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Perfect interview question: Machine generated nonsense. Passing answer-interviewee asks a question back. Too few people ever ask questions.
You a business? No? How to buy a domain: Pick a cheap, meaningless word. Use subdomains and /paths/ for all your future websites.
@mistersql Been clicking on personal websites all day where the owner let the domain name lapse-prolly because they bought 10 domains for $$
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Creative charity- pay other people's water bills: https://www.detroitwaterproject.org/baltimore
Noveler. New social network you can't post your message until it is 50,000 words long. And you get only 30 days to write it.
!!dead
My toddler passes the beans, carrots, sweet potato tests. Working on passing the marshmallow test. http://www.northeastern.edu/magazine/rethinking-the-marshmallow-test/
#monkey with monocle
def _():
pass
#python
Ohio says everything quotable
The 8 Most Critical Rail Projects That Amtrak Can't Afford (Maybe needs kickstarter? gofundme? indegogo?) http://www.citylab.com/commute/2015/04/8-critical-rail-projects-that-amtrak-cant-afford/391038/
I want red pizza to be a thing like white pizza is.
Answer to a tasking request is No Problem complete when it is both No Problem and No Problem-hard. No clue if it will actually be done.
Planes, but no 🚆 Train? http://emojipedia.org/train/
@mistersql Ah, you can only see it after you tweet.
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We Tested Amtrak's Wi-Fi, and It's Worse Than You Thought http://www.nationaljournal.com/tech/we-tested-amtrak-s-wi-fi-and-it-s-worse-than-you-thought-20150423 via @nationaljournal
Nonpartisan charity of the day: http://www.safepassage.org/ Schools for kids of trash pickers in Guatemala. Dirty job but someone has to do it.
All my tweets speak for your employer, since most of you say you can't tweet for your employer. If not me, then who?
Look at that, batteries, or at least a usable performance profiler, is included #python https://docs.python.org/2/library/profile.html
All good IDEs, #visualstudio #eclipse etc should have robust anti-region and anti code collapsing features.
So your development talent depends on the characters in your username. I always suspect that. http://ismycodegood.com/#matthewmartin
Bring me a coffee as a service. Oops already done, see: @FetchCoffee works for DC https://www.fetchcoffee.com/ But not my zip code.
Retweeting this tweet means you agree to endorse this tweet and not disclaim it in your bio.
Retweets are binding contracts. Retweets are secretly disparaging your sense of worth and dignity. Retweets are actually poptarts.
Buddhist software developers never use the const keyword.
This fed gov't form gives you six chances to come to your senses & not try to pay down the federal debt on your own https://www.pay.gov/public/form/start/23779454
#cpp Huzzah! Minimal productivity possible, got VS to compile the smallest possible gTest project. using this: http://www.bogotobogo.com/cplusplus/google_unit_test_gtest.php
All tests are green! Build, deploy, run (away!)
Nonpartisan small donor charity of the day: Clean birth kits for Nepal http://www.path.org/projects/clean-delivery_kit.php
Disable your integration (i.e. end-to-end) tests before running coverage reports.
∃! mistersql and don't forget it.
You know unicode logic symbols ⇒ you can write more on twitter.
Full stack of pancakes developer.
Heaven & Hell are eternal or long, life is short. Regardless to reincarnation, statistically speaking we're in heaven or hell. ∃PHP∴Hell.QED
Why can't the federal government find enough C, C++ or R devs? You can't search for them on http://UsaJobs.gov https://www.usajobs.gov/Search?keyword=c%2B%2B&Location=&AutoCompleteSelected=&search=Search
I'll be supplementing my bitter tweets with a nonpartisan charity of the week, until I get distracted by something else. Watch this space!
Software Estimates:You'll follow a formal process, make meaningless estimates for stuff out of your control-You note it? Attitude problem!
In days of yore, you're your ore. A diamond in the rough. There they're their own worst enemy. And so on.
The most efficient way to board/deplane is to take Amtrak.
Client Simplifies specs by confounding 3 sense of "add it", 2 senses of "delete it" and so on. Pointing it out is what is overcomplicated.
Hmm, yes you can opt out of receiving DM's from everyone. DM me with your opinion at /dev/null