META: I have 9 active twitter accts-Either I've a twitter prob or twitter has a problem mapping real world personas https://medium.com/@mistersql/here-is-how-many-twitter-accounts-i-need-to-use-twitter-effectively-7d5ae8303b85#.r7i71hui5
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Enders IDE--In the moment the IDE truly understand it's enemy (you) & understand enough to defeat you, in that very moment it also loves you
Why didn't anyone show me 10 years ago that you can aggressively unload projects in #VisualStudio for faster build time?
If you haven't already, watch Jurassic World. It has better dinosaurs than Force Awakens.
Forget new years resolutions, use #beeminder https://www.beeminder.com/ It is commitment device & this one time economist endorses it.
Happy Birthday from all the organizations that don't know your birthday and rounded to 1/1
It's new years in Guam, so the Mrs (a Chamorro gal) is allowed to start celebrating, but I have to wait til tonight.
All across the nation today apps are failing. If it is as tragic as 2000, airplanes will fall out of the sky & ATMs will dispense free money
I was wearing dockers before the sysadmins started being all docker this and docker that.
As the new mayor of Which Which sandwich shop I shall be a strong, but cruel leader & destroy my political enemies who do not kneel.
If you can avoid the sarlacc pit of failure, JavaScript is a wonderful language-but the entrypoint for learning &using is 500ft over the pit
What IDE that is *not* a word processor, works best for writing formatted English? (Something like Scrivener or a really good .MD editor)
🎵🎵🎵Let it throw! Let it throw! I won't try{}catch(Exception){} anymore...try-catch never fixed bugs anyway🎵 🎵🎵
No one lets me write language specs because I would reserve every stupid variable name, starting with everything called Custom__ or My__
META: I'm going to solve the problem of small twitter boxes by only tweeting half a thought. It makes everything seem so much
The chat bots are passing the Turing test today. Time to panic and smash all the machines in the house?
My feed says some robot needs a new head motor. I have no idea.
I tweet "Objective-C" & now I got suicide prevention accounts following me. Don't worry dudes, I'm normally writing C# & Python.
Setting up fitbit HR. I want credit for all the steps it takes to set it up.
Is Objective-C pronounced "Objective minus C"?
You know the thing about "no free lunch"-- if you know JS, it's a lie.
Job benefits: "Daily free catered lunch" https://x.com/whammes/status/680463720091377664
So go to https://isitchristmas.com/ and F12 and then try out all the hidden commands. It's whole chat room in F12 tools.
On my professional Twitter account I self censor & don't tweet about:
Aha! I bet MI6 reserved all the HTTP status codes in the 0 to 99 range, e.g. 007
Is this css selector fragile?
.b .c .d > .e > .f > ul > li.g a.h
I'm asking for a newly found enemy.
I wrote "11 Low quality tweets", your life will never be the same after you read #6: https://medium.com/@mistersql/low-quality-twitter-content-please-stop-it-66e1958207a0#.g1t2ugfd7
Okay, I wrote a order-of-operations parser. What is the next easiest, but more powerful parser? Recursive descent parser? I'm clueless here
Can't find a programming language that uses "but" as a reserved or keyword. Would be handy for "but y" jokes.
The #TFS build server won't say what is wrong, it's just sitting in the server crying, saying "I hate you!"
TFS says my build didn't fail, but didn't live up to it's potential and in general is a disappointment.
How to watch TFA: Avoid spoilers. Watch the movie. Miss the backstory & subtle plot points. Go read the spoilers. Rewatch the movie.
Do you add your .cer files to source control? (i.e. private source control, not github)
Ended my #KindleUnlimited subscription. I don't need to filter through 1 million self published scraps of crap. That what RSS is for.
People are reporting that the Star Wars bread is green. I saw it as blue-grey. Does it switch back and forth?
@mistersql oh, fermentation warning. Not really spoiled, looks edible.
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The "Advanced" tab on System Properties is so self important. It's like it's got a insecurity problem.
Every time you run gacutil /i -- god kills a billion of your brain cells.
GAC is the Washington State-MS Campus Klingon dialect for Gagh. It is the most disgusting place to put .NET DLLs. So just stop it.
META: Twitter game, see how much info people leak on twitter: gender, political orientation, dietary preferences, religion, job.
@mistersql Now decide how much of that you think is pushy why you think it's pushy while other leakage is not.
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META: I need to stop trying to shove a complete thought into a reply. Not finding space for nuance risks losing civility.
Google yourself. You know it to be true.