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Silly pluralizer, the plural of human is not humen.
Jira says, "You currently have no issues assigned to you. Enjoy your day!"
What does #ADFS fear? The cookie monster. EVERYONE in the technology stack is eating ADFS cookies. In the future ADFS cookies will be 10GB.
The scaling question for #WIF & #ADFS is can your log provider scale for the millions of "The passive protocol context was not found" errors
Forget fizbuzz. Do you put dependencies into \bin\ and check them in? Yes? Well, good thing we have a hefty stack of resumes.
The code templates for AssemblyInfo in #VS2013 said copyright Microsoft. (Bad enough default) Now they say, Copyright Hewlett-Packard..WTF?
"Yeah, can you estimate on issue 42 for the TPS report."
"42 is incoherent and I know nothing about it."
"Just make your best guess okay?"
Ah shoot, Int64 overflow calculating cyclomatic complexity.
New refactoring pattern- changed 1 common class and all of a sudden I'm changing methods to throw NotImplementedException to compile again
The refactor from hell-- the most commonly used class was modeled all wrong. Trees with heterogeneous nodes & leaves are a bear to work with
I'm going to create a website call NullReferenceException and it will only have questions about why we got a NullReferenceException.
System.Diagnostics hasn't been open sourced. I'm trying to imagine what it would look like if the API was fixed.
How did we write code without Func<T1,T2>?
Element.closest() for navigating the DOM! Also watch for Element.closeEnough(), Element.youPick(), Element.itsGoingToBeNullAnyhow()
Kent Beck, Martin Fowler, Ron Jeffries could do a project using batch mode processing & punch cards & still be more productive than you.
The first step towards paying down any technical debt is to eliminate the #regions and show the bugs that have been hiding there.
Does VS2015 have the guts to take on #regions? Does any other IDE have the guts to take on #regions?
Went to MIT and walked around. Why do they have so many tanks of nitrogen? It's suspicious looking.
All of a sudden I need to install a lot of IDEs.
For the first time in forever... the google authenticator works. I thought it was broken and soon to be discontinued.
Visual Studio should come in 2 forms: ISupportLegacyCrap, IInstallFast&Reliably. Or I should use a competitor- I would if they had Resharper
Simple Machines Forums have abysmal spam clean up features.
Q: How do you disable SSL3 and keep #ADFS working? http://serverfault.com/questions/642779/how-do-you-configure-adfs-to-work-with-sslv3-disabled Is it a nonissue? Is it impossible?
I love it when a new API comes together.
Planning on putting a time capsule in my fridge and checking it three months. Well, really, that is everything that goes into the fridge.
How does member (property) look up work in C#, does it change when there are *lots* of members? #StackOverflow does not like this question.
I want to be a statistician so I can make matrix jokes all day.
Signed up to use the http://asp.net forums. I don't have the right to post a thread. Sigh.
First time in years I've needed to recover something from the trash can.
Is there a programming Q&A site that isn't stack overflow? I was only there because it was more civil than forums.
Object orientation means the API user has no clue how any built in data structure works.
#Stackoverflow is getting nastier than it used to be. It going to evolve into a place where people only ask once.
Movember, the month when I change the excuse I use for not shaving.
Exactly 13000 reputation- https://stackoverflow.com/users/33264/matthewmartin 2000 more points and I get more moderator rights.
RemoteIE lets you test IE with a ten foot pole.
Princess laptop for girl-toddlers. http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00K89KZ58/ref=gb1h_img_e-4_7442_71f8a038?pf_rd_m=ATVPDKIKX0DER&pf_rd_t=701&pf_rd_s=events-center-4&pf_rd_r=1K8VY7ES3V003CNK8KFX&pf_rd_i=HTL_desktop&pf_rd_p=1964287442 I've got mixed opinions 'cause movie princesses don't write code.
The 2 saw mannequins in the store window and said Robots!
Missed 1000 tweets this weekend. Don't worry & read and respond to them all by lunch time.
If there's no epidemic, odds of dying of ebola is low. If there's an epidemic, the odds of dying are high. So what are the odds of epidemic?