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Log-by-level. E.g. info, warn, verbose, error.
Log-by-module/theme. E.g. MyCla... http://bit.ly/1XMr0hF
Ok, 38+ JS logging libraries to consider. You can't even tell what is a front runner: http://tech.wakayos.com/?p=819
Need to write some log entries, trace.
.NET: Use System.Diagnostics. It's good enough.
JavaScript: Spend YEARS comparing 30+ libraries.
No one loves to hear about your logging. https://x.com/mistersql/status/672489468193021952/photo/1
Medium Experts: How do I just view the "newsfeed" of all the stuff written by people I follow?
@mistersql And how do I reimport my users from Twitter?
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#TypeScript compiles to humanly readable code. If it didn't, I'd probably have given up on it.
@mistersql Imagine if all languages compiled to humanly readable code all the way down to assembler.
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Finally got requirejs working and my god, it's full of stars.
META: How do people on twitter feel about twitter conversations with people you don't reciprocally follow?
VS2015 Update 1. It will be wonderful if I can get it to open. Hangs scanning for MEF components.
TypeScript does "type erasure" this gave the WebForms team an idea, "WebFormsScript" it erases all the JS files from your hard drive.
The microwave oven is a magic device that heats bowls to the flash temp of flesh while leaving the contents icy cold.
PyDC 2015 might turn into @_PyDC 2016, I'm watching the repo: https://github.com/DCPython/pydc-planning
I'll be donating 99% of my wealth too over my lifetime, too... to Amazon, for the charitable support of my household and Jeff Bezos.
@mistersql That is how charity works, right?
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I know, let's make a layout engine as complex as LaTeX, but will all the codes invisible. We'll call it MS Word. Significant invisible code.
This petition should target the apple store, not the developers. https://www.change.org/p/stop-bullying-and-harassment-on-yik-yak?recruiter=44090189&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive&rp_sharecordion_checklist=control via @Change
@mistersql Libertarians only understand business closure. They accept influence from no one.
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More Visual Studio suggestions "Based on your project, we suggest you need a career change" (The package suggestion is real tho)
2 of 2 interesting Twitter API apps I've found recently appear to be 90% broken. http://www.tweetpaths.com/ & http://twiangulate.com/
@mistersql I blame Twitter. They act like the API's have been so throttled and crippled that you can create a working app anymore.
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Professionalism in source code. @$@# that. Who wants to take away my foo & bar? & falsies in JS? Or this site: https://mothereff.in/js-variables
I want to hate requirejs, but then I take a deep breath and remember <Asp:ScriptManager/>
Do you know who would love the Amazon Dash buttons? My toddler.
Current status, looking for Cyber Monday deals on Bamba. http://www.amazon.com/Osem-Bamba-Snack-Peanut-Ounce/dp/B00HQDVFFI/ref=pd_sim_325_7?ie=UTF8&dpID=51E0X90GqBL&dpSrc=sims&preST=_AC_UL160_SR81%2C160_&refRID=19WZGRXBFTZJ7ZR03S0N
@mistersql Two 1,000 oz bags! Now we are talking: "Osem Hazelnut Cream, Bamba, 2.1000-ounces (Pack of18)" http://www.amazon.com/Osem-Hazelnut-Cream-Bamba-2-1000-ounces/dp/B002YR79UQ/ref=pd_bxgy_325_img_2?ie=UTF8&refRID=1Z5KQ2ZEA2SV49MKV7AY
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I've run bower install for all the packages at bower.io and the chicks still don't dig me. https://x.com/mistersql/status/671430994768093184/photo/1
If you think that not running updates is prudent because patches break code, think of complacency as "installing vulnerabilities"
Raspberry pies have got to be like, really, really cheap today.
@mistersql D'oh! I Spell like Dan Quayle. Pi.
♡ 1 ↻ 0@mistersql A Raspberry pie is like $60, that like 10 jars of jam in a pie shell.
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The 2 y/old is calling in the Federal Railroad Safety Board to find out what is up with all of these derailments on the Ikea trains.
Kindles are like crack pipes. If mine ever breaks, a rep from Amazon is going to appear at my doorstep with a free one.
bower install dinnerjs
gulp dinner.js
uglify pie.js
guzzle wine.js
grunt somethingAboutPolitics.js
REM ugly pie is a thing.
Should we copy edit source code before pub? (edit it to death for fear of appearing unprofessional?)
I can't find an open petition to sign to have the Treasury kill the penny.
U Don't Know JS says: Type coercion is the solution, not the problem. Also, smallpox is health, up is down, Disco is alive, xml is laconic
@mistersql Oh, DISCO is alive if you call up to .NET 4.0 support alive: https://msdn.microsoft.com/library/cy2a3ybs(v=vs.100).aspx
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Animal Rights Activists Demand release of Jeb Bush from cruel presidential campaign. https://www.change.org/p/jeb-2016-inc-right-to-rise-usa-demand-release-of-jeb-bush-from-cruel-presidential-campaign?recruiter=62747023&utm_source=share_petition&utm_medium=twitter&utm_campaign=share_twitter_responsive via @Change
@Change This is no way to treat a noble silver top great ape. Retire him to a suitable zoo or wildlife sanctuary.
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Character hacking, you get four o's for free.
I can write a chat bot that fails the Turning test in 1 line!
console.log("I am a robot");
Leveled up, got #Alexa to play Kpop. Can't get her to play Chinese Pop. What are the magic words?
System.IO.File.ReadAllTheBytes(file); https://x.com/mistersql/status/668900307984900096/photo/1
You want to make money fast? Stop giving it food to eat.
Bread>Crumbs>Tip>Shows>The>Smallest>Element
Bread>Crumb. Should the tip show current page? last page? Randomly selected point in history? Cat Photos? What-ever-the-spec-said?
C# folk were missing the inexplicable coercion of 1 type to another JS hipster have, so nuget adds bindingRedirect & now we are just as hip
@mistersql Can't find that dll? It's right there? Who the @#$%#@$% added a bindingRedirect? Not me!! Ah, thanks nuget.
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