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App idea: Uber, but for piggy back rides across town

App idea: Ring an alarm every time the time or date is interesting, e.g. 12:34, 11:11, 3:14, 2/7/18

The toddler said he was going to go work & write C#. He then touched the TV screen like it was Minority Report & deleted 2 apps on my kindle

You take the blue pill,the story ends.You wake up in your bed&believe what you want to believe.You take the red pill,your nose stops running

#msdeploy because spending a day with a overly complex, unpredictable, broken, xml transform tool is better than hand editing an xml file

Lazy web: Recommend me a diff tool that understands insignificant white space. (i..e resilient to reformatting)

Good news pseudoephedrine stop the nose running. Bad news, I can see gravity waves warping time & space.

CLR via C# is a really good book for working devs if you can get past the first few chapters. I thought it was just going to be esoterica

XSS for the moron's run time. Follow these instructions:
1-Take out all your cash
2- Send it to me.
Goto step 1.
//Yeah, goto is inelegant

Want to help blind robots see & become productive members of society? c++ work in Silver Spring: https://stackoverflow.com/jobs/110363/engineering-lead-windows-desktop-machine-robotic-vision-technologies

Idea: error logger that hand writes a note to the developer's mother.

Open job interviews like Jame Stockdale: "Who am I? Why am I here?" just to see if the hiring manager already knows.

Script for the next StarWars movie is in pi, in ASCII & UNICODE,but not EBCDIC, math doesn't work/w failed standards https://github.com/philipl/pifs

http://Amazon.com is down! If we all visit it at the same time and hit F5 over and over and think positive thoughts...

WAR TESTING. Will your payroll application still work in Mogadishu or Kabul? :-) https://x.com/neurobashing/status/707939362202370048

Now I wish there was an app to easily see the # of who my followers are following, for say, linux, apple, MS, or other important pie charts

The people I follow have voted. Clinton 264, Sanders 186, Trump 135, Rubio 46, Cruz 24, Kasich 18. By # of who *they* follow on twitter

I'd like to order Double.NaN. I'm hungry and tired of roti.

"Visual Studio has stop responding. Would you like to report this or should I just auto tweet the usual gripes?"

This lousy Buddhist text diff tool always reports that everything has changed.

For .NET templating in a Console App

After clang comes wee-woo-wee-woo-bweep-bweep-BWAAAA-BWAA. Come on it's a joke a 3yo could appreciate. Make toddlers code again!

Estimated hours to work this ticket? Int32.MaxValue. It's finite & unlikely to lead to late deliveries.

Do you even lint? https://x.com/mistersql/status/706964541062692866/photo/1

// Shoot it in the head!
This SqlTransaction has completed; it is no longer usable.
at System.Data.SqlClient.SqlTransaction.ZombieCheck()

Got toddlers? Lice is nothing compared to ear worms like that Dora the Explorer and Diego song. Not even shampoo or tweezers removes them.

Idea: ask users to pick long passwords to maximize the chance that they write it down anyhow.

Idea: ask your users to use #, symbols, alpha & casing to maximize the number of keyboard patterns in user passwords

Idea: ask your users to replace their passwords constantly, like every few weeks or months so they will pick ones easy to guess.

Tired: devops. Wired: dev oops. Dev oops never goes out of fashion.

This is a tweet about a tweet about a new story about a tweet about a new story. We need a journo to write about it https://x.com/mpopv/status/706536859237744640

You too can accidentally check in emoji into TFS by visiting Emoji code: http://www.emojicode.org/

D'oh I'd posted some emoji into VS to see if it would render, and accidentally check it in. This broke the build: 🐇 🐼 🍇
🐇🐖 🏁 ➡️ 🚂 🍇
🍎

TFS on Friday is all like "Stay with me please! Please! Don't make me beg! Fine, I'll just tell you the build is failing"

P≠NP
As long as we're talking about chat abbreviations.
QED.

public bool HelloIsItDoneYet()
{
throw new WhatAreYouInsinuatingException();
}
// Defensive programming.

I'm liking the new http://medium.com interface. Everything is 500. It's like 💯 but 5 times better.

Reading IT resumes, I want to know, do you even futz?

Use this script to list all your previous romantic relationships stored on your computer:
dir *.exe