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Is the Takoma Park CVS open? I guess I'll find out in about an hour.

The snow outside is frightful, but my kindle fire is so delightful

META: the snow is now measured in tweets about snow per minute.

Uber, but for piggy-back rides.

Hipsters call it Snojira.

I want my fitbit to electrocute me every time I tab away from duolingo.

It is snowing, everything is closed. I'm going to study Esperanto next few days, catch me at @mateomartino

What do we do with all this bread and milk now? Make French toast?

Link for more snow. I don't know how to inject snow.js into twitter, so you have to click. http://thecodeplayer.com/walkthrough/html5-canvas-snow-effect

META: Everyone schedule at least three days of tweets in preparation for internet outage.

Shopping for indoor home thermometers. Some of these are smart enough they might become sentient. Need make a cylon detector before buying

I would just assume all of these accounts are hacked https://x.com/search?q=%22send%20me%20some%20Bitcoin%22&src=typd

Time for Fahrvergnügen! Lets all hop in our cars and go driving because we love being in our cars.

Every time the browser hears !important, its is nodding it's head at you like you're the guy that is drunk & has something important to say.

RDP to RDP to RDP. Time is moving slower now, 1 hour for every 2 hours on the outside.

Are your functions smooth operator valued? When I'm operating, yes. http://fa.its.tudelft.nl/~veraar/research/papers/Rboundedsmooth.pdf

Looks like there are 2 Esperantists that I'm following on this account, 0.08%

My code of conduct:
Never gonna give you up
Never gonna let you down
Never gonna run around and desert you
Never gonna make you cry

I will be cosplaying Snowpiercer on Amtrak on Friday. Need make some black agar agar bars.

The moderation options for google groups are all too little or too much.I'm hoping google shuts it down-solves my moderation problems!

Two or three feet of snow... and I need to travel next weekend. Looks like I'm going to have to go early.

Programming is the new basic literacy...since the 70's https://x.com/KpDooty/status/689080383594442756

любые русские здесь? Следуйте за мной на моем русскоязычном Твиттере: @mmartin_ru

Coding bread crumb widgets is making me hungry.

JavaScript: To answer the koan, "What is this?", first some tea: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WTJOFSLRuuk

Did you hear about the politician who wrote a JS async library? It made Promises it couldn't keep.

If your website loads assets from a variety of domains, privacy badger & other privacy blockers are going to mess with you.

Applies to team leads & middle mgrs as well. Don't want to rely solely on recruiters. #dctech https://x.com/rdempsey/status/687678187329949697

500 more rep points on SO and I can protect questions. Would I abuse that to protect my own easy JS questions that the mob wants to close?

Odds of winning; 1/∞. The 8 had too much to drink.

Each one of you won powerball in a parallel universe. But you didn't have the luck to be that you.

If I win the lottery, I'm switching to dijon ketchup.

Anyone want to loan me money? I got this lotto ticket for collateral.

Bought 2 tickets. They're different so at least one is a waste of money. The other is a winner. Gotta be.

Time to go win the lotto.If win, this twitter acct will be inactive. Aw, who am I kidding, I'll be here tomorrow even if I win.

Magic on Pluralsight-- more courses than I expected https://www.pluralsight.com/search?q=magic&categories=all

There is a new developer on the team, his name is Earl. Earl Grey. He will be expecting everyone to type and talk 2x faster now.

Happening in Arlington, VA https://x.com/wynv/status/687265092082077696