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This entire twitter convo enforce my belief that the customer is always right, the specs are always right up front : https://x.com/stelian/status/720913927639560194
If Equals() was universally implemented by ordinary devs like OOP language designers imagined, we wouldn't need most Unit Test libs.
@mistersql Pages of code to correctly implement Equals() even for simple cases: https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/ms173147.aspx
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"Deaf" beggar at Metro Center actually knew ASL. Still, no money. Panhandling is the wrong soln. Pocket $ can't pay rent
Value of Scrum Cert (SCM/SCD) for wanna-be product/project/PM in job search process:
@mistersql Doh, typo. I meant CSM, Certified Scrum Master, CSD, Certified Scrum Developer.
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Good day! Update your posterior probabilities about me, I'm still alive-I haven't seen 2K of you, so I'll bump up my priors on your passing
//Desperation Pattern
try{
if (o != null){
try{}catch{
try{}catch{}
}
}
else{
try{}catch{}
}
}catch{}
@mistersql please, I'll try anything! Please!
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On the otherhand, waterfall is an excuse to pretend to design, capture requirements & create other sham docs https://x.com/whyceewhite/status/721024720091656192
Tailor UI messages for the audience. Never tell a dog to mark all as read.
By the look of my feed, the sniffles are going around https://x.com/mistersql/status/725145808820142081/photo/1
Pro tip: take a fake ballot for your toddler to fill in while you're voting & they've decided to go bonkers unless they get to vote too
Achievement unlocked. Used mod operator (%) in non-contrived code.
TraceSource ned = new TraceSource("ned");
ned.TraceEvent(TraceEventType.Warning, this.GetHashCode(), "Winter is coming.");
Wow, people are excited about cheap Linux shell scripting books, packtpub is giving http503 for the linux week page: https://www.packtpub.com/packt/offers/linux-week-2016
Never tell me the odds. I can't do the division in my head & would rather hear the probabilities. C3PO don't know UX https://x.com/mistersql/status/724925695797956609/photo/1
Shoulda named the kid
Null O'neil '--drop database master
They are all going to die. 100 years after the events of Game of Thrones, every single character you know & love is dead. Oh, spoiler. Sorry
Dev interview Q: from A-Pop to J-Pop to Z-Pop, which pop is the most ambiguous with respect to country? (i.e. write code to demonstrate)
I got two minutes before I have to go. That's like enough time to read 100s of tweets.
FISMA/NIST/ISSOs/ATO wouldn't protect us from Ultron because the vulnerability (evil AI) happened before the code went to production.
Fascinating stuff: Making the FISMA experience less bad: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T1S52B1-NT4 Video by 18F folk
The internet isn't done until there is a hidden easter egg of a playable copy of DOOM in each HTTP request.
Having trouble finding me? Here is a spot light:
$("[data-user-id=14436815]").css("background-color", "yellow");
I just made the repository matthewdeanmartin/sangha on GitHub http://ift.tt/1VJAzkH
I got the tomcat app to work accidentally. I think that's descriptive enough for build docs.
That's "Software Developer Questions for Three Year Olds"
foreach(char c in new char[]{ 'a','e','i','o','u'}){var eat=c+(c=='e'?"a":"");WriteLine("I like to "+eat+"t "+c+"pples & ban"+c+"n"+c+"s");}
Here's Obama's plan to prevent future IT disasters like the http://Healthcare.gov rollout http://www.vox.com/2016/4/20/11439754/agile-programming-it-reform?utm_campaign=vox&utm_content=feedback-prompt&utm_medium=social&utm_source=feedback-prompt%3Atwitter
Successful gov't software dev't means creating pockets of hidden agile in the overall sludge of SDLC & waterfall & fear driven development
...thinking that they could have their programmers embrace agile methods while managers retained the control they enjoyed under [waterfall]
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Wow 18F is like the google of DC with-respect to creating tech careers/work environments with meaning https://jobs.lever.co/18f/40d0f4ee-be99-47be-be03-29b2095e51f6
Just finished making a fruit salad, possibly my best. I'm ready to be judged on the fruit salad of my life.
Twitter analytics' impressions is a fluffed up number.It says I got 20K,but that means: impr/tweets=people viewing/day or 1/5 of my followrs
@mistersql so if they'd just said, on a given tweet 20% of your followers (125 of 'em) were active on twitter
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Regarding that last survey, did you answer:
When people answer at random on twitter survey, expect:
//Wrote a unit test framework
var c = new CodeUnderTest();
bool p;
if(c.m()=="expectation)){
p=true;
}
Console.Write(p?".":"m failed\n");
If this (SP) doesn't say eager to work, nothing does. https://x.com/stacyDraper/status/716986357441146880
We have updated our Terms of Service. Pray we I don't alter it any further
What is the main use case for WebForms? Customer said
Drink coffee until you feel the motivation https://x.com/mistersql/status/722038682874679297/photo/1