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There are two easy things in computer science: cache puns and name calling.

auto improved_you = reinterpret_cast<toad>(you);
//Really, it's only dangerous for <dragon>

This election year, who will get the Robot Club Mom vote?

META: I found a person on twitter who only follows back someone who's tweets are protected. Why & would it work?

#CSharp LazyApp<T> will code generate your application, publish it, hire your college roomates & create a kick starter on first invocation

I'm working to the spec,to the spec,no sweating,I'm working to the spec, no thinking, So if that what you're into, then go head & move along

All WCF services, at their heart want to serve up batter-dipped deep fried veggies, judging by the http://tempuri.org namespace.

My company has always been ahead of the curve. We've always served English Breakfast tea in the break room 24 hrs a day.

#WCF wonks, should I disable reliable sessions in an intranet? https://stackoverflow.com/questions/35463839/should-i-disable-wcf-reliable-sessions-for-intranet-scenarios

Would you hire a software developer with a tattoo of code on his arm?

The grad student in San Andreas had either code or math proofs tattooed on his arm. Sorry, can't find a pic of it.

I approve of the San Andreas (the movie) because statistics seismologists were the heros.

Why is it so hard to find an online Chi-Square stat calculator for cross tabs (e.g. http://blog.minitab.com/blog/understanding-statistics/using-cross-tabulation-and-chi-square-the-survey-says )

I've been cosplaying Neo all year and no one has noticed. https://x.com/mistersql/status/699356540944441344/photo/1

Do the recipe photographers get an $$ from pinterest? Can food photographers make a living anymore? Did they ever?

I'm sensing panic fatigue. Glaze & ice 100x worse than snow & no panic. Stop calm & panic on!!! Where are the memes? The 24 hr coverage?

Cache, pronounced cash. Caching, pronounced Ka-ching!

I just wrote "one would have had to have been using" in a sentence. If it's grammatically right, English is harder than people deserve.

META: Paper.li me and I will mute you.

If elected, I will bring all our Java FactoryFactoryFactories back from China.

Mary had a little ()=>{}, it's return value had no place to go.

WCF 4.5 has near full programmatic configuration of services. https://msdn.microsoft.com/en-us/library/hh205277(v=vs.110).aspx

Culturally, what has replace the twilight zone? (1959 TV show) I've entered the office version of it.

Infinitely configurable isn't power, it's a design flaw, a code smell. Write apps for real scenarios, not for the infinite possibilities.

I think WCF's root cause for my pain is that it supports 1 trillion configurations of which only a handful meaningfully work.

Getting WCF to work is a Pyrrhic victory. You can't justify the hours it took & your will to live is draining away.

Nonpartisan tweet of the day:Who is Kasich? Honestly. Internet says he's Ohio's governor. Never heard of him. Maybe needs a reality TV show.

WCF is a lightweight wrapper around a configuration exception.

Virginia DMV calculates 24 hrs as something more than 24 hrs. I want to see their code.

Need to time travel back in time to 2011 and tell my self to stop signing up for so many mailing lists. Still unsubscribing.

A Mr Nore Ply has been flooding my inbox, been deleting crap all day.

META: Autoblocker makes for some weird twitter reading- you're reading and thinking.. what a jerk & blocktogether kicks in like magic. Poof.

Credit card bills by email are the worst thing that has happened to consumer credit. It's a numbers game, you'll forget more bills by email.

#CSharp EntLib logging pulls in 2 dlls, 3 more secretly via unity. System.Diagnostics pulls in ZERO additional dlls and works better.

Joy is getting permission to kill EntLib logging instead of figuring out why Unity can't find dlls inside a unit test runner. tf destroy!

Neo-what if I told you in C# all private methods are callable with a few lines of reflection? Don't bend the private there is no private.

I'm going to have to run my "Test Clone" unit test idea past the corporate ethics board. Sort of feels like playing god.