need to write custom msbuild tar... http://bit.ly/1ZoxLrH

StackOverflow careers doesnt' get the joke when I hack the query string: jobs?searchTerm=agile&location=20912&range=12&distanceUnits=Parsecs

AS a casual hacker I WANT the API to chuckle when I make a joke SO THAT I have some confirmation it was funny.

Hire code ninjas not samurai.

The samurai team committed suicide when the build was rejected.

The ninjas assassinated the testers.

Y'all remember Source Code where everyone on the train knows each other from time spent together? That's going to be DC metro soon.

Oh my. On the positive side, I'm going to read a lot of technical books in October and November. https://x.com/maustermuhle/status/728603766816157696

Wow for $15 I can get a resume template so good that people will feel compelled to remind me "That doesn't impress us"

"Alexa! ALEXA! Weather."
"Forecast calls for sparks. Today you should wear asbestos on train to work"

🎆🎆🎆🎆 🇲🇽 Fire work display to celebrate Cinco de Mayo. 🇲🇽 🎆🎆🎆🎆 https://x.com/ArminRosen/status/728348926424842241