Effort to justify a paid software dev tools: INFINITE.
Effort to justify writing same on company time: No need for approval.
@mistersql This just makes this 1 time economist wanna-be cringe at the inefficiency of it all.
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Don’t under- a three column to format
estimate the layout when a tweet.
flexibility of deciding how
Type
man ssh
It'll say
no, you ssh.
This is the value #region notion brings to your code:
#region White Space
#endregion
#region Not White Space
#endregion
Last day of paternity leave. Back to the keyboard tomorrow.
So DiscoverCard is giving me 5% back on restaurants for the next 3 months. The only rational option is to live at a restaurant for 3 mos.
vine has a really frustrating UI. I can follow lots of people but I can't see who of them has posted any vines recently.
Security IT: PATCH PATCH PATCH! Change is good!
Maintenance IT: NEVER CHANGE! ALL CHANGE IS SABOTAGE! V1 was perfect, surpased only by beta
Got my new Lamy in the mail. Or a bomb, you really can't tell with these things. (@Gouletpens is local-good co) https://x.com/mistersql/status/715996066345259009/photo/1
Blendle is micropayments for individual articles in newspapers that would otherwise be behind a paywall requiring a full subscription.
@mistersql okay, the elevator has come to the destination floor, please fund my venture. (joking, not my project)
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I'm going to tell the truth so unconvincingly you'll all think it's an April Fools Joke.
Pro tip: Consider blocktogether, if only 'cause accidentally following blacklisted accts leads to u getting blocked https://blog.randi.io/good-game-auto-blocker/
Toddler song 🎶abc, that's how this number starts…🎶 Seems a bit early to introduce hexadecimal. In case you wanna sing in decimal, abc=2748
Something fishy about this Fisher exact test. No matter the data, it says smoking, drinking, pesticides, hard drugs are good for you.
Yesterday another woman software developer was born to the Mrs in DC. She writes w/Scratch. First app Face Scratch. https://x.com/mistersql/status/712656515388170240/photo/1
@mistersql She is now working on a fart app.
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Idea: RSS data feed for labor contractions. It's getting tedious writing down all these intervals and durations.
Question- What runtime will still run in 50 years? JavaScript? Python? Writing a memorial chat bot (pretends to be the deceased).
Is there a tool to extract the websites of people I follow & turn it into an OPML file? (I.e. import all my twitter folk into an RSS reader)
Craigslist severely rate limits you if you use VPN.
GoodReads says because I'm reading "Advance PHP Programming" I should read "Essential PHP Security" Well duh! Then "Migrating from PHP"
If you are not using Web of Trust, you are asking to be ripped off. People who need it most: your kids, grandma & the like.
I keep checking the tracking code for the stork's delivery. Says the package has been the same spot for nearly 9 months.
Memory Managed by the Secret Service:Your object's been allocated to an undisclosed location.Can't confirm or deny it's on the stack or heap
I set up a secure browser:VMWare Chromixium+TunnelBear+Ad/Flashblock+Ghostery+Privacy Badger+HTTPAnywhere+WOT. Go ahead, do your worst.
TIL: Aloo means 1 small potato if you look hard enough.
Bah, try to be secure and my dns is leaking all over the place and my browser fingerprints are smudged on everything. What a mess.
I *only* follow DC area devs/techies. Twitter analytics says it works out to 75% men, this compares to StackOverflow's survey 95% men.Go DC!
Browser fingerprint looks like is as good as getting a MAC address & hard to get rid of.
Forms of ID accepted: Passport, Driver's License or Browser Fingerprint.
Seriously, how do we get rid of these fingerprints? Battery acid?
A resume should be flashy enough to make someone make a choice biased by the resume style, but not so flashy that ...
@mistersql .. the person notices their sense of reason being highjacked.
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Full-Stack Web Developer:
Does a default installation of WinServer08/w IIS have a text diff tool hidden on it? Or a default installation of Sql2008?
I'm going to have to refine this standing desk idea. Today it gave me a colossal back ache. Maybe I ought to train for this first.
AppIdea:Antidox for online writing.Replaces words w/synonyms,changes punctuation style,adds random misspellings-hides linguistic thumbprint
Java world has lousy twitter hash tags, #java is all coffee, #eclipse is all moons covering the sun.
TkPk->Ballston
1.5hrs by bike, 3.5 hrs walk, 2hrs bus, 1hr car (can't be right)
Or Silver S Marc->Union S->King Street Amtrak->Scooter ?hrs
Oh, Amtrak Springfield to Union Station.
#WMATA *Amtrak* New Carrollton to Union station probably still running. Not sure if it would be at a helpful time. King Street to Union?
My backup WMATA system. Google maps doesn't have an estimate for riding a Xooter from Takoma Park to Ballston. https://x.com/mistersql/status/709855604614045696/photo/1
#WMATA - why not run just the above ground stuff?