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Kids should be named according to how they behave as toddlers. So my toddler will be renamed Klaxon Tornado Martin.

I send a warm Happy Birthday to 1/365 of you, you know who you are. Please mentally remind yourself of this tweet daily for the next year.

I admit it. I in part want a programmable espresso machine so I can make a few obvious jokes.

$("#you").toad();

SQL 2016 will come with TRIGGER warnings. (That would be a nice feature, TRIGGERS seem to be surprising)

"Aren't you a cute widdle developer! Aren't you a cute widdle developer!" (Explain it like I'm 5... months)

Hidden jokes in tech-Did you know Normalizing Relations was an EF Codd joke? He'd just seen in the news Nixon normalizing relations w/China.

Chromes SSL warning for bad certs after OPM and Ashley Madison is "privacy? (shrug), you're an open book anyhow"

Ultravnc and Window 10 aren't playing well together-- uvnc can't send key strokes to the login screen.

Today's episode of "Dude, where the F is my DRIVE SPACE!" is brought to you by Hyper V and Dynamic virtual disks.

var youNow = (Turnip) you;
var yourCar = (Pumpkin) yourCar;
var frog = (Frog) prince;
Casting spells.

Cortana knows how long Cloud Atlas is, but doesn't know how long it should have been.

Uninstalling old versions of Visual Studio. It's VS2015 or nothing.

No name clashes. Distributed Id generation. Keeps creator's MAC private. All these benefit, wife still won't name the baby w/ Guid.NewGuid()

I never would have have guessed this:

var something = Activator.CreateInstance<T>();
var typeOfT = something.GetType();

It was Earl Grey

I want a Dependency Injection library called Princess. Hop to it now!

Suffer from idle malaise? Think of Nuget for your assembly conflict needs. Never again be without a hard to debug assembly version conflict

Elsa? Do you want to write a chat bot? It doesn't have to be a chat bot. Come on lets code in Go, I never see you anymore (Go away Anna!)

We will never win the war against corruption in North Korea until we win the war against corruption in the User Profile, Registry and VS2015

Wikipedia is having some self confidence problems. It's returning 203 instead of 200.

410 with the Wind

You can abuse my attention 1 time & then notifications are blocked on my phone. So sorry Instagram, Groupon, FB, etc.

Alphabet soup will now be renamed google soup.

I'm disappointed they didn't start playing Rains of Castamere at the end of the debate.

If you think unit tests are a waste of time because they could be used to test an empty constructor maybe you don't know what a unit test is

Excuse me (size up your fellow metro rider's country of origin) 你的包吗？Poka þinn? Via sako? ¿Su bolsa? Ihre Tasche? Túi của bạn? ನಿಮ್ಮ ಚೀಲ?

Excuse me, is that your bag? No? RUN! Get out of here! I'm to young TO DIIIIIIIIIIEEEEE!!!! Move it people! Don't you value your life?!

If you replace all your socks with these, then, were it dark, you'd only need to draw 2 at random to get a match. https://x.com/mistersql/status/629714162357305344/photo/1

Tweeting from Windows 10. As predicted, Windows 10 spat on the Atheros wifi. Fortunately the Edimax USB nano wifi adapter works.

Windows 10 installed 99.99% of the way and then restored previous OS. Cryptic msg says I have to clear out update temp folder.

My my, this here federal PII, maybe in China someday later, now it's yours if you pry.

I'm granting you a limited license to read this tweet and favorite it. But if you want to retweet it, you'll need the Enterprise license.

Does MS Edge contain a full copy of IE? If it does, does it spend most or all of it's time running only the IE codebase?

OK, Dev DB is down, TFS is down.

Working late to make up time and... my favorite server in the office is down. And the server admin is gone home.

Getting ready to nuget update automapper. Can 279144 people be wrong? If people were updating & rolling back, old ver counts should be huge