Does everyone in this conversation pass the Turing test: https://x.com/mistersql/status/663867694370955264 Should I be worried about me actually being a chat bot?
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In protest of Starbucks war on the Flying Spaghetti Monster (where is the cup of noodles!?) I'm going to go to Noodles & Company for lunch.
Follow @NPRChicken There should be an obvious joke here. I'm not going to say it and it will drive you mad.
Quick! I need the antidote! I read some of the comments on youtube. What is it about vids or youtube that draws out the worst in people?
Pluralsight and sit still.
CSS component style- This would address a big pain point on my current project: http://www.stubbornella.org/content/2014/04/09/style-guide-driven-development/ 45min presentation
Everytime @coffee_dad tweets take a drink. Of coffee.
You heard of Poisson and Normal. But today I invented the exgluteal maximal distribution.
I won't name names, but that sample Resume on USAJobs, it isn't a suggestion to copy the experience text verbatim. https://help.usajobs.gov/index.php/Sample_Resume
Ever notice that there were more robots than computers in Star Wars.
Takoma Park, MD: Anyone want to live in the same blg as me? My neighbor has an apt for rent: https://washingtondc.craigslist.org/mld/apa/5302938190.html
Prank- name the baby Matthew Martin VII, so he'll be befuddled every time he has to fill in an online form.
Rashomon-Kurosawa's movie about software analysis. Something awful has happened to the code base. People read the same analysis document...
@mistersql and tell four different stories about what that same specification and analysis document meant.
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql A movie so mindbending, so horrifying, you will never read specs the same again.
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Upfront design save debugging time later. Think how many bugs you could prevent being discoverd in 10^10000 years of analysis.
Padme theory is the most compelling theory yet. Maybe Abrams can add a scene to the prequel where Padme admits it? https://x.com/petridishes/status/662009803393392641
As a hungry office drone I want to eat a food bar so that I can avoid starvation. 6 months to spec and get to production.
Epidemiology! search Strep, limit to "near me" & see that we got lots of tweets about it in last few days, before that nothing since summer
@mistersql I assume twitter means, like "near me" as in, the surrounding 20 ft radius.
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The number of part time/part-of-the-job-but-not-the-whole-job artists in DC is staggering.
@mistersql Observation from reading the bios of people on twitter who tweet about Jquery (i.e are web devs), but work in design, video, etc.
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Millennials are saying "moar" now, but my toddler says "moah," so in 20 years get ready to hear moah about it.(or is it lolcats who say it?)
I'm verifying myself: I am mistersql on Twitter, but nobody on Keybase.io. Validate my existence by giving me lots of ❤'s
OMG I took the red pill (hit F12 while browsing) Everyone is shipping federal websites with JS broken! SDLC isn't saving us!
The ❤ is an upside down butt. That image is now stuck in your mind for the rest of your time on twitter, you're welcome.
Survey of 4 gov't websites finds a 3 with JS errors reported in the console after clicking 2 pages. Where to file pull request?
Source control that supports single file checkout (exclusive locks) is a form of industrial sabotage.
Uninsured deposits, routine spectacular online theft, limited places to spend, huge waves of inflation & deflation- sign me up for bitcoin!
@mistersql I will carry 10 ton Yap stone coins before I ever use a bit coin.
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I could fix the Fed with Jquery and e.preventDefault();
Schrödinger's foresaw the importance of cat memes in science and technology.
What is a wolf's favorite Indian curry? Aloooo!
So convenient to just reuse other peoples Visual Studio gripe instead of screen-shotting my own. https://x.com/CedricCrickx/status/654338544882876416
Which one brings joy to your heart?
@mistersql 40 people have seen this and no responses. Is my intuition about what causes joy so off?
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So I was the last to know that there is a Javascript conference- NationJS -next door to where I live: http://nationjs.com/
Idea: Jira for anyone to file a bug regarding a gov't website. Like UserVoice, but maybe with a filter on security flaws.
@mistersql Maybe this would help shift the balance in the gov't fear of fixing things vs the fear of not fixing things.
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In Russia they sing about knockout.js
"Но все же хватит, довольно
Мне уже не больно
Хватит, довольно
Обещает вечный рай"
@mistersql "Stop it, enough, I'm already in pain, stop it, enough, it's always promising JavaScript paradise"
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window.onerror=function(){console.log("This is fine\nI'm ok w/the events that are unfolding currently\nThats ok,things are going to be ok")}
@mistersql There a 140 character error handling library.
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George Boole is my hero because he kept doing academic research even though he couldn't say in college forever.
How do I do an IHttpHandler with OwinMiddleware? Caught a code Kata for Katana: https://stackoverflow.com/questions/33484558/how-do-i-do-an-ihttphandler-with-owinmiddleware
HATEOAS will be renamed LOVEYOAS. The only time LOVE replaced HATE and things got worse.
Devs! HTTPS is coming! You don't believe it because there isn't a Jira ticket for it, but here: https://https.cio.gov/
@mistersql Forms posting to Http: will break.
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♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql All those untrusted certs with other HTTPS defects will break.
♡ 0 ↻ 0@mistersql All that mixed content with explicit http: references instead of // will break.
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Inspired by the debate about the CNBC Republican debate, I will only ask at interviews, "Is it true you are a perfect software developer?"
@mistersql "People say the most positive things about you. Do you ever feel they have come short in describing your good qualities?"
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Uber-uber. Like uber, except you use your own car to drive yourself around.