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Pizza ordered while you are preparing taxes is tax deductible.
Comparatively instant cold brew, only 12 hours. Made fresh at Starbucks. Order in the evening, pick up in morning.
CookieClicker is the most fun you can have with setTimeout() and ++. Except after awhile, the time between optimal actions goes way up.
I'm mayor of Vegaritos on 4Sq. As usual my reign'll be brutal and mercyless. Bribe in bit coin.
Fuzzy set- sort of in DC
Live in DC- True
Live between Baltimore and Charlottesville- Sort of true
Richmond & S, Philadelphia & N- False
Is StarBuck's wine in DC served in a paper cup or a glass?
Unlike Facebook, SQL never monetized the LIKE operator.
Czech Republic will now be knows as ✔️ia
What sort of serialization format does the transporter beam use? If your life depended on it would you use
@mistersql Star Trek transporter beam
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FIPS error for using System.Security.Cryptography;
Expected reaction, upgrade to STRONG security
Actual reaction, downgrade to ROT13
@mistersql Actually I just switched to Boncy Castle. But ROT13 is funnier.
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All I want is a Amtrak train route from Union Station in DC to Hawaii. Is that too much to ask?
Who would win?
Tax time.
IDEA: TurboTax but with a jet fighter simulator interface. https://x.com/mistersql/status/719972084013776896/photo/1
Idea: Moebius monitor. Never hit enter again. https://x.com/dz/status/719935003325526016
VS2015 REVOLUTIONARY IDEA: Fast file create. Create a f'n empty .cs file without initializing templates for 5 seconds. See it in VS2022
[Flags]
enum LolFlags
{
// merge pull req from @endash_am
🇺🇸 = 1,
🇫🇷 = 2,
🇲🇽 = 4,
🇪🇸 = 8,
}
//Still needs unit tests & bld srvr
[Flags]
enum LolFlags
{
🇺🇸 = 0,
🇫🇷 = 2,
🇲🇽 = 4,
🇪🇸 = 8,
}
The urge to correct this is unbearable. https://x.com/ExpertBeginner1/status/719537249344303104
I think this R-Pop song is about HTTP Status Code 505 (version not supported). The video imagery clinches it: https://youtu.be/n3Go8ub9a1k?list=PLOvX4_1cdN0DpVquvHrUCuer1Kzf46EeY
Give me a straight answer, [ ] yes [ ] no [ ]. Mark with an X. If you mark wrong, your insurance claim will be denied. 2/3 True survey.
@mistersql The real question was : Are you covered by multiple plans? yes[ ]no[ ]. Notice the no, has boxes on both sides. If you don't,well
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Why does DNS keep dropping with TunnelBear on Windows 10? What if I just trust Google DNS,but not websites I visit? At least googl DNS works
The snow is turning into rain and back into snow 2 or 3 times in the same minute. Never seen that before. #tkpk
What will happen first:
Frame from a data journalism sci-fi movie. Actors hunched over a large futuristic device, I think it's the iPhone 75 https://x.com/mistersql/status/718793983045038080/photo/1
I had a software specification & it was perfect in every way! https://x.com/mistersql/status/718547844970496002/photo/1
Just like San Francisco's nickname Frisco, DC needs a nickname like Waton.
Idea: Word cloud that uses the universe of all word clouds as source data.
Why use private twitter:
Publicity of that side of your persona's bad for your job
You don't use FB
Your family actually is only on twitter
If you print pages 2-3, will it print the -1 page as clearly specified? Can't you all read f'n specs?
HULK BASH ON WINDOWS 10.
Why do people have private twitter? (outside of harassment) Is there a case for having 1 private 1 public acct? https://x.com/mistersql/status/718206525018370048/photo/1
@mistersql This image makes it look like I'm really riled up about this. If it was 1/4 the pixels it wouldn't look so wild
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Spec thinking will sabotage a public APIs: In spec thinking, you only write code when the customer specifies it to death. APIs are openended
@mistersql imagine an API that does 50 highly specific things specified by 1 customer vs, an API that offers doing 50 general things
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Almost got Protect Questions "That's a pretty nice Question you have there, be a pity if something happened it it" https://stackoverflow.com/help/privileges/protect-questions
Everyone! This is an obedience test. Your boss said wire me all the company's money or you'll be fired. https://x.com/tscalzott/status/718106923489435648
This is the value #region notation brings to your code:
#region Methods with bugs
#endregion
#region Methods with return values
#endregion
Geek test: Do you feel the urge to answer all these questions from @ExpertBeginner1 ? eg "Why don't they offer minification for C#?"
No power at my takoma park apartment. #pepeco this means instant coffee from tap 😦
Death Clock says I will live to see Visual Studio 2047 published. (more likely VS2046, 2047 would be in beta)
Everyone is always talking about the wether. https://x.com/DanielleAlberti/status/717741061796442113