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Other that software development, what other field has people thinking the task starts as perfection & changes only make it worse?

Is anyone anti-refactoring? 1st draft of anything is wrong. Not refactoring is declaring the first draft perfect.

I'm calling it and declaring all of you winners. Come get your trophy and go to bed.

META: Read the main twitter stream is like cosplaying a catfish and filter feeding river bottom scum.

META: I want a twitter client that supports like 50+ filters on the main stream. Mute is too much.

Look into the void (*(*f[])())() and the parentheses stare back at you. https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34548762/void-f

Thanks VS2015, all clear now:
jne RaiseException+6D8h
mov dword ptr [rsp+38h],ecx
lea rcx,[rsp+20h]
call qword ptr [__imp_RtlRaiseExc...

All the world's a simulation,
And all the men and women merely programmers,
Their method calls with exits and entrances,

META: theory-- all tweets with "you", but don't make sense as "y'all" or "one" are subtweets.

xTab - chrome extension that blocks opening new tabs after x tabs are open. So far, it is a productivity booster.

#ServiceWorldProblems your app serializes & deserializes stuff 1/2 dozen times & somewhere did a shallow copy.

// The only constant is change.
const int change = 100;
// Oops, needed one more.
const int change2 = 101;

If we're a simulation, do we exist by ref or by value? Can I be copied? If I'm deleted, do I still exist elsewhere? https://asileesims.wordpress.com/2010/11/24/the-sims-3-late-night-glitches-bugs-errors-with-solutions/

Job Requirement: Can you futz with WCF configuration sections? Please whiteboard some WCF futzing.

Now I ĉan type witĥ ĥatŝ. I could use this for variables I don't want people to use.

Thanks WCF, this is what I would have named it too: TupleOfDto6HPCpfyJ

AutoMapper.Mapper.Map(). I'm a map, I'm a map, I'M A MAP!

Google cardboard. Maybe there is a market for a discount monitor, keyboard and laptop with all cardboard casings? Who knew?

Is it just me or is is much, much easier to just have server-to-server C# code talk to WCF code than C# to WebApi? Generated proxies for 1.

META: When will twitter support LaTeX?

All this talk about 10x and 0.1x engineers. Worry about 0x engineers and ix engineers (i.e. (-1)^(1/2)x engineers)

Tuple<EarlGrey, EnglishBreakfast> tuple = tx.f(x);
ohMyThis = tuple.Item1;
isSoUgly = tuple.Item2;

I can't put my finger on why tho #CSharp

I've been at the office all day. Getting #OfficeFever

Spot the year 10K bug:
if (DateTime.Now < DateTime.MaxValue)

I was hoping that there was a JavaScript API to communicate with the afterlife, nope. Just HTML view-source:http://isabevigodadead.com/

TODO: Write pseudocode to JavaScript cross compiler.

META: To fix twitter, bury unmoderated responses. Good idea, imho. http://www.slate.com/articles/technology/bitwise/2016/01/twitter_needs_a_drastic_plan_to_save_itself_here_it_is.html?wpsrc=sh_all_dt_tw_top via @slate

Working at home, I'm learning so much about the wifi dead zones.

META: I want to be able to anonymously report really low quality tweets to the tweeter. Something like StackOverflow's close reasons.

Snow has covered the window, can't tell if it is snowing anymore.

My windows 10 box just did a huge self update. I have no idea what changed.

Fahrvergnügen man! Let's all go driving!

"Nightmarish winter found me ready." https://x.com/padavedin/status/690994371513208832

Snojira is #3 biggest storm ever! http://www.makewintergreatagain.us/ #snowzilla

I count dozens of libraries for snow in python: https://pypi.python.org/pypi?%3Aaction=search&term=snow&submit=search in bower: http://bower.io/search/?q=snow and nuget: https://www.nuget.org/packages?q=snow

Jonas Snow, you know nothing.

Shout out to the guy at Takoma Park CVS who sold me medicine for the Mrs even though the building had lost power. #snowzilla @CVS_Extra

It's getting desperate. Switching to three year old Lipton now that there is no more Earl Grey.