Content warning: #vegan octopus
so #chatgpt wrote up a Chamorro Vegan menu with "vegan octopus" which AFAIK, does not exist. So I asked it to write a recipe for "vegan octopus" and it essentially said "tofu flavored with 25 things"
How would you make vegan octopus? My first thought is boiled strips of automobile tire, but what would be edible?