My toddlers will be able to take the Metro to college, woot! https://x.com/DCist/status/705126010916872192
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Can't chase it myself, but here is a Federal Tech Lead/Manager job doing Python, Ruby, GoLang, Java & NoSQL https://www.usajobs.gov/GetJob/ViewDetails/430326000
Excuse-my-French notation. Prefix the names of all variables written by the other developers to 💩_foo so you can quickly identify the type.
Is a Buildmaster a DevOps role?
Resumes style:
If you work on a Federal website, you shouldn't fear HTTPS breaking your site, you should fear breaking law by not using HTTPS
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My name is Matthew Martin and I approve of this tweet. I have no space in this tweet for anything other than my name & this self approval.
4Square- A twitter tutorial: So you follow accts on 4Square because...they show up in restaurant search results as "endorsers" of this or...
@mistersql that restaurant. So follow people who eat like you, not your friends. You'll get better results from a celebrity foody. To find..
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql them, search for restaurants you like and then find & follow people who left good/positive tips. 4Square suggests following...
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql people you follow on twitter, or FB. That's stupid. They probably don't eat like you do. AFAIK, on 4Square, the follow feature...
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql has no other purpose. The bulk of social activity is on Swarm & that appears to be for REALLIFE friends. In my case, both of 'em.
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//This code builds character.
StringBuilder b = new StringBuilder();
char a = 'c';
b.Append(a);
Bah! how do I paste an @"..." string in C# without having to hand edit all the double quotes?
The AI apocalypse is far, far away. Foursquare restaurant recommendations are so bad, they are like anti-AI.
Nice weather, took a ride on my Xooter Scooter.
Real world availability is a question of two nines or one. Do you go down a 2 week a year or only one day. 5 nines is fantasy w/o 5 $
Follow me on #duolingo https://www.duolingo.com/matthewmartin I need to contrive some competition.
Victory dance! Solved a perf problem. The problem: Crazy slow (1mb/s) network between 2 VM's. The http://ASP.NET & WCF app was fine
@mistersql And by solved, I mean, it's now someone else's problem to fix. DevOps? What's that?
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Poll: Do you have a connection with http://healthcare.gov?
//Let it go, I don't care, ssl never mattered anyway
ServicePointManager.ServerCertificateValidationCallback+=(s, c, ch, e)=>{return true;};
"x is dead" is dead. "Jump the shark" jumped the shark. "x is considered harmful" is considered harmful.
.NET 3.5 seems like a bunch of technologies that dead-ended fast. (MS-Ajax, WPF, Silverlight, CardSpace, WF), WCF is still alive? maybe?
META: A mention must be a super tweet.
#CSharp How can I turn a Task into a PageAsyncTask?https://stackoverflow.com/questions/35632308/how-can-i-turn-a-task-into-a-pageasynctask
Most to least likely to cause late nights:
Exclusive Check Out (TFS) < Multiple Check Out (TFS) < Distributed SC (Git, Mercurial)
Toronto warning. There may be a large city in Canada.
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Run!
Don't forget to add all your tweets to your CV's publications section.
All that can be said, has been. So...lorem ipsum dolor sit amet, ut in tortor, velit et id non, a sapien tortor donec placerat, odio ipsum.
From worst to best.
Page Method < WCF ScriptServices < WebAPI 1.0 < MVC any < WebAPI 2.0
That WebAPI 1.0 stuff was in many ways a step back.
The office's Dilbert comic metric just went up by 1.
SharePoint: It looks good on the resume. Employers appreciate pain tolerance.
Orchard CMS: Because polishing apples is better than polishing turds.
Movie title: "Clash of the Hash Codes"
META Everyone tweeting bare http://fb.me/xyzabc123 links, can you all stop? Its tedious. It essentially means,I want you to get off Twitter
Chrome mocks me. It says all of my most used websites are http://ASP.NET yellow pages of death & StackOverflow
Doing perf testing, looks like certain serialization techniques have a 250ms start up cost. Time spent to learn this 4 hrs. Payback in 10yrs
All you managed code folk, I endorse you for garbage collection. You may now add Garbage Collector to your resume.
HTTP 500 is the new "website under construction"
You've taken the Cyber Awareness Challenge:
@mistersql If you're a contractor, you get to take it 1x per gov't agency
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Coding by conventions, so that all the key details are hidden not in comments, not in config, but in a compiled library, e.g .net's MVC
Cthulhu is a good name for an async library.
DC has a Tram! When did this happen? I need to contrive a reason to ride it now. https://www.flickr.com/photos/dcstreetcar/8698983495/in/album-72157633381304241/