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If English was governed by the most common C++ variable naming style civilization would collapse overnight.

I live in greater DC. Every charity you can think of is headquartered here. No matter who I give to, feels like keeping money at home.

Quick people, what is a C++ 11 style guide that results in code at least no uglier than C#?

Going to #mathfest2015 got my mathematica tshirt to show my geek cred

My citizen duty idea-write websites whose sole purpose is to relink all the content on a federal government website. Fix the navigation mess

Stop shamming, its knot there falt. http://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2015/04/17/stop-shaming-people-on-the-internet-for-grammar-mistakes-its-not-there-fault/?hpid=z11 Passes spell check, publish!

Small Data, it's the next fad. Using very small data sets, display data visualizations on apple watch, resampling & Jackknifing with R.

Ah man, Math Fest Tomorrow at the Smithsonian in DC and I have so many schedule conflicts. http://www.mathfest.org/schedule/

The more I read about Bayesian statistics the more likely it seems I live in a world governed by Bayesian statistics.

¯\_(ツ)_/¯ driven development

Ref: http://georgestocker.com/2015/03/11/we-dont-need-a-development-environment/

If the topic is Java on twitter, it's "I'm looking for a java developer". If the topic is ruby, R, python, it's "oh man this is useful!"

The specs and design docs are not complete until each bullet item includes double negatives and triple negatives.

I don't speak for my employer. Instead, today, I speak for you and will be representing your official opinions on everything.

New pet peeve-- company websites that refuse to give any clues about their geographic location-- even if they offer only in person services

Ok, go see the trailer. Not seeing enough droids though. Where the droids I'm looking for? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngElkyQ6Rhs

At 6:45 everyone in my twitter feed starts posting beer glass pictures.

Favorites == endorsements. Retweets == accidental clicks. Who am I kidding, you've already turned off my retweets.

Thanks to @BlueMoonBrewCo promo lady who beered me a free one World of Beer!

Shoot just missed the Mobile DC meetup at World of Beer and I was just there like 15 minutes ago!

Someone drunk drove an imperial star destroyer right into a planet. Never mind, that's private, the logo on the side says Exxon.

It's 2015 and people are still writing IE only websites. I hope it causes Deltek to eventually go out of business.

Resume builder for gov't job app has Esperanto as an option. I won't say which one, though.

In fear driven development, any question, there are two sides, fear you should & fear you shouldn't. If you're coding you are doing it wrong

Foursquare is so private I can't share any of my check history with like any one. I already know I was on a vacation. Can't show it tho.

Do the addictions of statisticians cause their interpretation of correlations?

There has never been an Amtrak related petition to get a response from the White House. So the time is ripe to petition for Snowpiercer.

I'd like it if someone would petition the White House to get Amtrak to build the Snow Piercer train, but without the class warfare.

If a boss needs to be told problem employees & meaningless work is bad for morale, they probably don't care either https://finance.yahoo.com/news/google-hr-boss-explains-only-141511722.html

But first, let me register a self e... lambda e: event_handler(self, e)
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1st rule of robotics club is that you can't build robots that harm people, or through inaction let people be harmed.

I had to type this and you could hear pycharm audible cry
self.r.g(f).w["a"]["b"].c["d"]
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Every time I branch on a method call, my #python code frowns at me):

The 1st rule of math club is no rule may refer to any rule that is an element or subset of the set of all math club rules

$#!+ your pants looking for that missing c++ dll? You need depends.exe http://www.dependencywalker.com/ Jokes for the very young/very old.

I own many devices, the Amazon Echo gets used every day. I'd says that's a favorable metric.

I paid the plastic price. And now it's my family motto.

SQL's Sort command is brain damaged business intelligence. Select a/n from Data Sort By a/n doesn't account for size effects of n.