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What is the correct way to validate a password? Run in through a cracker for 60 minutes. Regex is just security theater.
@mistersql or a hacked password database for 10 milliseconds. Either way.
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After I get carpal tunnel, mostly, I want to know how to find Luke's doctor. https://x.com/VeryLonelyLuke/status/683029761690615808
matthewmartin commented on "E. coli? The Chipotle cult scoffs: ‘We’re totally willing to throw up a little.’" https://www.washingtonpost.com/lifestyle/style/e-coli-the-chipotle-cult-scoffs-were-totally-willing-to-throw-up-a-little/2016/01/12/8f535e8c-b87e-11e5-99f3-184bc379b12d_story.html?commentID=washingtonpost.com/ECHO/item/5dda5fe0-f44c-4370-b626-eb9eaae1f7c1
@mistersql I will evolve resistance to e coli before I ever go to McDonalds.
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Cascading style sheets, so named for how all the divs and spans collapse like waterfall at the bottom of the page when I change anything.
META: paper.li is a cancer on Twitter. (All those "The X daily is out!") Do the web a solid & disable it from your account.
Dealing with optimistic concurrency error by agreeing with the runtime-- the world sucks, data sucks, it's not getting better.
On second thought, instead of writing a tech book, I should write a bookie API.
Spending on lottery tickets exceeds the amount of money spent on sports tickets, books, video games, movies and music, combined.
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If elected president, I will make these unit tests green again.
META: What are you guys using to hide images on Twitter? The non-twitter specific one I use doesn't reclaim space or continually block
If I have adblocker, then tracker cookies are helping pick ads to show me, but I won't see those ads anyhow. Where is the value-add here?
Beeminder graphs get screwed up if you enter a point whose delta is ~3 standard deviations over the norm.
AMA: Zon?
For good UI-choose icons like tools like magnifying glass, bullnose plane, bastard files,lenker rods & mortar hawk. All users are carpenters
@mistersql To export text, click on the lenker rod icon. To search, click the bullnose plane. To copy, click the mortar hawk.
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Okay signed up for block together & block bot. That seems to be the state of the art for improving content quality.
TIL: Bla means Irish bread buns. Blah blah blah. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Blaa
Idle curiosity, what is the Regex that identifies all *real* Droid names? https://x.com/flyscifiguy/status/685550513228787712
Visual Studio Clippy: "It looks like you are using #Region in place of a class or a method, would you like me to help you with your résumé?"
🐼 🐼🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 Don't think of pandas. 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼 🐼
Skeptical about the undecidability of the halting problem? Give me some coffee & you'll doubt I'll ever halt talking.
Why did the {0} cross the road? To {1} the other {2}. Evaluate for all triplets in English for hilarity. Sometimes.
In {0}, half of {1} is wasted, but no one know which half.
IDEA: Error log that writes all unique exceptions to StackOverflow in the form of a question.
I know everything about Dunning-Kruger.
I just flew in from Vegas and boy are my arms tired from holding on to the drone.
Benefits of coffee: Drinking coffee prevents suicide. Providing coffee prevents murder.
TimeSnapper wasn't capturing my time in devenv.exe because that runs as admin. Made the end of the day reports grim http://www.timesnapper.com/
@mistersql Had to run timesnapper as admin as well.
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The air conditioner is really straining to keep the office cold enough today.
Fiddlering while this code base burns.
Anyone here code in the binary language of moisture vaporators? https://x.com/rossk/status/684719425371680769
I got 508 followers, so I am now 508 compliant.
So I hear AddThis will soon require a per web client CPU license, but you can get volume discounts for named user.
@mistersql And to use AddThis, you'll need to spend a few weeks with a TNSNAMES.ORA file.
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Something about tacos. https://x.com/stevenkword/status/684445717520199680
I was skeptical about this all life is misery stuff, but then I had to work with TFS2010 build templates http://blog.gfader.com/2011/06/running-nunit-tests-in-tfs-2010.html
The number #1 source of #TFS2010 documentation is http://archive.org.
META: People are already breaking the 140 char limit by *routinely* posting truncated tweets with links & that is worse than a larger tweet.
@mistersql and pictures
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META: I hereby endorse you all for twitter. Feel free to add that to your resume.
Visual Studio doesn't want to do anything with you now. It's busy. Washing its hair.
Visual Studio said "Unknown Hard Error" and closed itself. Quits when the going gets tough.