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Been reviewing loading spinner widgets. It is taking for ever, none of them ever finish loading.
We code! It's red! We code again!
META: What is the messages feature for? TrueTwit & robo-thanks-for-follow? I wish there was just a builtin capcha & "thanks-icon" instead.
AIGH! Looks beautiful on screen, and printed, HTML looks HUGE! Screen- keep-together not a problem, printed all the browsers different! :(
I'm top 10% for C# on StackOverflow. It does mean that tho, it means I joined the site before all the C# questions had already been written
@mistersql When my college educated son tried to rep grind, stuff is getting closed left & right for being duplicate
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql I haven't been able to ask/answer a single python or javascript question for the same reason (they've all already been asked!)
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5 stages of regex:
1) @$#!+@$!
2) @#$#!+^!
3) $#!+@#$!
4) *$#$#!+!
5) /^[a-z0-9_-]{3,16}$/
Let's flip a coin:
new Random(DateTime.Now.Millisecond).NextDouble()<.50
I want syntax highlighting in twitter.
//Apocalyptic C#
public DateTime? EndTimeAsDate()
{
return MonthAndYearAsDate(EndMonth, EndYear);
}
What is the identity operator for the javascript object?
i.e. ""+ y==y for strings, 0+x==x for numbers, etc.
something something {} == {}
@mistersql this works in node
function i(v){return v}
var x={foo:"barr"}
x===i(x)
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I want to finish this stupid app out of spite & hate now-Yes, yes, let the hate flow through me!The users'll suffer & turn to the dark side!
You use FxCop? 50% of your compile time is FxCop. Create a new 3rd sln config, Release, Debug, Analysis & only enable FxCop for that one.
Something is seriously wrong with #MSBuild and #TypeScript. Are teams at MS getting rusty with MSBuild & pushing that on Devs?
Why does #TypeScript seem to ignore module type & other config? Because TypeScript.Default.props needs to be commented out.
Okay, why does the JavaScript Language Service/TypeScript compiler go quiet? Because the msbuild property group has to be at the bottom
I'm learning that the TypeScript Language service is poorly behaved and poorly defined compared to the tsd.exe.
I ask me, when can I put a language on my resume? When I can write & run unit tests in that language. ATM, I flunk that for JS. ;-(
What is JavaScript's spirit animal?
Violent Emo Programmer's Action Movie Tag Line "When St. Thomas Quine executes himself, he gets himself."
How do I virtualize IIS, .NET and MSSQL w/o VM & w/o any $$$? I want docker style containers on my dev workstation.
Anyone with a philosophy degree here? Is it ethical to implement IClonable?
META: Hardest thing on twitter is deciding who to mute. Early data says:people with 10-40 thousand tweets &~3x more followers than following
@mistersql It is a lot of work to read their writing without any hope of interaction.
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Want to know how to escape New York City? I'll tell you how to escape New York City: New%20York%20City
Can you reverse engineer? Why yes, reenigne. No, can you reverse engineer it? Why yes, ti.
SonaType's Nexus. What a cool idea, an central abstraction over this explosion of repo managers (npm, nuget, etc) https://x.com/sonatype/status/674294263975305216
I'd eat at a Chipotle before I'd at McDonalds or Burger King. The risk of dying from hipster shame and embarrassment fills me with dread.
For VS productivity, just memorize these 1,434 keyboard shortcuts: http://visualstudioshortcuts.com/2015/
Job for a Linux Admin/DevOps-- Worth reading for the benefit list, I'm envious. https://x.com/jdowdle/status/674575283157078017
Dear @Foursquare, I don’t want something. I want somewhere. http://iwantsomewhere.com/2164
@foursquare I've been to Sticky Fingers, have high hopes for Glory Donuts. I'm not sure if I'm rich enough for Little Beet.
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It's a monster. It has the head of a hippogryph and the body of a harpy.
If you run Windows Updates, you might break an app & have to update code. If you don't run updates, you might lose your job & be in the news
@mistersql You know, having to do a maintenance release is really scary, maybe you ought to just resign and stay home.
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Cool JavaScript job in #alexandria VA https://x.com/AdrianRusso82/status/674007212747018240
Dear @Foursquare, I don’t want something. I want somewhere. http://iwantsomewhere.com/814
@foursquare For anyone reading this in my newsfeed, it is a contest
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if(true){}else{} UNREACHABLE CODE! Okay Resharper, fine. if(DateTime.Now < DateTime.MaxValue) Resharper says,"Well, I guess it could happen"
Which REPL is as powerful as cmd.exe or Powershell: python, ruby, or nodejs?
#typescript people know how to convert a var foo = new SomeThing() from ordinary JS to TypeScript w/o classes? https://stackoverflow.com/questions/34098999/how-to-convert-new-somefunction-syntax-to-typescript
In JavaScript functions are 1st class citizens-They vote,make unlimited campaign contributions-but cant marry functions w/the same structure
I just made the repository matthewdeanmartin/loglevel on GitHub http://ift.tt/1QYZpuu
Json is a wimpy format name. Let's call the next one UItron.