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http://ASP.NET's ScriptManager starts fast and easy and ends in suicidal ideation, bankruptcy & the same side effects as Accutane

The number one concern I have when choosing a .NET UI component library is: does it depend on ScriptManager. Yes? Kill it with fire.

In post soviet Russia, the programming questions ask you: http://ru.stackoverflow.com/

#stackoverflow Vote to be able to unsub from notifications from old questions https://meta.stackoverflow.com/questions/296674/unsubscribe-to-old-questions

Shoot, took like 6 tries and 2 machines to send a tweet (kept getting 500 errors). I need like a service to announce twitter has probs.

All about that cass, about that cass, no sql. #cassandra http://planetcassandra.org/what-is-nosql/

This solution as as many nuget packages of http://JSON.NET as it has projects-- all different versions.

Actually, the *only* source of candidates was LinkedIn. And two direct applies to the company website.

We found our developer, they start Monday. Everyone else that had their hopes up will have to apply again later.

2 GB worth of Windows updates! Woot! For this many updates, I expect Windows 11 when I reboot.

Amtrak doesn't have API access to it's public data. The TOS prohibits deep linking & indexing, so google is in violation.

Amateur Tip: If you can't get back to the desktop in Windows 8.1-you can search for it-If you need to find the search, you can search for it

git commit -m "mm, delicious"

Oh recruiters. No I don't want to work at a $34k/year rate for exactly 1 day setting up PCs. Should I suggest they hire a high schooler?

Signs of depression. Googling "Configuring Available Python Interpreters" and the links are all purple. But you don't remember reading them.

if not all(statement for statement in opinions(people)):
twitter_war()
else:
twitter_fight()
#python

Odious software developer habits: going home with source code checked out and locked.

Should we allow all white space passwords? Is your password all white space?

Add in or plug in? Can never search for the right one the 1st time. Let's just call them both plaid-in or plague-ins.

PUKE stack, PHP + Univac + KDE + Embedded

It's the weekend! Time to watch pluralsight videos. Or make a screen cast. Or contribute to my github repo. WebDevs get no breaks.

The BARF stack, Brain F* + Assembler + Relational + Fortran

Intellij told me web:war exploded. I'm going to stand further away from the laptop. This could be like when I called explode in PHP.

There is a bug in the JDK installer. Last time it said, 3 billion devices ran #Java -it should say 3 billion and one now. Please fix.

_/¯(ツ)_/¯ Don't care like an Egyptian

idea: pycharm plug in that alerts "Go home, you're stupid" when you have the 51st breakpoint set.

I should do an interview code kata tumbler with a whole bunch of problems that can be solved with a loop or two and an if-block or two.

1 more reason to work at FMG: https://x.com/ForsMarshGroup/status/606833796143407104

Advice apropos nothing: If you are flat out entry level, i.e. <6 mo experience, I want to see your public github repo

I want a gateway that turns all the emails from the boss into Slack messages & then Outlook really would be an IM client.

Slack is still IM. I've never convinced a single person to use IM. I catch them unawares on Facebook and Gmail.

#python
def why(self, **life):
if "meaning" not in life:
return
else: # ask
self.why()

#techinterview How to rescue a question you just don't know: explain your problem solving strategy: Googe➡️StackOverflow➡️Calling in Sick

Ruby on rails? Why yes, I would love to program on a train.

BitBucket's SourceTree fights me. I think it quietly fails and just displays spinners forever on purpose.